Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon Jive Pad" 8th Edition
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Though squatting is better, folks tend to avoid it
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in army a roll can last u till u finish yr reservist cycle... wat yr unit teach u? nvr teach u the one square method ah?Originally posted by Fatum:you know .... from my army outdoor shitting experience, squatting is a better (and more natural) position than sitting for taking a dump ....
cos the butt cheeks are parted, so there's less splatter factor and the inner butt cheeks have a lesser chance of getting smudged ... that's why a roll of toilet paper can last most people for a 10 day long field exercise ...
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squatting is better to squeeze out everything also .... cos your knees are bent into your stomach .... it was the only position where you can squeeze out the hard lumps that forms from the fibreless combat rations ... -
i still squat, even on those not meant for squatting one.Originally posted by sbst275:Though squatting is better, folks tend to avoid it
squatting is better cos uranus is pointing down which makes it easier. -
But when you grow old, you tend to avoid itOriginally posted by The man who was death:i still squat, even on those not meant for squatting one.
squatting is better cos uranus is pointing down which makes it easier. -
Hmmm.. all these details are very.. uhh.... enriching
But.. yes.. there's nothing like choosing a beautiful spot in the forest to dump last night's dinner where you can look at scenery, listening to leaves rustling, feel the chilly breeze and hope got no leech. -
so u r one of those goons tt dirty the toilet seats....Originally posted by The man who was death:i still squat, even on those not meant for squatting one.
squatting is better cos uranus is pointing down which makes it easier. 
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formerly 1 CDO, that was before i injured my arm ...Originally posted by skeujin:in army a roll can last u till u finish yr reservist cycle... wat yr unit teach u? nvr teach u the one square method ah?
what's the one square method ? .... enough meh ? ...
though one time I ran out and tried wiping with leaves .... got an outbreak of painful blisters and rashes around the anus ....
I also remember crawling into a guards coy harbor site to kapo toilet paper , but that's another story ...
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Where's mods?
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sry hor, i try not to shi.t at public toilets, piss only. try to ren until i get home.Originally posted by skeujin:so u r one of those goons tt dirty the toilet seats.... -
Never ren on theseOriginally posted by The man who was death:sry hor, i try not to shi.t at public toilets, piss only. try to ren until i get home. -
shi.t can ren what, it's urine that cannot ren.Originally posted by sbst275:Never ren on these -
me too .........Originally posted by The man who was death:sry hor, i try not to shi.t at public toilets, piss only. try to ren until i get home.
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NeverOriginally posted by The man who was death:shi.t can ren what, it's urine that cannot ren.
When age comes to you, you will find you will have difficulty in passing motion... Cos they will just 'learn' to ren -
ok the theory is not as good as the practical method. u have to see it lah. someone did a webby w a picture demo. ill try to find it n link up here...Originally posted by Fatum:formerly 1 CDO, that was before i injured my arm ...
what's the one square method ? .... enough meh ? ...
though one time I ran out and tried wiping with leaves .... got an outbreak of painful blisters and rashes around the anus ....
I also remember crawling into a guards coy harbor site to kapo toilet paper , but that's another story ... -
Forums these days beri quiet..
Scandal forum like silenced off... -
ewwww who wants to see???Originally posted by skeujin:ok the theory is not as good as the practical method. u have to see it lah. someone did a webby w a picture demo. ill try to find it n link up here... -
i see sbst is still obsessed with buses.. only trying to disguise it with "directions"
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Wa kiaozOriginally posted by the Bear:i see sbst is still obsessed with buses.. only trying to disguise it with "directions"
Cos I still see ppl wanting to drive car to Changi Village.. That AA2002 was really horrible -
it'll be a valuable life skill deathy ....Originally posted by The man who was death:ewwww who wants to see???
and definitely something useful for NS .... you don't want to have to use un-identified leaves eh ... or kapo from other people .... -
I go away for a couple opf hours and this place become the laosai thread liao.
I've had the dreaded no toilet paper in public toilet predicament before too.
Now I make double sure there is toilet paper before doing my business. -
so toilet papers are like luxury items in army?? will they use toilet paper as stakes to gamble?Originally posted by Fatum:it'll be a valuable life skill deathy ....
and definitely something useful for NS .... you don't want to have to use un-identified leaves eh ... or kapo from other people .... -
best is always try to ren until u get home and do the businessOriginally posted by av98m:I go away for a couple opf hours and this place become the laosai thread liao.
I've had the dreaded no toilet paper in public toilet predicament before too. Now I make double sure there is toilet paper before doing my business. -
Yah man, always be careful of what foreign object makes contact with your behind.Originally posted by Fatum:it'll be a valuable life skill deathy ....
and definitely something useful for NS .... you don't want to have to use un-identified leaves eh ... or kapo from other people .... -
be careful, don't kena "kancho"