When filling out your driver´s license application you give your IP address.
You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what´s your URL?"
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends email.
You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
You "ping" people to see if they´re awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they´re listening to you.
You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
You introduce your wife as "my
[email protected]" and refer to your children as "client applications".
At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server."
