Found this from E-Sangha:
"Don't give me the finger; give me the moon."
DoDo, Rinpoche
"To know the teachings, but not experience them, is like a man spending his life
reading porno magazines."
DoDo, Rinpoche
"If you think it's YOUR mind, you're out of your mind."
Do Do. Rinpoche
"If you want to cut karma, cut the grass."
DoDo, Rinpoche
"You have to be a nobody to make it in this world."
DoDo, Rinpoche
"If you think you're practicing crazy wisdom, you're probably just crazy"
DoDo, Rinpoche
"Self always makes you pick up the check"
Do Do, Rinpoche
"Be nice to your mind, it can kill you."
Do Do, Rinpoache
If you're so realized, why aren't you rich?
DoDo, Rinpoche
"In the Dharma, nothing succeeds like failure."
"When you give up, you get it."
"Why try to be what you already are?"
" I don't care what you are, i care what you aren't"
Do Do, Rinpoche
"Duality is like mud splashing on your windshield; it keeps screwing the view."
DoDo, Rinpoche
"Most people want to die in their sleep, and they do."
DoDo, Rinpoche
"I had a dog who kept chasing his tail, i called him Samsara."
DoDo,Rinpoche
"I threw Samsara a ball once; he wanted to get it, but he couldn't figure out how to chase both it and his tail."
DoDo, Rinpoche
"If you think you're egoless, ask yourself a question and see if anyone answers."
"Don't mistake anality for spirituality."
"The yidam is your mind in a Bollywood movie."
"There's not much , in fact nothing, to Buddhism."
"I'm sure that in my last lifetime i died."
"People want me to predict the future. I predict it will never exist."
"I'm not the same person i was 10 minutes ago. It's a good thing, i really had to go to the bathroom then."
" I have a watch my teacher gave me before he died. He made it himself.
It doesn't have any moving parts, just NOW written on the face."