Tian Xia Di Yi Forumite Da Hui!
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Match 1: Epimetheus VS sgboy2004
Name: Epimetheus
Experience: 1.2k
From: Zhu Long
Weapon: Hua Ju
VS
Name: sgboy2004
Experience: 29k
From: Animal Category
Weapon: Croco Jaw and Mighty Tail
Can Epimetheus defeat the Legendary #6 sgboy2004?
22nd Generation Bao Xiao Sheng says, "No, sgboy2004 is too fast, too powerful and intelligent to be defeated by a newcomer. It's sad that he had to face such a powerful opponent in his first match."
The bell was rang!
Epimetheus jumps and makes a fool of himself! (Hua Ju lvl 2)
sgboy2004 laughs and suffers a 400 damage!
sgboy2004 went berserk and bites Epimetheus! CRITICAL HIT!!! (Croco Jaw Lvl 42)
Epimetheus suffers a 28596000 damage!
Epimetheus falls.
The winner of Match 1 is sgboy2004! -
Match 2: HENG@ VS larrenV2.003
Name: HENG@
Experience: 12k
From: Jin Wen Tai
Weapon: ???
VS
Name: larrenV2.003
Experience: 20 years (1.3k)
From: Tomato Land
Weapon: Leng Yue Xue Ying Kwang Dao
Can larrenV2.003 defeat the legendary #14 HENG@?
22nd Bao Xiao Sheng says, "With his chopper, HENG@ is the undisputed #14 in the Forumite world. However, HENG@ has the reputation of looking down on opponents and thus, he might fight larrenV2.003 unarmed. This match is hard to judge since HENG@ has not revealed his weapon yet."
The bell was rang!
larrenV2.003 attacks HENG@ 22 times with the Leng Yue Xue Ying Kwang Dao! HENG@ suffers 742000 damage!
HENG@ retaliates and kicks larrenV2.003! larrenV2.003 suffers 421600 damage! larrenV2.003's life is in red!
larrenV2.003 attacks HENG@ 16 times with the Leng Yue Xue Ying Kwang Dao! HENG@ suffers 481200 damage! HENG@ is down to half-life!
HENG@ reveals his weapon, a Chopper! and does a 7x7, 49 hits on larrenV2.003! larrenV2.003 suffers 48992000 damage!!!
larrenV2.003 falls.
The winner of Match 2 is HENG@. -
Ah Ma had given her chopper to Heng@ 
ming shi chu gao tu
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Match 3: Mospeada VS ditzy-san
Name: Mospeada
Experience: ???
From: Wu Luo
Weapon: Pan Zhu Chi Lao Hu Shen Gong
VS
Name: ditzy-san
Experience: 5k
From: Evil Undead
Weapon: "5 point, exploding heart" technique
Who will emerge the winner?
22nd Bao Xiao Sheng says, "A match amongst the emerging new warriors. It's very hard to predict who will win but both sides are using deadly fighting styles that can turn the tide within a move. This match is more on luck than skill."
The bell was rang!
ditzy-san refused to attack! He put up a defensive stance!
Mospeada taunts ditzy-san by acting like a pig! The audience boos ditzy-san for refusing to budge.
ditzy-san shows Mospeada his middle finger! He remains in defensive stance! Mospeada refuses to budge and the audience boos and start leaving the area.
Mospeada makes pig sound "oink oink" and ditzy-san was lured!
ditzy-san attacks! Mospeada successfully dodged!
Mospeada counters and bites ditzy-san! ditzy-san suffers 268000 damage!
ditzy-san throws himself at Mospeada and completes the "5-point, exploding heart" technique! CRITICAL HIT!!! Mospeada suffers 8643000 damage!
Mospeada falls.
The winner of Match 3 is ditzy-san. -
so we can make roast pork out of Mospeada? I like char siew. yum yum.
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Match 4: Wu Lin Gao Shou VS M©+square
Name: Wu Lin Gao Shou
Experience: ???
From: Luo Yang
Weapon: Fei Dao
VS
Name: c
Experience: Unknown
From: WuLong Shan
Weapon: Abacus
Who will emerge the winner?
