My Side (Not the David Beckham book! *laughs*)
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Due to many controversial versions of the incidents leading to Ah Ma's death. I have decided to publish my own biography about the incidents that led to the death of Ah Ma.
My Side
Usual Price: $799.95
Promotional Price: $799.80 (NOW $0.15 CHEAPER THAN USUAL PRICE)
Buy now and you get:
A miniature chopper key chain (NEW!)
A newspaper clipping in the Straits Times orbituary for Ah Ma!
Poster of Ah Ma (Life-size poster!)
2 Photos of Ah Ma (An A4 size Black and White Photo and a Colour Photo of Ah Ma used for funerals)
10 Postcards of Ah Ma in different poses
A CD containing a mp3 version of the taped conversation between weidev and Nelstar regarding the rat poison! It also includes photos of the events the night where Ah Ma was last seen alive. Also included in the CD is a mp3 version of a song sang by Ah Ma 'live' concert!
The first 100 customers will also get a card size photo of Ah Ma in colour for keepsake in their wallets!
Hey! Hey! Hey! There's something more too! There's also a growing request for FOS dummy! Guess what, for the first 50 customers you get a life size deflatable F.O.S dummy. you can rape him, slap him, and punch him everyday!
What's more!
If you call or sms to order a copy of the book, you'll also get:
A dartboard with F.O.S photo!
xking half-naked photo!
A TV commercial vcd of Ah Ma and weidev in MacDonald's
A full collection of the photographs of Ah Ma @ Zoo
A pair of concert ticket to see Yunzhongzi's concert! (NEW!)
Don't hesitate, BUY NOW!
Call 1900-DIE-AH-MA or 1900-343-2462
or Call 1900-DEAD-XLN or 1900-332-3956 (New Number to handle with the order!)
SMS to *29125 Ah Ma # of copies (e.g. Ah Ma 200)
now to place your order!
We collect payments in Cash, Nets, Mastercard, Visa, American Express, and Money Order.
Terms and Conditions:
Gifts are on a while stock last basis. Air Freight is chargeable and customers will be billed according to the local freight charges. Customers will be charged for making the 1900 call at $10 per minute and $50 per sms sent. All quoted prices are NOT inclusive of GST. Other terms and conditions apply. -
credit card got accept??
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kekeeke
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Nope. Air Freight is chargeable.Originally posted by BaByBoY:kekeeke
is air fright included??? -
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Cash, Nets, Money Orders.Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):credit card got accept?? -
think u all very eng ah
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help me promote the book leh.Originally posted by BufPuf:think u all very eng ah
hahahahahahahahahahaah
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I use Paypal.... doooh!
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do i earn comssion from helping u
if not then dun wan -
At the moment we don't accept paypal.Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:I use Paypal.... doooh!
We need to ensure financial security for both parties regarding the transaction involved so I'm afraid you might have to wait for our replies.
Any inconvenience is regretted. (Like real
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we'll discuss this privately.... as this is a delicate issueOriginally posted by BufPuf:........
do i earn comssion from helping u
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k i wan more than half of the profitOriginally posted by Nelstar:we'll discuss this privately.... as this is a delicate issue
coz it's my forum here -
very hard, i'll have to consult my financial advisors to cut the deal. We'll have it written in Black and White and Purple and Green and Red and Blue and Violet and Lime and Indigo and Teal and Yellow and Orange and Brown.Originally posted by BufPuf:k i wan more than half of the profit
coz it's my forum here
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Originally posted by Nelstar:
Due to many controversial versions of the incidents leading to Ah Ma's death. I have decided to publish my own biography about the incidents that led to the death of Ah Ma.
[b]My Side
Normal Price: $799.95
Promotional Price: $799.90
Buy now and you get:
A newspaper clipping in the Straits Times orbituary for Ah Ma!
Poster of Ah Ma (Life-size poster!)
2 Photos of Ah Ma (An A4 size Black and White Photo and a Colour Photo of Ah Ma used for funerals)
10 Postcards of Ah Ma in different poses
A CD containing a mp3 version of the taped conversation between weidev and Nelstar regarding the rat poison! It also includes photos of the events the night where Ah Ma was last seen alive. Also included in the CD is a mp3 version of a song sang by Ah Ma 'live' concert!
The first 100 customers will also get a card size photo of Ah Ma in colour for keepsake in their wallets!
What's more!
If you call or sms to order a copy of the book, you'll also get:
A dartboard with F.O.S photo!
xking half-naked photo!
A TV commercial vcd of Ah Ma and weidev in MacDonald's
A full collection of the photographs of Ah Ma @ Zoo
Don't hesitate, BUY NOW!
Call 1900-DIE-AH-MA or 1900-343-2462
SMS to *29125 Ah Ma # of copies (e.g. Ah Ma 200)
now to place your order!
We collect payments in Cash, Nets, Mastercard, Visa, American Express, and Money Order.
