Difference btw Men & Women
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NO SEX TONIGHT
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear......"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman,
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you..........she was so excited. She must have thought
I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to
play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine,honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. -
Guys pls don't try to use this step unless u prefer to sleep on the floor
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An Eye for an Eye.
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erh...hmmmm....worth to read and worth to ponder....
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i tink he won hv sex for the rest of the month....
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Just admit it. Men and women are different.
No amount of explanation or rationale will explain these differences ... -
Originally posted by CryoLind:i tink he won hv sex for the rest of the month....
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its ok to say no...but to say yes hor then last minute say: no mood la....very da annoying u noe
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most women like to do that leh!!Originally posted by color ghost:its ok to say no...but to say yes hor then last minute say: no mood la....very da annoying u noe
Last minute changed their minds, that's why ppl said nu ren shan pian -
if she like that every night then how??Originally posted by Kenashi:most women like to do that leh!!
Last minute changed their minds, that's why ppl said nu ren shan pian
Time for extra-marital affair
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she like that every nite, then have to "eat yrself" lohOriginally posted by DriftingGuy:if she like that every night then how??
Time for extra-marital affair
I don't believe in extra-marital affair, u don't get married to have sex rite?
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yah, double standards one....always like dat. we are the dartboard let them throw darts at....Originally posted by Kenashi:NO SEX TONIGHT
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear......"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman,
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you..........she was so excited. She must have thought
I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to
play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine,honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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no choiceOriginally posted by chunyong:yah, double standards one....always like dat. we are the dartboard let them throw darts at....
As long as u lust after them, u r at their mercy -
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tied them up and ......Originally posted by chunyong:yah, double standards one....always like dat. we are the dartboard let them throw darts at.... -
no problem for me..Originally posted by Kenashi:Guys pls don't try to use this step unless u prefer to sleep on the floor
porkie me can slp anywhere..
but that dosent mean i will try to use that step