Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part XXVI!
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talking about closets, i hope to get enough money to renovate my closet
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*pats ah lau ...Originally posted by laurence82:oei, who u calling boy!
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Probably because they're too full of skeletons....Originally posted by Fatum:oh no, I'm not hiding in any closets ... 
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only ancient, unwashed laundry ...Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:Probably because they're too full of skeletons.... 
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coincidentally, some peeps in my class also like to touch me, altho they got gfOriginally posted by Fatum:*pats ah lau ...
i always ask if their gf never give them enuff
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you must be a really pretty boy to attract attention from heterosexual males ....Originally posted by laurence82:coincidentally, some peeps in my class also like to touch me, altho they got gf
i always ask if their gf never give them enuff
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There's your perfect excuse for asking that cute Oriental girl at the take-out place out for a date: ask her if she would like to accompany you to the laundromat.Originally posted by Fatum:only ancient, unwashed laundry ...
Everyone knows there's nothing more romantic than a date in a laundromat.
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one word to describe myself - fuglyOriginally posted by Fatum:you must be a really pretty boy to attract attention from heterosexual males ....
i very sensitive de, dont like people to touch me
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urm..pardon me? why would laundromat be a romantic place?Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:There's your perfect excuse for asking that cute Oriental girl at the take-out place out for a date: ask her if she would like to accompany you to the laundromat.
Everyone knows there's nothing more romantic than a date in a laundromat.
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Where else can you work the terms thong and lace panties into a casual conversation with a female and not feel uncomfortable?Originally posted by laurence82:urm..pardon me? why would laundromat be a romantic place? 
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it is...
when a guy and a girl are most relaxed, with nothing to do, nowhere else to go, just conversation..
and conversation is the greatest thing around to bring two closer
Originally posted by laurence82:urm..pardon me? why would laundromat be a romantic place? -
Back from Muddy Murphy's. Got to listen to live music by Blue Jade and The UnXpected...and shake Jade's hand.
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I wash my precious G-strings by hand ... they are expensive ... and only for clubbing purposes ....
besides ... the chick is back in shanghai for the summer ... they got a bunch of northern chinese girls who find my Singapore mandarin accent funny ... ... I haven't been there in a month .... -
yeah ... I suppose you can suss out what kind of wifey she'd be by watching whether she separates the whites and the coloured clothes eh ? ...Originally posted by the Bear:it is...
when a guy and a girl are most relaxed, with nothing to do, nowhere else to go, just conversation..
and conversation is the greatest thing around to bring two closer -
Dude, i can talk about sex with my gal classmates without needing a laundromatOriginally posted by Meia Gisborn:Where else can you work the terms thong and lace panties into a casual conversation with a female and not feel uncomfortable? -
Wow! A bunch?Originally posted by Fatum:I wash my precious G-strings by hand ... they are expensive ... and only for clubbing purposes ....
besides ... the chick is back in shanghai for the summer ... they got a bunch of northern chinese girls who find my Singapore mandarin accent funny ... ... I haven't been there in a month ....
Ahem! Are you familiar with the concept of a harem? -
Hmm, unxpected sounds familiarOriginally posted by Kuali Baba:Back from Muddy Murphy's. Got to listen to live music by Blue Jade and The UnXpected...and shake Jade's hand.
Old school rock? -
and watch porn in your presence eh ? ...Originally posted by laurence82:Dude, i can talk about sex with my gal classmates without needing a laundromat
there are only two possibilities ....
1. they are interested taking you to bed
2. they already regard you as a "sister" .... -
u joking right?Originally posted by Fatum:I wash my precious G-strings by hand ... they are expensive ... and only for clubbing purposes ....
besides ... the chick is back in shanghai for the summer ... they got a bunch of northern chinese girls who find my Singapore mandarin accent funny ... ... I haven't been there in a month ....
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and scientifically proven, hugs works tooOriginally posted by the Bear:it is...
when a guy and a girl are most relaxed, with nothing to do, nowhere else to go, just conversation..
and conversation is the greatest thing around to bring two closer -
Dude, you can talk about sex and get to handle your gal classmates' freshly-washed thong bikinis and lace underwear at a laundromat.Originally posted by laurence82:Dude, i can talk about sex with my gal classmates without needing a laundromat -
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
a single female is already a handful .... more than one, and you'll have no peace ...
Wow! A bunch?
Ahem! Are you familiar with the concept of a [b]harem? [/b]
besides ... I'm not arab ... I don't need a harem ... -
ehhh....wth.Originally posted by laurence82:Dude, i can talk about sex with my gal classmates without needing a laundromat
we were having a weird discussion about condoms in class with our male principal in class yesterday
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sex education class ? ...Originally posted by udontknowme:ehhh....wth.
we were having a weird discussion about condoms in class with our male principal in class yesterday -
then my mother worseOriginally posted by Fatum:yeah ... I suppose you can suss out what kind of wifey she'd be by watching whether she separates the whites and the coloured clothes eh ? ...
she separate the coloured clothes too
the lazy me told her she wastes a lot of water, separating into different articles down to the most miniscule categories
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