22nd Bao Xiao Sheng says, "Although Wu Lin Gao Shou is the authentic Xiao Li Fei Dao heir, he is still new and inexperienced. On the other hand, we have the established M©+square whose wooden abacus is reputed to have defeated many enemies. It is obvious that M©+square will be the eventual winner."
The bell rang!
M©+square holds his hands up and declares, "I do not wish to fight Wu Lin Gao Shou. I've already calculated my chances of winning this championship to be zero. Although I can defeat Wu Lin Gao Shou, I have no desire to compete anymore."
M©+square concedes the match the Wu Lin Gao Shou.
The winner of Match 4 is Wu Lin Gao Shou. -
Semi Final
Match 5: ditzy-san vs Devil 1976 (Seed Match)
Name: ditzy-san
Experience: 5k
From: Evil Undead
Weapon: "5 point, exploding heart" technique
VS
Name: Devil1976
Experience: 17k
From: HELL
Weapon: PUSH-UP BRA
Can ditzy-san defeat the legendary #4 Devil1976?
22nd Bao Xiao Sheng says, "ditzy-san has proven his mettle in the face off with Mospeada but has never pit his skills against a master. It is obvious that Devil1976 is not using his trident but he is not the #4 Forumite for nothing. Devil1976 will win this with ease."
The bell was rang!
Devil1976 appears behind ditzy-san and puts the PUSH-UP BRA on ditzy-san's eyes! ditzy-san suffers from hallucination, poison, confusion, berserk conditions!
ditzy-san attacks his own shadow and does 0 damage!
ditzy-san self-inflicts "5 point, exploding heart" technique and does 589200 damage on self! ditzy-san is unconscious!
Devil1976 closes in and slaps ditzy-san with the PUSH-UP BRA! CRITICAL HIT!!! ditzy-san suffers 84002000 damage!
ditzy-san falls.
The winner of Match 5 is Devil1976 -
Semi Final
Match 6: HENG@ vs Wu Lin Gao Shou
Name: HENG@
Experience: 12k
From: Jin Wen Tai
Weapon: Chopper
VS
Name: Wu Lin Gao Shou
Experience: ???
From: Luo Yang
Weapon: Fei Dao
Can Wu Lin Gao Shou defeat the legendary #14 HENG@?
22nd Bao Xiao Sheng says, "HENG@ will win. Wu Lin Gao Shou isn't his match at all."
The bell was rang!
HENG@ jumps and attacks! He didn't hit Wu Lin Gao Shou, his attacks stopped in midair!
There's a flying dagger! A flying dagger appearing from Wu Lin Gao Shou's sleeve! Now the flying dagger is in Wu Lin Gao Shou's hand! Xiao Li Fei Dao jue bu xu fa! HENG@ hesitated to attack because he was not sure how fast the Fei Dao can be!
HENG@ turned and slashed at Wu Lin Gao Shou. His chopper stopped near the skull of Wu Lin Gao Shou!
Wu Lin Gao Shou's flying dagger is not in his hand but HENG@ is alive!
HENG@ said, "You won."
Wu Lin Gao Shou shook his head and said, "No, you won, not me. You could have defeated me first as I was not ready."
Wu Lin Gao Shou concedes the match to HENG@
The winner of Match 6 is HENG@! -
Semi Final
Match 7: Devil1976 vs sgboy2004
Name: Devil1976
Experience: 17k
From: HELL
Weapon: PUSH-UP BRA
VS
Name: sgboy2004
Experience: 29k
From: Animal Category
Weapon: Croco Jaw and Mighty Tail
Who will emerge the winner? The legendary #6 sgboy2004 or the legendary #4 Devil1976?
22nd Generation Bao Xiao Sheng says, "I've misjudged Wu Lin Gao Shou in the previous match. He was indeed a worthy opponent for HENG@. It was a pity he didn't win. However, this match is even more exciting than the final since both are nearly equally strong. Without his trident, Devil1976 may be slightly at a disadvantage against sgboy2004."
The bell was rang!
sgboy2004 grapples Devil1976 and throws him! Devil1976 suffers 482000 damage!
Devil1976 strangles sgboy2004 with the PUSH-UP BRA! sgboy2004 suffers 861000 damage!
sgboy2004 retaliates! Using his mighty tail, sgboy2004 sweeps Devil1976! Devil1976 suffers 726000 damage!
