Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part XV!
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This figure goes up to about 45% when the same women are viewed through the 'beer goggles' at the bottom of most beer mugs.Originally posted by the Bear:now they're trying to prove that beer makes women seem more attractive
they've proven that 2 pints of lager makes women 11% more attractive
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the old adage is true...
the more i drink, the prettier you getOriginally posted by Meia Gisborn:This figure goes up to about 45% when the same women are viewed through the 'beer goggles' at the bottom of most beer mugs. -
Why, do the producers of that show like to blow stuff up?
I rem the last one i saw, they blew up cars and caravans with different type of fuel -
Yikes! Hope your leg feels better soon!Originally posted by Rhonda:Helloooo, Night Owls!
Just limped home from work in a cab.
Kena langah'd into when I stepped out of the elevator lugging an oxygen tank behind and a porter didn't just swerved from the corner with a patient on the wheelchair and almost collided into me! I sidestepped into the right and in the process, because I was lugging something heavy, sprained the left side of my waist and my left leg. 
It hurts to walk and I can't put much pressure on my left leg now. 
I just have the WORST luck since I was forcibly transferred to this ward! Suay! Like super-duper suay! 
I am soooooo fed-up! They've bounced me to and fro in two different work areas and that silly private assignment to pander to some rich, schizo-in-denial VVIP since I was dumped there. I'm soooooo sick and tired of all this!
Methinks the excitement of your impending departure is causing your attention to wane.
Please be careful at your place of work. Oxygen tanks are expensive to replace.
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but as beer consumption goes up ... the wood goes down, no ? ....Originally posted by the Bear:the old adage is true...
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Does the same thing apply to men too? In other words, if a sloshed woman views a nebbish-looking guy through the 'beer goggles,' does he look more like Charlton Heston to her?Originally posted by the Bear:the old adage is true...
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Didn't have a break at all today at work and didn't get to eat dinner so I'm famished now. But, can't walk about cause I'm pai kah now. So... the only option seems to be ... argh... McDonald's delivery!
Not sure if it's better to go hungry than order Mc's! 
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Somebody would be asking why you wanna eat cardboards....Originally posted by Rhonda:Didn't have a break at all today at work and didn't get to eat dinner so I'm famished now. But, can't walk about cause I'm pai kah now. So... the only option seems to be ... argh... McDonald's delivery!
Not sure if it's better to go hungry than order Mc's! -
charlton heston is a moron...Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:Does the same thing apply to men too? In other words, if a sloshed woman views a nebbish-looking guy through the 'beer goggles,' does he look more like Charlton Heston to her?
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I'm going to be an absolute bimbo and ask... ''Who's Charlton Heston?''
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redneck actor who loves rifles ...Originally posted by Rhonda:I'm going to be an absolute bimbo and ask... ''Who's Charlton Heston?'' -
he's the one kissing the ape
he was also the star of Ben Hur...
and he's a semi-sentient moron who allows the NRA to use him as a "gun nutter"... the morons are lobbying for total freedom from legislation for anyone to buy guns...
such that any maniac, loose cannon, psychopath, can go into any shop to buy anything he wants...
and they want shops to be able to sell any kind of weapons, from hidden little pistols, to fletchette guns which will pierce kevlar, to fully automatic assault rifles and heavy machineguns (the types mounted on tanks)
charlton heston supports such lunacy...
while little children "kill each other with a gun they bought at wal-mart discount store"Originally posted by Rhonda:I'm going to be an absolute bimbo and ask... ''Who's Charlton Heston?'' -
no wonder today i saw so many 151 ac bus..Originally posted by sbst275:ello
Hey, your bus 151 tio complained for NAC buses by a ST reader liao -
Orh...
So, I'm hungry. Kinda hesitant to order Mc's. Wondering if I should go to bed hungry, or open a can of Campbell's Chunky, or cook some spicy Korean ramen. -
I wish sch would start soon
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See? The beer goggles do work!Originally posted by the Bear:charlton heston is a moron... -
*koks ah lau's head ....Originally posted by laurence82:I wish sch would start soon
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There is no 24 hrs foodplace around?Originally posted by Rhonda:Orh...
So, I'm hungry. Kinda hesitant to order Mc's. Wondering if I should go to bed hungry, or open a can of Campbell's Chunky, or cook some spicy Korean ramen. -
A has-been actor who is waaaaaay past his prime....Originally posted by Rhonda:I'm going to be an absolute bimbo and ask... ''Who's Charlton Heston?''
But he did a pretty decent job of portraying Moses in the movie, 'The Ten Commandments.' -
Eh, my school is diff from ur schOriginally posted by Fatum:*koks ah lau's head ....
SSSShhhhhhhh ! ........... 
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went to Giant hypermart today and bought about $85 of assorted chocolates..
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Originally posted by Rhonda:Orh...
So, I'm hungry. Kinda hesitant to order Mc's. Wondering if I should go to bed hungry, or open a can of Campbell's Chunky, or cook some spicy Korean ramen.
order mac v bo hua. if u dun order enough, have to pay extra delivery charge. and then, of all fast food restaurant, i tink mac is one of the worst lor. -
u are so generous!Originally posted by the Bear:went to Giant hypermart today and bought about $85 of assorted chocolates..
hope it's enough for the team
gee.. i have one box of ferrero rocher at home.. ate a few only and i have another pimple outbreak. gee, dun dare to touch chocolates now! -
I'm pai kah now, remember?Originally posted by laurence82:There is no 24 hrs foodplace around?
Solemn... view the world through goggles tainted with hunger, and the future looks bleak!
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