pipi and the jit gi sio ho sua ( little umbrella)
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Court Case file number 102154598p1p1-asb:
the victim: mr jit-gi-orr-orr-sio-ho-sua
the defendant: pipi & poot poot
Mr Pipi is charged with Sexual Assualt -Use of Force, a class 3 felony.
this matter is presently set for trial by the juryto commence on 28th July 2004.
ladies and gentlemen, as we all know, pipi & poot poot is a guai guai kia *erhemm...vomit* .as i was saying... pipi and poot poot is a guai guai kia, he no drink alcohol, no smoke.... an almost perfect man u might say
tat was wat i tot too. til i was informed of a despicable action which he did in the vehicle of a fellow forumite, in view of 3 others associates...
he..he he .... he took a little black umbrella from the car of this particular forumite and use it to satisfy his urges....
evidence number 1: this is before
evidence number 2: this is after
disposed by pipi after use....
but why? why did such a nice gentleman resort to doing this? -
oh no, no use condy...sure get pregnant one leh
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foga say amituofuo to umbrella.
amen...
haiz..... -
I eye witness leh!!!
he in my mum's car..use the poor umbrella poke his *ahem*
den now my mummy's car got flies 1..near the umbrella...somemore spoil liao... -
Di'no' saw shops selling umbrella wif pp's logo.....
Dun tell Di'no' it's pipi's si shen zi........
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he got wear cap 1 leh..
won't so suay 1 lah -
Di'no' see pipi no up
How can pipi be so gross.....
Doing such act in front o 3 others..... -
for your information
he screamed quite loud in the car tht nite..
hahahahahahahha.... -
OMG....
mayb HAng ten will find PIPI to do advertisement for their umbrella.s..s.. cos PIPI Broke the giordano umbrella i heard?
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is a black giodarno umbrella...
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mus give feedback to giordano SAY their UMBRELLAS CANOT SATISFY PIPI!Originally posted by BufPuf:is a black giodarno umbrella...
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if onli umbrellas could talk, that black umbrella would have SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amituofuo shan zai shan zaiOriginally posted by BufPuf:for your information
he screamed quite loud in the car tht nite..
hahahahahahahha.... -
pipi see umbrella canot scream canot retalate then cheng ji mah...poor umbrella! PIPI u realy too violent liao lar!Originally posted by foga:if onli umbrellas could talk, that black umbrella would have SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amituofuo shan zai shan zai -
but the umbrella 'zhuan lie xi shen' also goot lah
spark off pipi's love for umbrellas...
ever since that incident..he loves umbrellas... -
wow, live action and show...REALITY TV
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wonder if there would be an umbrella shortage come tomorrow...
pipi remember u take the plastic cover for umbrella the next time u go shopping.
never know when u're gonna need them
Originally posted by BufPuf:but the umbrella 'zhuan lie xi shen' also goot lah
spark off pipi's love for umbrellas...
ever since that incident..he loves umbrellas... -
i alrdy offer buy him gold-plated umbrella for him liao
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as per requested by pipi earlier, i shall prepare the ma shen and the ka-tos
for pipi to zhi wo liao duan.....
you dino u book the canoe buay?
Originally posted by BufPuf:i alrdy offer buy him gold-plated umbrella for him liao -
still need to buy those offerings to burn for him..
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Originally posted by sgboy2004:wow, live action and show...REALITY TV -
haiz... ni bu ru di yu, shui ru di yu
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ah
i volunteer niam keng for pipi...
amituofuo shan zai shan zaiOriginally posted by BufPuf:still need to buy those offerings to burn for him.. -
okie lah
i got lighter i burn loh at most...
den somebody donate some fruits also lah..ho xim a bit -
okie i si-pond-sir durians.
me remembered pipi like giap durian shell under armpit....
bufpuf u burn pipi's left nipple i burn rite oneOriginally posted by BufPuf:okie lah
i got lighter i burn loh at most...
den somebody donate some fruits also lah..ho xim a bit -
HHAHHAHAHHAHAA DURIANS KIAM HIS ARMPITS