The All-Important AI!
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tonight, Andrea Bocelli is going to coach the singers...
the stupid Celine Dion is saying "if God had a voice, it'd be Andrea Bocelli"
i disagree.. he's good, but not that good...
that stupid stick insect is irritating by itself already without tempting God...
maybe she thinks she's thin enough to dodge God's lightning?
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that stupid blondie is a sycophant
kathryn is belting.. David Foster is trying to tell her to give it more subtlety.. but she's still belting...
she's good enough with Bocelli, coz she's powerful...
lousy song selection... she's got a great set of pipes.. but this is.. too much like the irritating Celine Dion and Witless Houston.. belting away... there are much better songs she can sing with hell of a lot better results..
she's just... pointless here...
great voice, lousy material, nothing new... bleh..
randy jackson.. hated it.. way too big for her..
paula abdul... pitch problems.. hmm.. tough song, difficult song...
simon.. aha.. he shot her down! you're coming out saying you're as good as witless houston, but you're not
she's good.. but she's not the houston type of singer...
BAD choice of songs.. -
this Elliot dude... going to sing a Donny Hathaway song!
A Song For You...
this is a tremendous song...
it's not bad! considering Hathaway's version... is just.. wow... but he's pulling it off
very... i dunno.. drama.. but that's the song... it is drama!
not bad
randy - hated the arrangement... but he liked the singing
paula abdul is on drugs again.. she's in tears... she's on drugs!
simon - a vocal masterclass.. superb...
the arrangement was actually complex.. randy's wrong.. the song is complex by itself, this dude just made it even more complex and with that, showed how to sing this song -
Not McPhee's best perfomance...but that dress!!!!!!
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the sycophantic blondie.. she's bloody grating and irritating
unchained melody
her bloody redneck accent is killing David Foster...
Bocelli is hilarious.. tagged her as a blonde
ARGH!! she's outta tune... and her bloody redneck accent is killing the song too!
someone, shoot her!!
this is bad karaoke
she's outta tune again!
time goes by so slowly! coz you're singing and it's hell!!
SHUT UP!!!
we need you to shut up!!
AIEEEEEE!!!
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad!
nothing redeeming about it...
randy: pitch problems..
paula abdul: she's off drugs... she's on drugs.. she's off drugs.. she's on drugs
simon: it was like the neverending song.. so monotonous, so bland.. robotic..
simon gets cut off "to prevent going off the air" but i think it was to stop him driving the silly progeny of a redneck to tears -
dress?
oh.. made her look like some crappy las vegas singer like celine dion
(i think i'm going to be killed by av.. but heck, i'm telling it like it is )Originally posted by av98m:Not McPhee's best perfomance...but that dress!!!!!! -
I thought it looked great, and showcased her magnificent pair of english muffins!Originally posted by the Bear:dress?
oh.. made her look like some crappy las vegas singer like celine dion
(i think i'm going to be killed by av.. but heck, i'm telling it like it is ) -
Paris.. is going to do a great song.. The Way We Were...
it's a great song... from a wonderful movie
bocelli likes her voice
well, she's trying to channel something that's not there.. she sounds constipated instead..
no no.. she has not enough subtlety.. this song demands it..
ARGH!! BELTING!!
bloody singers keep thinking they have to belt out a song
voice not rich enough.. needs more volume.. maybe with more weight, more mass, more experience and age, she'll get there.. but now.. too tinny...
randy: thought it was good.. not over the top... but not bad
paula: uhh... i didn't even listen to her.. i think she's on drugs
simon: impersonating an older artist...
there you go.. not spectacular.. just... she needs to hone her craft... -
I think Paula is seriously drugged out..her ridiculous weeping at elliot's performance was just.......
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Taylor... is going to sing... Just Once?? James Ingram? yah. he is...
Bocelli and Foster are right.. he's a performer.. not a singer...
hmm..
not the greatest song to showcase singing..
again, close your eyes, not much.. watching him, is different...
his voice isn't the best around, but he knows how to maximise his strengths, mask his shortcomings..
good stuff if you watch...
randy: he hated it..
paula abdul: she's still on drugs..
simon: hotel lounge
Paula is on heavy drugs!
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The serial killer doesn't sound too bad tonight....
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Best performance tonight: the serial killer
Best appearance tonight: McPhee
Worst performance tonight: the dumb blonde
Most ridiculous person on the show tonight: Paula Abdul -
chris is going to sing Have You Really Love A Woman
i dunno.. i don't like the song..
hey.. they taught him how to project his voice
hmm.. he sounds better than Bryan Adams
he's better than Adams!
he's good.. okay.. he's really good!
hey! he's got a band!
paula is on drugs!
simon: he loved it!
'nuff said -
What! He's good but not that good! This is Bryan Adams we're talking about!Originally posted by the Bear:chris is going to sing Have You Really Love A Woman
ihmm.. he sounds better than Bryan Adams
'nuff said *smashes guitar over the bear's head and follows up with a steel chair. looks around for a stick wrapped with barbed wire* 
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adams turned into a hack after a while.. he was a rocker.. but he's now a namby-pamby "rock ballad singer"
look at the crap he churned out after reckless!Originally posted by av98m:What! He's good but not that good! This is Bryan Adams we're talking about! *smashes guitar over the bear's head and follows up with a steel chair. looks around for a stick wrapped with barbed wire* -
Originally posted by the Bear:adams turned into a hack after a while.. he was a rocker.. but he's now a namby-pamby "rock ballad singer"
look at the crap he churned out after reckless! *delivers a flying elbowdrop* -
you can be dropping elbows but i'm telling it like it is
along with that crappy song with the other 2 fellas for the 3 musketeers movie, what else? -
Originally posted by the Bear:you can be dropping elbows but i'm telling it like it is
along with that crappy song with the other 2 fellas for the 3 musketeers movie, what else? *must.......... control fist of death....* -
Why control? Give it to the bugger!Originally posted by av98m: *must.......... control fist of death....* -
Originally posted by jetta:Why control? Give it to the bugger!
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So streamie, what did you think of last night's performances? I voted for McPhee twice. One for me, one for av98m. Also voted for Elliott. Couldn't get through to vote for Chris.
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Thank you! Truth be told, last night I was really voting for her dress more than her perfomance(which was good, but not her best).Originally posted by jetta:So streamie, what did you think of last night's performances? I voted for McPhee twice. One for me, one for av98m. Also voted for Elliott. Couldn't get through to vote for Chris.
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Well, the pickle's finally out LOL
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Wardrobe malfunction
I think she zao geng'edOriginally posted by av98m:Thank you! Truth be told, last night I was really voting for her dress more than her perfomance(which was good, but not her best). -
i listened.. then when the singing was found wanting, i watched..
the progeny of a redneck was bad.. she looked terrible screeching out that song too...
the one which you could just close your eyes and listen, was that bald guy..
he IS better than Bryan Adams