Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon Jive Pad" 12th Edition
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yeah.. beats dying while jogging..
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Arrgghh..needed to break.
Rhonda, how come I NEVER get to see all those g-string/colored underwear wearing nurses?? Even when I'm at hospitals or near them? I want to see!!
Bear, you seem determined to push the limits of what your digestive system can tolerate.
I hate working with mentally lazy people. These are the ones that seem incapable of finding out the answers to what they do not know and instead rely on constant spoonfeeding. And they have this expression like goldfish at feeding time.
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ya u know probably next time old liao sure stay B class ward one... if got friends all same ward.. can chit chat... got enough energy, play bridge also can.Originally posted by elindra:Huh....like that also can ah -
Give it up bears can't resist honey
Originally posted by the Bear:i'm now eyeing the bottle of honey
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u're too corrupted and evil thats y u can't see any good thats left in us..Originally posted by Rhonda:Sorry, ah... so far, all the 'boys' who came in here were already corrupted. I haven't seen any 'pure and innocent' ones yet! -
you're right...
i've just heavily honeyed my teaOriginally posted by choco B:Give it up bears can't resist honey -
So says the guy with the pic of a penguin being buggered under his name.Originally posted by stellazio:u're too corrupted and evil thats y u can't see any good thats left in us.. -
the worst is to die while WORKING.Originally posted by the Bear:yeah.. beats dying while jogging.. -
elindra spread evilness to me..Originally posted by stellazio:u're too corrupted and evil thats y u can't see any good thats left in us.. -
No..the worst is to die with your pants down..in the toilet. It actually happens!Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:the worst is to die while WORKING.
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Oh but embarassment... is something u die.. then u won't.. feel it.. i supose :OOriginally posted by av98m:No..the worst is to die with your pants down..in the toilet. It actually happens!
U read abt the one in India.. this village was near the sewage pool. Then one villager fell in, another wanted to save, but slipped and fell in also. then later 3 bystanders who were happily watching, all fell in when the platform broke.
They all died from toxic blood poisoning... -
how bout dying have sex?Originally posted by av98m:No..the worst is to die with your pants down..in the toilet. It actually happens! -
Look a packet of crispy baby chips!
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Oh man.. cannibalism!!!!
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hmmmmmm ...... coitus interruptus ?? .........Originally posted by stellazio:how bout dying have sex? 
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man..i really realy hate calling the IRAS hotline..
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I forgot where this happened but this freak accident happened...not sure if it is in India or Thailand. This elephant keeper fed his elephant lots of laxatives coz it was suffering from constipation....and of all places he had to stand behind the elephant..... He suffocated to death under elephant..erhmm waste..Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:Oh but embarassment... is something u die.. then u won't.. feel it.. i supose :O
U read abt the one in India.. this village was near the sewage pool. Then one villager fell in, another wanted to save, but slipped and fell in also. then later 3 bystanders who were happily watching, all fell in when the platform broke.
They all died from toxic blood poisoning... -
ELVIS!Originally posted by av98m:No..the worst is to die with your pants down..in the toilet. It actually happens!
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getting a $*&#% headache
the maintenance guys took down ALL the blinds in the office to go wash.. it's way too bright and the glare off the computer screen is murder.. in order to see the screen properly, i have to tilt it at a weird angle.. so i have to sit in an unnatural position, causing my headache -
At the rate you are going , my boy, you'll probably die without ever having sex. The solo type does not count.Originally posted by stellazio:how bout dying have sex?
Hang on...there WAS a NS guy who died while wanking off in front of his computer, the internet browser at some porn site. Man, I don't even know what to say about that. -
no i read bout it b4..some old man had a heart attack while having sex with his wife..Originally posted by av98m:At the rate you are going , my boy, you'll probably die without ever having sex. The solo type does not count.
Hang on...there WAS a NS guy who died while wanking off in front of his computer, the internet browser at some porn site. Man, I don't even know what to say about that. -
Originally posted by elindra:I forgot where this happened but this freak accident happened...not sure if it is in India or Thailand. This elephant keeper fed his elephant lots of laxatives coz it was suffering from constipation....and of all places he had to stand behind the elephant..... He suffocated to death under elephant..erhmm waste..
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Talk about your life going down the crapper eh?Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:Oh but embarassment... is something u die.. then u won't.. feel it.. i supose :O
U read abt the one in India.. this village was near the sewage pool. Then one villager fell in, another wanted to save, but slipped and fell in also. then later 3 bystanders who were happily watching, all fell in when the platform broke.
They all died from toxic blood poisoning...
Sorry, couldn't resist. Very bad of me, I know.
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Claim: A zookeeper in Paderborn, Germany, was killed when an elephant defecated on him.
Status: False.
Example: [Collected on the Internet, 1998]
PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly — and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!
(rest of article, read here => About.com)
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one of my colleagues, supreme master! i am in awe of his method!
our division boss asked him to consolidate the returns of all three of the branches and send in by last week...
he got his branch's stuff done, i sent in my branch returns last monday... so he's been waiting for the last fella's stuff.. until today.. late already..
so he sent my returns and his returns, via email (all timestamped way within the deadline), to the last fella, cc the people who required the division returns, along with reminder emails he sent, and cc the division boss, his boss, my boss and the fella's boss also...
now the tardy fella is seen to be at fault (which he is anyway), and also has to do the total consolidation of the returns for the division
now.. that's a supreme master at work