Interesting email for u to ponder about
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell
you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are
you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
I answer first question.
Someone with polictical/military significant get killed is consider assassinated. -
The term branch refers to "A division of a business or other organization." as quoted from the dictionary. It does not refer to to secondary extensions of the tree.Originally posted by Kenashi:If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
I like giving logical answers to stupid questions
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Perhaps the factory that produces it mass produce it for ease of usage on both round burgers and square loaves of breadOriginally posted by Kenashi:Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
There are sandwich meats that are square in shape. -
'Cured ham'.... 'cured' here means preserved in a certain way. For example, smoke-cured ham is ham that has been preserved by drying and hanging it in smoke.
It doesn't have anything to do with disease. -
2 flaws in the statementOriginally posted by Kenashi:Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
1. Put your 2 cents in where? Theres no evidence that those 2 cents are the price of your thoughts
2. Cents and pennies are different monetary currencies. You do not equate 2 cents to 2 pennies. Hence asking where the extra penny goes is a pointless comparison -
It depends on your religious preference. Different religons have different perceptions on what you might be wearing if you are wearing anything.. So its up to individualOriginally posted by Kenashi:Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity? -
Packaging companies find it easier to manufacture easily folded square boxes than smooth circular ones... imhoOriginally posted by Kenashi:Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -
This question links two unrelated inventions. The link between these two are as close as the event of me typing crap versus someone cutting his toenails in africa.. yes theres no linkOriginally posted by Kenashi:How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
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just my 2 cents worth!!Originally posted by DriftingGuy:2 flaws in the statement
1. Put your 2 cents in where? Theres no evidence that those 2 cents are the price of your thoughts
2. Cents and pennies are different monetary currencies. You do not equate 2 cents to 2 pennies. Hence asking where the extra penny goes is a pointless comparison
1 penny in UK is equal to 0.01 pound thus sama sama as 1 cent
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Originally posted by DriftingGuy:This question links two unrelated inventions. The link between these two are as close as the event of me typing crap versus someone cutting his toenails in africa.. yes theres no link I agreed but the email is not meant as this way.
It meant that we thought of putting ppl on the moon first b4 we thought of making our life better -
why do people post nonsensical questions on the net and expect a logical answer to it...?
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this is just a email with qns to ponder, no one is expecting an ansOriginally posted by r3plica:why do people post nonsensical questions on the net and expect a logical answer to it...? -
if u're working for pepsi, and u drink coke, u'd get fired.
this came out as a case study once i think..
for my mgmt/mkting tutorial -
nt when u are the tester....Originally posted by shinta:if u're working for pepsi, and u drink coke, u'd get fired.
this came out as a case study once i think..
for my mgmt/mkting tutorial -
well, the Americans just wana put the English down...so nw u know where the 2cents come from.Originally posted by Kenashi:just my 2 cents worth!!
1 penny in UK is equal to 0.01 pound thus sama sama as 1 cent -
Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:well, the Americans just wana put the English down...so nw u know where the 2cents come from.