Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part XV!

• laurence82

  31 Dec 05, 01:15

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  1) take a dump
  
  2) shower
  
  3) brush your teeth
  
  4) shave
  
  5) comb hair
  
  6) misc - squeeze zits, trim nose hair, etc ......
  
  

  worse than my sis
  
  
• Fatum

  31 Dec 05, 01:15

  
  ..............
  
  *searches for rubber band ........
• the Bear

  31 Dec 05, 01:17

  go outside and spell your name
  
  and.. remember... don't eat the yellow snow
  
  
  
  

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  ..............
  
  *searches for rubber band ........

• tare

  31 Dec 05, 01:17

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  ..............
  
  *searches for rubber band ........

  *ahem* a bottle would be more useful....
• Fatum

  31 Dec 05, 01:18

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  go outside and spell your name
  
  and.. remember... don't eat the yellow snow
  
  
  
  

  I thought of that ...
  
  but then I remember the cute little snowman some kiddies from the block made almost right below my window ...
• tare

  31 Dec 05, 01:24

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  go outside and spell your name
  
  and.. remember... don't eat the yellow snow
  
  
  
  

  ermm... won't he freeze??!!
• the Bear

  31 Dec 05, 01:24

  wonder if fatum has passed out yet?
  
  oooo... New Order on SMS now!
• laurence82

  31 Dec 05, 01:26

  Originally posted by tare:

  ermm... won't he freeze??!!

  i think the liquid will freeze midair
  
  
• Fatum

  31 Dec 05, 01:31

  
  relief !!! .............
• tare

  31 Dec 05, 01:33

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  relief !!! .............

  wonder if there's a fountain ice scrupture outside fatum's house...... *lub chin*
• Fatum

  31 Dec 05, 01:35

  Originally posted by tare:

  wonder if there's a fountain ice scrupture outside fatum's house...... *lub chin*

  no lah ! ...
  
  fellow finally came out of the bathroom ....
• the Bear

  31 Dec 05, 01:36

  sick joke..
  
  it snowed overnight and the white house lawn was snowed over...
  
  except for "Hillary Sucks!" written in yellow
  
  Hillary Clinton was aghast and angered.. so she mobilised the FBI to find out what was happening...
  
  after some investigation, they broke the news to her..
  
  "Ma'am, we have bad news and worse news."
  
  the special agent continued:
  
  "DNA testing showed the urine was the Commander-in-Chief's..."
  
  "And the worse news is: it's not his handwriting"
  
  
• Fatum

  31 Dec 05, 01:38

  
  *woohoo ! ... the results of my last paper finally come out liao ! ...
  
  I think i shall celebrate a little today ....
  
  Chinese takeout lunchie ! ...
• laurence82

  31 Dec 05, 01:39

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  sick joke..
  
  it snowed overnight and the white house lawn was snowed over...
  
  except for "Hillary Sucks!" written in yellow
  
  Hillary Clinton was aghast and angered.. so she mobilised the FBI to find out what was happening...
  
  after some investigation, they broke the news to her..
  
  "Ma'am, we have bad news and worse news."
  
  the special agent continued:
  
  "DNA testing showed the urine was the Commander-in-Chief's..."
  
  "And the worse news is: it's not his handwriting"
  
  

  wahahahaha
  
  esp the 'its not his handwriting'
  
  
• the Bear

  31 Dec 05, 01:39

  go ask her out!
  
  

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  *woohoo ! ... the results of my last paper finally come out liao ! ...
  
  I think i shall celebrate a little today ....
  
  Chinese takeout lunchie ! ...

• Fatum

  31 Dec 05, 01:41

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  go ask her out!
  
  

  you mean the shanghainese takeout girl ? ....
  
  nah .......
  
  I'm a latent commitmentphobe .... and I have a tendency to break ladies' hearts ....
• the Bear

  31 Dec 05, 01:42

  hey.. i thought you were eyeing her?
  
  

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  you mean the shanghainese takeout girl ? ....
  
  nah .......
  
  I'm a latent commitmentphobe .... and I have a tendency to break ladies' hearts ....

• laurence82

  31 Dec 05, 01:42

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  you mean the shanghainese takeout girl ? ....
  
  nah .......
  
  I'm a latent commitmentphobe .... and I have a tendency to break ladies' hearts ....

  Lucky you
  
  I havent got the chance to break any yet
  
  
• Fatum

  31 Dec 05, 01:43

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  sick joke..
  
  it snowed overnight and the white house lawn was snowed over...
  
  except for "Hillary Sucks!" written in yellow
  
  Hillary Clinton was aghast and angered.. so she mobilised the FBI to find out what was happening...
  
  after some investigation, they broke the news to her..
  
  "Ma'am, we have bad news and worse news."
  
  the special agent continued:
  
  "DNA testing showed the urine was the Commander-in-Chief's..."
  
  "And the worse news is: it's not his handwriting"
  
  

  frankly, I question Bill Clinton's tastes in women .....
  
  other than his wifey ... I think his tastes in women are somewhat shaky ....
• stellazio

  31 Dec 05, 01:43

  i just came back from work and my supper...soo tired,but the pate is good..too bad the didn't foie gras couldn't be opened.
• Fatum

  31 Dec 05, 01:43

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  hey.. i thought you were eyeing her?
  
  

  yes I was ....
  
  but only as eye candy .....
• Fatum

  31 Dec 05, 01:44

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  i just came back from work and my supper...soo tired,but the pate is good..too bad the didn't foie gras couldn't be opened.

  what were you working as ? ...
• the Bear

  31 Dec 05, 01:44

  well, until you know... don't go breakin' anymore hearts yah?
  
  

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  yes I was ....
  
  but only as eye candy .....

• stellazio

  31 Dec 05, 01:45

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  what were you working as ? ...

  
• tare

  31 Dec 05, 01:45

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  and I have a tendency to break ladies' hearts ....

  have u consider dating guys then? banana would be 1st to say yes to u