Corrupt a wish

• fudgester

  11 Aug 05, 21:32

  Originally posted by Lance_han:

  he did and he realised tat u wished for tat wish and hence u spend your life getting tormented by him
  
  i wish for her to be wif me, always

  The two of you get handcuffed together with backs facing each other. She then gets to be with you always... but you can never see her!
  
  I wish this semester's modules weren't so difficult.
• Rhonda

  11 Aug 05, 21:36

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  The two of you get handcuffed together with backs facing each other. She then gets to be with you always... but you can never see her!
  
  I wish this semester's modules weren't so difficult.

  This semester's modules suddenly became super easy! So easy, in fact, that your qualification means nothing now. You graduate but with a useless qualification and become unemployed for months, and you plunge into depression, and in order to survive, turn to a life of burglary!
  
  I wish there were more interesting shows to watch on TV now.
• Kuali Baba

  11 Aug 05, 21:40

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  I wish there were more interesting shows to watch on TV now.

  You get your wish but you forget to go to bed...and report for work looking like a zombie the next day.
  
  I want to make Citröen successful.
• browniebaobao

  11 Aug 05, 21:48

  Oh no..tho it's funny..but a bit evil leh.. I dun wana wish for something and get corrupted like that!
• Rhonda

  11 Aug 05, 21:56

  Originally posted by Kuali Baba:

  You get your wish but you forget to go to bed...and report for work looking like a zombie the next day.
  
  I want to make Citröen successful.

  The Citroen becomes successful and so popular that it gets priced waaay out of your league! You can no longer afford one!
  
  I wish I could discipline myself to tidy up my house.
• fudgester

  11 Aug 05, 22:49

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  The Citroen becomes successful and so popular that it gets priced waaay out of your league! You can no longer afford one!
  
  I wish I could discipline myself to tidy up my house.

  You spend a long time tidying up your house... then, just as you've finished, an Airbus A380 on its maiden flight crashes into it. Heheh....
  
  I wish I could be fitter.
• Kuali Baba

  11 Aug 05, 23:19

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  I wish I could be fitter.

  You get the attention of members of BOTH sexes.
  
  I wish my fingernails will never grow long.
• choco B

  12 Aug 05, 09:43

  You're admiring your permanently short fingernails when suddenly you feel a massive itch deep in your right ear cavity. You try to scratch it but your finger can't reach the spot ; it's just too deep in. The itch is awful, so bad it makes you jump around like a flea on hot coal, howling and rubbing at your ear. Desperate, you ask your colleague, a Beng with a long pinky nail, to do a favour and help you scratch.
  
  He inserts his nail and does the job. You moan in sweet relief ... at that moment, your boss and girlfriend walks into the room.
  
  I wish I never have to pay for anything !
  
  

  Originally posted by Kuali Baba:

  You get the attention of members of BOTH sexes.
  
  I wish my fingernails will never grow long.

• the_don

  16 Aug 05, 23:54

  lol i love your answer choco
  
  okie, u will now never have to pay for anything cos a war is raging and everyone is just grabbing anything they see.
  
  i wish for ....... a good massage and spa treat!
• the Bear

  16 Aug 05, 23:58

  just when it starts to get good, it gets raided for "unsavoury things" and you get implicated somehow.. your pic is in the papers with you barely-clothed.. and everyone recognises you and your rep is in ruins
  
  i need a deep tissue massage for my messed up back
  
  

  Originally posted by the_don:

  lol i love your answer choco
  
  okie, u will now never have to pay for anything cos a war is raging and everyone is just grabbing anything they see.
  
  i wish for ....... a good massage and spa treat!

• LazerLordz

  17 Aug 05, 00:01

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  just when it starts to get good, it gets raided for "unsavoury things" and you get implicated somehow.. your pic is in the papers with you barely-clothed.. and everyone recognises you and your rep is in ruins
  
  i need a deep tissue massage for my messed up back
  
  

  You find yourself in a massage parlour where the masseuse tries to stuff as many tissues together and begins to knead your back.Soon your back is full of oily bits of tissue and one irate masseuse.
  
  I wish I was in Melbourne.
• littlestream

  17 Aug 05, 01:36

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  I wish I was in Melbourne.

  I would like to play (continue) this game but I ain't gonna corrupt/destroy your wish. Can't bring myself to write some nasty (to you).
  
  But let me wish so the game can continue.
  
  I wish LazerLordz is in Melbourne (happy now?).
• fudgester

  21 Aug 05, 21:08

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  I would like to play (continue) this game but I ain't gonna corrupt/destroy your wish. Can't bring myself to write some nasty (to you).
  
  But let me wish so the game can continue.
  
  I wish LazerLordz is in Melbourne (happy now?).

  Want to continue this game?
  
  Lazerlordz is in Melbourne enjoying while you stay here in Singapore, living a humdrum existence where you get bored to death. Poor thing.....
  
  I wish for a real-life Gundam fighter for me to play with.