Devil1976 appears behind sgboy2004 and puts the PUSH-UP BRA on sgboy2004's eyes! sgboy2004 is unaffected!
Devil1976 shouts, "What the hell!?!?"
sgboy2004 takes advantage of the situation and bites Devil1976 with Croco Jaw. Devil1976 suffers 563000 damage!
Devil1976 turns and run! sgboy2004 chases after him but didn't know it was a trap! sgboy2004 steps on the PUSH-UP BRA and falls! sgboy2004 suffers 248000 damage and is unconscious!
Devil1976 takes advantage of the situation and slaps sgboy2004 69 times with the PUSH-UP BRA! sgboy2004 suffers 696900 damage! sgboy2004 stirs up!
sgboy2004 bites Devil1976 but was parried by Devil1976's PUSH-UP BRA!
Devil1976 whips sgboy2004 with the PUSH-UP BRA near the groin area! sgboy2004 suffers 999900 damage! sgboy2004 is stunned!
Devil1976 holds sgboy2004 by the tail and throws sgboy2004! sgboy2004 does a somersault and lands perfectly! sgboy2004 suffers 0 damage!
sgboy2004 charges Devil1976 and bites Devil1976 on the stomach! Devil1976 suffers 1045000 damage!
Devil1976 summons darkness! sgboy2004 is enveloped by a dark cloud!
Devil1976 pours kerosene on the PUSH-UP BRA and ties it around sgboy2004 chest! Devil1976 sets the PUSH-UP BRA on fire! sgboy2004 is enveloped by the fire! sgboy2004 suffers 999999999999999000 damage!
sgboy2004 falls.
The winner of Match 7 is Devil1976! -
Special Match, Third placing
Wu Lin Gao Shou vs sgboy2004
Name: Wu Lin Gao Shou
Experience: ???
From: Luo Yang
Weapon: Fei Dao
VS
Name: sgboy2004
Experience: 29k
From: Animal Category
Weapon: Croco Jaw and Mighty Tail
Can Wu Lin Gao Shou make a name for himself by defeating the #6 sgboy2004?
22nd Generation Bao Xiao Sheng says, "It's very possible since we had seen what Wu Lin Gao Shou is capable of. sgboy2004 is still agonized by the defeat by Devil1976 so he will not be as fast as he was. That will give Wu Lin Gao Shou one chance. One chance to defeat sgboy2004.
The bell was rang!
sgboy2004 launches the first strike with his mighty tail in one sweeping motion! Wu Lin Gao Shou nimbly backflipped away dodging the attack! The attack missed!
sgboy2004 not willingly to let Wu Lin Gao Shou escape his clutches, jumped and unleashed his Croco Jaw attack! Wu Lin Gao Shou blocked the attack! Wu Lin Gao Shou suffered 0 damage!
There's a flying dagger! A flying dagger appearing in Wu Lin Gao Shou's sleeve! Now the flying dagger is in Wu Lin Gao Shou's hand! Wu Lin Gao Shou moved to attack! There is no flying dagger in Wu Lin Gao Shou's hand! No, sgboy2004 was not hit but he was traumatised by Wu Lin Gao Shou's pretence! sgboy2004 speed goes down by 5 levels, attack goes down by 15 levels and morale goes down by 10 levels! sgboy2004 is now affected by the Fear condition!
sgboy2004 charged and swept his mighty tail at Wu Lin Gao Shou but he missed!
sgboy2004 falls.
The judges shout, "What happened?"
A flying dagger was on sgboy2004's stomach. Xiao Li Fei Dao jue bu xu fa!
The winner for the third placing match is Wu Lin Gao Shou! -
Croco lost
But Croco got No. 4
*go celebrate* -
Originally posted by Wu Lin Gao Shou:
can have re-match? i still have lots of tricks up my sleeves......hehhe
[b]Match 3: Mospeada VS ditzy-san
Name: Mospeada
Experience: ???
From: Wu Luo
Weapon: Pan Zhu Chi Lao Hu Shen Gong
VS
Name: ditzy-san
Experience: 5k
From: Evil Undead
Weapon: "5 point, exploding heart" technique
Who will emerge the winner?
