THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS EXTREMELY EXPLICT CONTENT AND BAD ENGLISH, PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!
CHAO CHEEBYE TO ALL THE F**KING LECTURERS WHO TEACH LIKE SHIT! BEST TIP GIVEN IS "READ THE WHOLE BOOK". WHEN U ASK THEM QUESTIONS, THEY TELL U TO READ THE F**KING BOOK! KAN NI NA, IF I CAN FIND ANSWER FROM BOOK, DON'T NEED TO ASK YOU THIS BLOODY IDIOT! AND SPECIAL MENTION TO THE LAO CHEEBYE WHO PENALISED ME FOR INCLUDING PICTURES IN THE PROJECT!
*RUSHES FORWARD AND SPEAR THE LECTURERS ONE BY ONE, LEAVING THEM GROANING IN PAIN AS THEY COLLAPSE. WHO'S NEXT?!
GAN ALL THE LAO GUEH BUS IN MY WORKPLACE WHO TELL ME TO RUN ERRANDS FOR THEM. FUCK U ALL! I AM NOT DELIVERY BOY OK!!! HOW COME WHEN CHEEBYES FEEL ITCHY, NEVER ASK ME TO HELP U ALL SCRATCH?!
LASTLY, I WANT TO SHOW MY MIDDLE FINGER TO THE NIAO JI NIAO LAN TAO KAYS WHO DIDN'T HIRE ME OR TRY TO BARGAIN FOR A LOWER PAY. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM? THE AH PEK IN MARKET SELLING GIAM CHAI IS IT?
I JUST REALISED I STILL GOT LOTS OF SPACE AND I DO NOT WISH TO LEAVE OUT ANYONE, SO I WILL CONTINUE....
I WILL ALSO LIKE TO THANK ALL THOSE MEDIACORP AH GES AND AH JIES IN MY WORKPLACE. MUST TAKE MY HAT OFF YOU THESE BUNCH OF FUCKING BALL CARRIERS! NEXT TIME ALL OF YOU CAN SAVE THE ACTING AND JUST LINE UP IN ONE LONG QUEUE TO GIVE BLOWJOBS TO THE BOSS!