Terms and Conditions:
Gifts are on a while stock last basis. Air Freight is chargeable and customers will be billed according to the local freight charges. Customers will be charged for making the 1900 call at $10 per minute and $50 per sms sent. All quoted prices are NOT inclusive of GST. Other terms and conditions apply.
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You can come up with the Roy Keane version of biography titled: My Story. and how you broke ah ma's leg during the ktv session.Originally posted by F.O.S: -
Originally posted by Nelstar:You can come up with the Roy Keane version of biography titled: My Story. and how you broke ah ma's leg during the ktv session.
ooi!!! I only use lighter to burn her leg hair hor, I where got chop her leg 
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oh. really, you sure that is all?Originally posted by F.O.S: ooi!!! I only use lighter to burn her leg hair hor, I where got chop her leg -
bump for weidev
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Originally posted by Nelstar:
I think becoz of dat u mus have a sold out liaoz.
Due to many controversial versions of the incidents leading to Ah Ma's death. I have decided to publish my own biography about the incidents that led to the death of Ah Ma.
[b]My Side
Normal Price: $799.95
Promotional Price: $799.90
Buy now and you get:
A newspaper clipping in the Straits Times orbituary for Ah Ma!
Poster of Ah Ma (Life-size poster!)
2 Photos of Ah Ma (An A4 size Black and White Photo and a Colour Photo of Ah Ma used for funerals)
10 Postcards of Ah Ma in different poses
A CD containing a mp3 version of the taped conversation between weidev and Nelstar regarding the rat poison! It also includes photos of the events the night where Ah Ma was last seen alive. Also included in the CD is a mp3 version of a song sang by Ah Ma 'live' concert!
The first 100 customers will also get a card size photo of Ah Ma in colour for keepsake in their wallets!
What's more!
If you call or sms to order a copy of the book, you'll also get:
A dartboard with F.O.S photo!
xking half-naked photo!
A TV commercial vcd of Ah Ma and weidev in MacDonald's
A full collection of the photographs of Ah Ma @ Zoo
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a lot of people asking for a replica of Ah Ma's chopper leh.Originally posted by xking:I think becoz of dat u mus have a sold out liaoz.
but we can't find the actual one she used since she has too many. like her BFs like that.
But most people who ordered wanted the FOS photo on the dartboard. -
Nelstar, can do a special promo bor? For the first 50 customers, our publisher will also be giving away FOS' photo for their main door?Originally posted by Nelstar:a lot of people asking for a replica of Ah Ma's chopper leh.
but we can't find the actual one she used since she has too many. like her BFs like that.
But most people who ordered wanted the FOS photo on the dartboard. -
Originally posted by Nelstar:
we = nelstar and weidev...
Due to many controversial versions of the incidents leading to Ah Ma's death. I have decided to publish my own biography about the incidents that led to the death of Ah Ma.
[b]My Side
Usual Price: $799.95
Promotional Price: $799.80 (NOW $0.15 CHEAPER THAN USUAL PRICE)
Buy now and you get:
A miniature chopper key chain (NEW!)
A newspaper clipping in the Straits Times orbituary for Ah Ma!
Poster of Ah Ma (Life-size poster!)
2 Photos of Ah Ma (An A4 size Black and White Photo and a Colour Photo of Ah Ma used for funerals)
10 Postcards of Ah Ma in different poses
A CD containing a mp3 version of the taped conversation between weidev and Nelstar regarding the rat poison! It also includes photos of the events the night where Ah Ma was last seen alive. Also included in the CD is a mp3 version of a song sang by Ah Ma 'live' concert!
The first 100 customers will also get a card size photo of Ah Ma in colour for keepsake in their wallets!
Hey! Hey! Hey! There's something more too! There's also a growing request for FOS dummy! Guess what, for the first 50 customers you get a life size deflatable F.O.S dummy. you can rape him, slap him, and punch him everyday!
What's more!
If you call or sms to order a copy of the book, you'll also get:
A dartboard with F.O.S photo!
xking half-naked photo!
A TV commercial vcd of Ah Ma and weidev in MacDonald's
A full collection of the photographs of Ah Ma @ Zoo
A pair of concert ticket to see Yunzhongzi's concert! (NEW!)
Don't hesitate, BUY NOW!
Call 1900-DIE-AH-MA or 1900-343-2462
or Call 1900-DEAD-XLN or 1900-332-3956 (New Number to handle with the order!)
SMS to *29125 Ah Ma # of copies (e.g. Ah Ma 200)
now to place your order!
We collect payments in Cash, Nets, Mastercard, Visa, American Express, and Money Order.
Terms and Conditions:
Gifts are on a while stock last basis. Air Freight is chargeable and customers will be billed according to the local freight charges. Customers will be charged for making the 1900 call at $10 per minute and $50 per sms sent. All quoted prices are NOT inclusive of GST. Other terms and conditions apply.
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ello elloOriginally posted by weidev:we = nelstar and weidev...
is supposed to be me and nelstar k -
supposed ma... continue dreaming... the profits is mine and nelstar to share...Originally posted by BufPuf:ello ello
is supposed to be me and nelstar k