Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 15th Edition
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because tools ain't under the welfare budget mah.Originally posted by laurence82:become a joke liao
we told those ASSS, i mean the S1, S3, CO that we rather the money that go into events like unit dinners, Pride Day and whatnot go into the budget meant for tools so that we can have better tools
yeah, where else got such dedicated people asking their bosses to give them better tools to do their work, instead of ci he wan le in some events?
and their answer was? they cant, coz the budget already approportioned...
we were like 'huh?'
the whole system is baloney lah.
the best way to boost morale isn't to go for family day and all that, its just to give the men day off. -
talking about Dubbya, the latest thing is that he's having an affair with Condeleeza Rice... and that his wife has moved out...
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Once Moses was walking down the street and up came along Bush. Bush started to say hi when Moses turned and scurried away. The next day, Moses was walking along the street and met Bush again. As before, he turned around and ran away.Originally posted by Fatum:is he bushy's man .... or is bushy his man ? ....
Frustrated, on the third day, Moses was out walking again, when he met Bush, and promptly turned and ran. Bush went to chase after him. After catching up with him, he asked why Moses ran whenever he saw Bush.
Moses replied 'The last time I'd talked to a bush, I spent 40 years in the desert.'
Hee hee, from Reader Digest -
I wanna sleep!
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well, the con-men-sultants told them that the men don't want money or time off.. they rather "bond" over the family days and all those things..
scholar-COs will believe that &@*( coz they have no idea how the normal people are...Originally posted by kopiosatu:because tools ain't under the welfare budget mah.
the whole system is baloney lah.
the best way to boost morale isn't to go for family day and all that, its just to give the men day off. -
i thought my friend was trying to be funny, but he gave one line of wisdom that i will never forget, and that was during my Scouting years in secondary school
ren shi huo de, zi shi si de
man is the one that is alive, words are dead
meaning rules are dead, and only man can change the rules if he needs to -
well good thing is that the current CO bothers to come down and talk to us. unlike the previous bastard.Originally posted by the Bear:well, the con-men-sultants told them that the men don't want money or time off.. they rather "bond" over the family days and all those things..
scholar-COs will believe that &@*( coz they have no idea how the normal people are...
now i'm just waiting for the results of the workload survey we took a week back -
well for me, i like these lines the best.
duo zuo duo cuo (do more, more mistakes)
shao zuo shao cuo (do less, less mistakes)
bu zuo bu cuo (don't do, no mistakes)
ru guo zhen de yao zuo jiu sui bian zuo (if you really wanna do it, just anyhow do) -
work a lot, make a lot of mistakes
work little, make fewer mistakes
don't work, no mistakes..
people remember mistakes..
so the people who never work get promoted...
it worked that way in my department -
i will write that on the white board laterOriginally posted by the Bear:work a lot, make a lot of mistakes
work little, make fewer mistakes
don't work, no mistakes..
people remember mistakes..
so the people who never work get promoted...
it worked that way in my department
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go for it manOriginally posted by kopiosatu:i will write that on the white board later
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A guy I know, who belongs to the workalot group, kena a 'D' and no performance bonus becuas eof one mistake, while the fucking lazy bastards in the same department got their bonuses.Originally posted by the Bear:work a lot, make a lot of mistakes
work little, make fewer mistakes
don't work, no mistakes..
people remember mistakes..
so the people who never work get promoted...
it worked that way in my department -
oh.. in other news, there is speculation that Dubbya is bisexual
check this site out => The Wayne Madsen Report -
Yup, the guy cannot differentiate between a duck and a guy wearing a bright orange vest. And his friend was the one who ended up apologising through the media!!Originally posted by laurence82:And shot his friend during hunting? Hurhurhur -
i hate waiting for the folks... waiting for them while they always a million things they need to do first... then after that, they expect you to be ready in about 30 seconds...
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Some doofus landed his plane without releasing his landing gear
http://www.sftt.us/cgi-bin/csNews/csNews.cgi?database=Unlisted%2edb&command=viewone&id=41 -
home
had to show the folks the civil serpent's club at Bukit Batok -
HOLA!!Originally posted by the Bear:home
had to show the folks the civil serpent's club at Bukit Batok
hmm...should i get a double room or single room res in uni? -
how are you with people and how good the other person is are vital..
i was in a room with 2 other guys.. we got along like a house on fire so it was a LOT of fun
but i think it's very different with guys...Originally posted by udontknowme:HOLA!!
hmm...should i get a double room or single room res in uni? -
hmm...but isnt it usually better to get a double room for first year?
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could be... the room i was in was initially for 4 people.. then changed to 3 after a while...
the first year, one of the dudes had a problem with laundry... he didn't do any so he had a pile of moldering clothes on the floor... he moved out after a year
the subsequent years, the other 2 fellas and i got along...
but double is good.. hopefully you get along and you can help each other outOriginally posted by udontknowme:hmm...but isnt it usually better to get a double room for first year? -
gals and guys have different definitions of parties and fun
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the only thing thats making me not go for a double is...what if i dont get along with the other kid...
hmm...im going to read the res policies... -
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holaaa...Originally posted by av98m:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........................