Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 14th Edition
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Originally posted by Rhonda:You shall wake up in the middle of the night with a craving for Grilled Sambal Stingray! And your SO, in a bid to placate you, will have no other choice, but to give you an 'extremely fresh', well-bred stingray!
That will never happen
They are soooo cute now
LOL
He can't tell the difference between the male and female without looking at their privates
But I can tell the difference without looking down there -
Originally posted by jetta:Must tell you this.
I was helping the cashier at Robinsons bagging items when the NETS system was a couple of years old. This lady paid via NETS and the cashier handed her the unit to key her PIN#. The lady took the unit, looked around her, placed the unit close to her mouth and whispered, "war de PIN lumber shee....." WAH PIANG! I about died laughing!!!!! 
This one can also make me die laughing! -
That's a marketable talent.Originally posted by elindra:
That will never happen
They are soooo cute now
LOL
He can't tell the difference between the male and female without looking at their privates
But I can tell the difference without looking down there 
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Originally posted by jetta:That's a marketable talent.
I just look at their markings and size
They have different markings and the male one is more 'pui' -
Originally posted by jetta:That's a marketable talent.
Whoa... veiled sarcasm just reached a new high in here!! -
Pinky bear being raycist again!
Somehow I find that last 2 lines disturbing. Wonder why.Originally posted by elindra:
That will never happen
They are soooo cute now
LOL
He can't tell the difference between the male and female without looking at their privates
But I can tell the difference without looking down there -
AV is dishing out bad puns againOriginally posted by av98m:Pinky bear being raycist again!
Somehow I find that last 2 lines disturbing. Wonder why. 
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I'm not the one with the veil.Originally posted by Rhonda:
Whoa... veiled sarcasm just reached a new high in here!! -
Unless.... you have something to hide?Originally posted by av98m:Pinky bear being raycist again!
Somehow I find that last 2 lines disturbing. Wonder why. -
hungreeeeeee...
think i'll go for an early lunch
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Had yummy chicken rice with a braised egg
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had $3 worth of yong tau foo..
feeling kinda bloated now -
Must be cheap if not you can never get bloated on $3 worth of yong tau fooOriginally posted by the Bear:had $3 worth of yong tau foo..
feeling kinda bloated now -
this market sells really cheap lunches
they still have the $2 chicken rice, $2 wantan noodles, and a whole lot of other thingsOriginally posted by elindra:Must be cheap if not you can never get bloated on $3 worth of yong tau foo -
Which market is thatOriginally posted by the Bear:this market sells really cheap lunches
they still have the $2 chicken rice, $2 wantan noodles, and a whole lot of other things
I can get $2 chicken rice, $2 fishball noodles, $2 wanton noodles etc but not $3 Yong Tau Foo where I am
There used to be one, and it was nice but it shifted =\ -
it's along North Bridge Road
exactly where the star is.. click here => MapOriginally posted by elindra:Which market is that
I can get $2 chicken rice, $2 fishball noodles, $2 wanton noodles etc but not $3 Yong Tau Foo where I am
There used to be one, and it was nice but it shifted =\ -
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings
(HDB), And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not
enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from
you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment
(MOE)? With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to
Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB). And
forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system. When you fall
sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH), You
might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH)
to treat you, And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH). To help ease
the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that
doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush into Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can
relax, Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!! -
Btw are you working near there Bear?Originally posted by the Bear:
It's abought 20 mins walk from where I am -
Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?
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5 minutes' walk to that market, across that canal.. that huge building beside the Mass Rabid Transit station
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Originally posted by the Bear:5 minutes' walk to that market, across that canal.. that huge building beside the Mass Rabid Transit station
WAHHHH You are soooooo close to my office!!!!!!!
I'm on the opposite side of the road -
aha.. now you know where to get the $2 nasi lemakOriginally posted by elindra:
WAHHHH You are soooooo close to my office!!!!!!!
I'm on the opposite side of the road -
Originally posted by the Bear:aha.. now you know where to get the $2 nasi lemak
If I'm not too lazy
I usually walk to the Jalan Beser Market or Syed Alwi Road to eat or Lavender FoodCourt -
why are people who live in Poland called Poles and why aren't the people in Holland called Holes?Originally posted by kopiosatu:Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?
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I really dislike the rude bitch selling wan tan mee at lavender food court. And yet people still queue up for her overrated wan tan mee!Originally posted by elindra:
If I'm not too lazy
I usually walk to the Jalan Beser Market or Syed Alwi Road to eat or Lavender FoodCourt
The prawn noodle there isn't bad, but kinda overpriced.