Club 30's 'Kill the Boredom Demon' Jive Pad, 6th Edition
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Originally posted by laurence82:Huh?
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*runs around the room screaming hysterically again*
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elindra has gone loco ? ...
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YESSSSS ARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHOriginally posted by Fatum:elindra has gone loco ? ...
I tried explaining something a 7 year old will understand to someone who is 45 years old and he doesn't get it
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Ahhhh...been there, done that.Originally posted by elindra:I tried explaining something a 7 year old will understand to someone who is 45 years old and he doesn't get it Hope will not be doing that too often. I've always wondered how certain people can survive in the workforce for so long. -
Luck??? Plus Companies have a lot of fat from the past to burnOriginally posted by av98m:Ahhhh...been there, done that. Hope will not be doing that too often. I've always wondered how certain people can survive in the workforce for so long.
Anyway, there is less fat to burn now with increased competition so........ -
Hey hey
dont worrie about it
I recovered from my initial shock from trying to explain something simple to people in the forum too
If he is that stupid, turn it into an entertainment by making a fool of him in front of everyone and he still dont know what is going on.
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Some people are just naturally made of teflon, nothing sticks to them. Reminds me of Milton from the movie "Office Space"
Sometimes talking to these people I end up becoming very confused myself, even though I was very sure to begin with. -
The simplicity of it boggles the mind.
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Can you believe it once took several repeated explanations over several days to get someone to understand the difference between calender year and financial year?Originally posted by elindra:The simplicity of it boggles the mind.
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That's because they confuse youOriginally posted by av98m:Some people are just naturally made of teflon, nothing sticks to them. Reminds me of Milton from the movie "Office Space"
Sometimes talking to these people I end up becoming very confused myself, even though I was very sure to begin with.
You talk about A to them and they talk about A but bring in issues B, C, D, E. Than you force them to talk about A and they jump to D, F,C. Then you force them to talk about A but they keep talking abot D, F, C and then you lose your temper and say, " CAN YOU JUST TALK ABOUT A. I'M ASKING ABOUT A."
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Why am i so used to the above?Originally posted by elindra:That's because the confuse you
You talk about A to them and they talk about A but bring in issues B, C, D, E. Than you force them to talk about A and they jump to D, F,C. Then you force them to talk about A but they keep talking abot D, F, C and then you lose your temper and say, " CAN YOU JUST TALK ABOUT A. I'M ASKING ABOUT A."
Then they get upset with you. 
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*bangs head against wall*Originally posted by av98m:Can you believe it once took several repeated explanations over several days to get someone to understand the difference between calender year and financial year?
This is equally bad but too long to type out -
*jaw drop*Originally posted by av98m:Can you believe it once took several repeated explanations over several days to get someone to understand the difference between calender year and financial year? -
Even worse, some of these people, after you explain everything and they understand liao.......will ask you the same question a few weeks or months later. and then repeat again after some time. Its like they're running on RAM instead of ROM.
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And thats not the dumbest thing i've ever encountered! There's worst! Tell you you also will not believeOriginally posted by laurence82:*jaw drop* 
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OkOriginally posted by av98m:And thats not the dumbest thing i've ever encountered! There's worst! Tell you you also will not believe
i dont think my head can take anymore things in -
Some time ago I met this ang moh engineer who told me "I never believed that truly stupid people existed until I entered the workforce"
Huzzahh!!! Time to go home!
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This one doesn't understand simple addition and subtraction
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common sense is never common lah
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how's this one:
"so.. you want us to record down everything we do, just to put in a file which we don't care about, and the whole lot of paper is there for no reason, which no one will read, and after a week, it's all shredded?"
"yes.." -
hmm, this looks familiarOriginally posted by the Bear:how's this one:
"so.. you want us to record down everything we do, just to put in a file which we don't care about, and the whole lot of paper is there for no reason, which no one will read, and after a week, it's all shredded?"
"yes.." -
hey.. what did i tell you?
here's another:
"so.. you want us to fill in this form with this information which we read off the screen, and then fax it to this section... when this section will take the fax and file it somewhere... because they don't need it at all as they have even more access and more information about the subject? and we're supposed to do this about 50 times a day when this type of incident happens?"
"yes.. we must"
"why?"
"uhhh... it's in the SOP"
"no it is not.. it's stupid, wastes time, resources, paper and that section hates this.. we're the only branch doing this.. the others don't because this is stupid"
"we must still do it"
"tell me why and and i'll do it.. until then, excuse me, i have actual work to do"
"uhh.. you're anti-establishment"
"no i'm not.. i just refuse to do stupid things which only people like you are concerned about.. and no one cares but are too much like sheep to tell you."
"uhh..."
"excuse me.. i'm going off to work.. we're wasting time.. which is what you do best, isn't it?" (i get up and walk off)
.. and that is my big boss...Originally posted by laurence82:hmm, this looks familiar -
Evening
Pushes shutters down!~ -
Morning
Pushes shutters up!~
The final working day of the year!