Originally posted by udontknowme:crap...
i had a lousy food day today...
other than a piece of tiramisu just now...
and a couple of bananas before that.
Here the pigeons are still irritatingOriginally posted by Fatum:I'm embarking on a vendatta against birdies ....
a flight of them have been roosting in a tree over my parking spot ....
I washed the car a day ago, before I stowed the pail away, one of them pooped onto my windshield again ! ....
and this morning I found the roof full of bird turd again ! ...
this is WAR ! ...![]()
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cool ! .... but I want the pink mist ... I want explosions of blood and feathers ....Originally posted by the Bear:one thing for it... two words... TESLA COIL!
you may be able to pick up some inspiration from this dude => Tesla Down Under

Originally posted by Fatum:cool ! .... but I want the pink mist ... I want explosions of blood and feathers ....
checking out airguns ....
or maybe I'll opt for the slow route ... catch them live first ... with a basket propped up with a stick tied with a string ..... scatter some rice underneath ...![]()
Too powerful liaoOriginally posted by the Bear:pink mist, you say.. explosion of blood and feathers you say...
then i recommend this... it'll scare the nosy neighbours away too
it's a 30-barrel 15,000 Ampere, 110,000 volt Taser Cannon... the thing fires a sabot at the target and the energy sent through the seed wire vapourise it igniting a plasma channel which is self-contained in its own Lorentz due to the high current..
would really look like a Star Wars type blaster
Originally posted by the Bear:
Originally posted by Fatum:... now that's some garage project .....
For what?Originally posted by the Bear:i love some of the maniacs out there building these things
and talking bus, i've actually been tempted to ask the management to think about deploying something like these things at work
Originally posted by the Bear:while everyone is at the Big Walk, i'll be doing my Big Snooze..
From Lion, the most expensive detergent you can find on the shelvesOriginally posted by the Bear:what "essense" detergent?
That's the price to pay for living on the Island of Plenty!Originally posted by sbst275:Arrgh...
Getting phone call from the relatives across the Causeway
They want me to buy that Essence detergent, say MY there is ex and rare to find
Me everytime now become their resource man