Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 14th Edition
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Haiz..Originally posted by elindra:Always like that one
Then kbkp
Go cook dinner
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Being cook hubby ar
Duh I meant to say good hubby -
well, fax..
we faxed a pile of stuff over to another place before.. and just to be sure, we used another fax machine to fax the same thing to the same place.. (it was important)
the idiot kept saying they didn't receive anything..
so we confirmed the number, and faxed again... and again...
finally, he was getting angry... there was much argument (you know me.. i'll argue if we've done the thing) and suddenly, there was silence but you could hear that in the background, someone asking who was the &^#$ who didn't put paper in the fax machine
so i just hung up on the idiot
anyway, that idiot is now retired... needless to say, he's senior management -
Originally posted by the Bear:well, fax..
we faxed a pile of stuff over to another place before.. and just to be sure, we used another fax machine to fax the same thing to the same place.. (it was important)
the idiot kept saying they didn't receive anything..
so we confirmed the number, and faxed again... and again...
finally, he was getting angry... there was much argument (you know me.. i'll argue if we've done the thing) and suddenly, there was silence but you could hear that in the background, someone asking who was the &^#$ who didn't put paper in the fax machine
so i just hung up on the idiot
anyway, that idiot is now retired... needless to say, he's senior management
This one is really classic -
Chiao chiao men, ren chai bu chai?
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jetta's hanyu pinyin needs some work ...Originally posted by jetta:Chiao chiao men, ren chai bu chai?
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Eh, not easy to maintain this F9 standard k?Originally posted by Fatum:jetta's hanyu pinyin needs some work ... -
Well , there was this idiot who was supposed to fax me something important, he kept saying he faxed many times over the past couple of days. Finally I went to check the fax machine myself...and told him to flip his document the other way. He was faxing them with the printed side facing up.Originally posted by the Bear:well, fax..
we faxed a pile of stuff over to another place before.. and just to be sure, we used another fax machine to fax the same thing to the same place.. (it was important)
the idiot kept saying they didn't receive anything..
so we confirmed the number, and faxed again... and again...
finally, he was getting angry... there was much argument (you know me.. i'll argue if we've done the thing) and suddenly, there was silence but you could hear that in the background, someone asking who was the &^#$ who didn't put paper in the fax machine
so i just hung up on the idiot
anyway, that idiot is now retired... needless to say, he's senior management -
Another classic caseOriginally posted by av98m:Well , there was this idiot who was supposed to fax me something important, he kept saying he faxed many times over the past couple of days. Finally I went to check the fax machine myself...and told him to flip his document the other way. He was faxing them with the printed side facing up.
Morning Jivers -
Originally posted by av98m:Well , there was this idiot who was supposed to fax me something important, he kept saying he faxed many times over the past couple of days. Finally I went to check the fax machine myself...and told him to flip his document the other way. He was faxing them with the printed side facing up.
Reminds me of my friend's Grandad. He kept blinding himself when he was snapping photos. The old man had the camera pointed in the wrong direction! -
Originally posted by jetta:
Reminds me of my friend's Grandad. He kept blinding himself when he was snapping photos. The old man had the camera pointed in the wrong direction! 
I can't believe this!!!
Or should I say I find it hard to believe! -
Da*n funny when you see it happen with your own eyes. After we corrected him, he made himself the cameraman. When we got the photos developed we about died laughing. In almost every photo, there would be lots of decapitated head shots with lots of sky.Originally posted by elindra:
I can't believe this!!!
Or should I say I find it hard to believe! -
my aunt's pictures all featured her finger covering 1/4 of the photo
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Originally posted by jetta:Da*n funny when you see it happen with your own eyes. After we corrected him, he made himself the cameraman. When we got the photos developed we about died laughing. In almost every photo, there would be lots of decapitated head shots with lots of sky.
Did you guys tell him that he is supposed to look through the tiny hole and ensure that all heads can be seen in it? -
Too busy laughing.Originally posted by elindra:
Did you guys tell him that he is supposed to look through the tiny hole and ensure that all heads can be seen in it? -
Well that is the good thing about digital cameras
We used a film camera once at a fancy resturant together
and the waiter cut my SO's head off in the photos
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Originally posted by jetta:Da*n funny when you see it happen with your own eyes. After we corrected him, he made himself the cameraman. When we got the photos developed we about died laughing. In almost every photo, there would be lots of decapitated head shots with lots of sky.
Actually I've had my doofus moments with cameras too. There was this time a whole batch of my photos turned out underexposed. Then I realised that I forgot all about the exposure compensation setting I left in the camera from a previous outing (didn't notice it was at minus 1 stop,).
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Well those tiny viewfinders are a real pain.Originally posted by elindra:
Well that is the good thing about digital cameras
We used a film camera once at a fancy resturant together
and the waiter cut my SO's head off in the photos -
Must tell you this.
I was helping the cashier at Robinsons bagging items when the NETS system was a couple of years old. This lady paid via NETS and the cashier handed her the unit to key her PIN#. The lady took the unit, looked around her, placed the unit close to her mouth and whispered, "war de PIN lumber shee....." WAH PIANG! I about died laughing!!!!! -
Originally posted by jetta:Must tell you this.
I was helping the cashier at Robinsons bagging items when the NETS system was a couple of years old. This lady paid via NETS and the cashier handed her the unit to key her PIN#. The lady took the unit, looked around her, placed the unit close to her mouth and whispered, "war de PIN lumber shee....." WAH PIANG! I about died laughing!!!!!
Why did she think it's voice activated -
Too funny. I'm sitting here laughing at the memory.Originally posted by elindra:
Why did she think it's voice activated
Another story from when I was a teen.
Was sitting on the bus when this Indian lady boarded with huge bags of groceries. She was the last one to board. Set her bags down, got her change, deposited it into the cashbox. Deed done, she picked up her bags and started for the first seat available somewhere in the middle of the bus. She was about four steps away from the seat when the driver braked hard. The poor woman, she fell back, backside first with legs in the air on the front steps, with tomatoes, potatoes and such rolling on the floor of the bus. -
I don't think I can keep a straight face if presented with that situationOriginally posted by jetta:Too funny. I'm sitting here laughing at the memory. -
I didn't. Sometimes retail is even more fun with customers like that.Originally posted by elindra:I don't think I can keep a straight face if presented with that situation -
You shall wake up in the middle of the night with a craving for Grilled Sambal Stingray! And your SO, in a bid to placate you, will have no other choice, but to give you an 'extremely fresh', well-bred stingray!Originally posted by elindra:
I wonder what I will crave for when preggy 
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Originally posted by av98m:Well , there was this idiot who was supposed to fax me something important, he kept saying he faxed many times over the past couple of days. Finally I went to check the fax machine myself...and told him to flip his document the other way. He was faxing them with the printed side facing up.
Oh my goodness!! What a goon!