22nd Bao Xiao Sheng says, "A match amongst the emerging new warriors. It's very hard to predict who will win but both sides are using deadly fighting styles that can turn the tide within a move. This match is more on luck than skill."
The bell was rang!
ditzy-san refused to attack! He put up a defensive stance!
Mospeada taunts ditzy-san by acting like a pig! The audience boos ditzy-san for refusing to budge.
ditzy-san shows Mospeada his middle finger! He remains in defensive stance! Mospeada refuses to budge and the audience boos and start leaving the area.
Mospeada makes pig sound "oink oink" and ditzy-san was lured!
ditzy-san attacks! Mospeada successfully dodged!
Mospeada counters and bites ditzy-san! ditzy-san suffers 268000 damage!
ditzy-san throws himself at Mospeada and completes the "5-point, exploding heart" technique! CRITICAL HIT!!! Mospeada suffers 8643000 damage!
Mospeada falls.
The winner of Match 3 is ditzy-san.[/b] -
my weapon = sh1t
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Originally posted by Wu Lin Gao Shou:
can i grad croc to cover myself when ditzt-san delivers his "5-point, exploding heart" technique...? croco got thick skin, maybe able to absorb the blow...heheh
[b]Match 3: Mospeada VS ditzy-san
Name: Mospeada
Experience: ???
From: Wu Luo
Weapon: Pan Zhu Chi Lao Hu Shen Gong
VS
Name: ditzy-san
Experience: 5k
From: Evil Undead
Weapon: "5 point, exploding heart" technique
Who will emerge the winner?
22nd Bao Xiao Sheng says, "A match amongst the emerging new warriors. It's very hard to predict who will win but both sides are using deadly fighting styles that can turn the tide within a move. This match is more on luck than skill."
The bell was rang!
ditzy-san refused to attack! He put up a defensive stance!
Mospeada taunts ditzy-san by acting like a pig! The audience boos ditzy-san for refusing to budge.
ditzy-san shows Mospeada his middle finger! He remains in defensive stance! Mospeada refuses to budge and the audience boos and start leaving the area.
Mospeada makes pig sound "oink oink" and ditzy-san was lured!
ditzy-san attacks! Mospeada successfully dodged!
Mospeada counters and bites ditzy-san! ditzy-san suffers 268000 damage!
ditzy-san throws himself at Mospeada and completes the "5-point, exploding heart" technique! CRITICAL HIT!!! Mospeada suffers 8643000 damage!
Mospeada falls.
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[size=large]i have got new weapons liao .....[/size]Originally posted by Mospeada:Name: Mospeada
Experience: unknown
From: Wu Luo
Weapon: Rubber chicken and rubber croco (a gift from croco)
Pet warriors: a puppy and a bear[/color]..... -
Tamade!!! Walk over ah!!??
My percentage where got zero one? Wah lauz.....nevermind. Wait for next round.
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anyone saw my Yang Guo?
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most probably kana eaten by Croco liao.....Originally posted by Xiao Long Nu:anyone saw my Yang Guo?
he thot u were on the other side of the pond, so he jumped in...but dinno that Croco was lurking for prey there.....
who told u to play play tatooed on the bees' bum while you are here inthe sgforums.... -
wahahhahaha.. den XLN go commit suicide lah..Originally posted by Mospeada:most probably kana eaten by Croco liao.....
he thot u were on the other side of the pond, so he jumped in...but dinno that Croco was lurking for prey there.....
who told u to play play tatooed on the bees' bum while you are here inthe sgforums.... 
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No lah. Yang Guo went underwater cave to learn Buaya Shen Gong.
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so Yang Guo cohabit with Croco now?Originally posted by M©+square:No lah. Yang Guo went underwater cave to learn Buaya Shen Gong. -
sorry..forget to ask...did they live happily ever after?Originally posted by Mospeada:so Yang Guo cohabit with Croco now?
no wonder neber see the giant bird around...must be Yang Guo trying to please Croco...lure it to the pond and Croco makan the bird...
ay...i remember seeing a pile of bird bones outside croco's den...
SO " Return of the Condor Heroes" will now becomes " Returns of the Croco Heroes".....