Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 15th Edition
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there was this teacher who always pick on me and ask me random questions hardly related to the class.
so i just stand there and dont answer...
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As the Evil King Banana, shouldn't you be out there helping your fellow bananas instead of praying and hope for the best?Originally posted by laurence82:*prays for all bananas out there* -
Oh mine not so gua lanOriginally posted by udontknowme:there was this teacher who always pick on me and ask me random questions hardly related to the class.
so i just stand there and dont answer...
She will throw questions at me relating to her class
But I'm also gua lan because when she don't target me, I volunteer to answer
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No need..muahahahaOriginally posted by elindra:As the Evil King Banana, shouldn't you be out there helping your fellow bananas instead of praying and hope for the best?
From wiki
Most bananas grown worldwide are used for local consumption. In the tropics, bananas, especially cooking bananas, represent a major source of food, as well as a major source of income for smallholder farmers. It is in the East African highlands that bananas reach their greatest importance as a staple food crop. In countries such as Uganda, Burundi and Rwanda per capita consumption has been estimated at 450kg per year, the highest in the world. Ugandans use the same word "matooke" to describe both banana and food.
In the past, the banana was a highly sustainable crop with a long plantation life and stable yields year round. However with the arrival of the Black Sigatoka fungus, banana production in eastern Africa has fallen by over 40%. For example during the 1970s, Uganda produced 15 to 20 tonnes of bananas per ha. Today production has fallen to only 6 tonnes per ha.
The situation has started to improve as new disease resistant varieties have been developed such as the FHIA-17 (known in Uganda as the Kabana 3). These new varieties taste different from the traditionally grown banana which has slowed their acceptance by local farmers. However, by adding mulch and animal manure to the soil around the base of the banana plant, these new varieties have substantially increased yields in the areas where they have been tried.
The Rockefeller Foundation has started trials for genetically modified banana plants that are resistant to both Black Sigatoka, and banana weevils. It is developing varieties specifically for smallholder or subsistence farmers. -
sorry ah lau...i think i ate a distant relative of yours this morning.Originally posted by laurence82:*prays for all bananas out there* -
Yar laurence it's a call for you to do your duty , go forth & propagate
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Oh no!!! Mutated Bananas now!
And Monsatan rules again -
heh...sometimes when no one answer i also will volunteer...Originally posted by elindra:Oh mine not so gua lan
She will throw questions at me relating to her class
But I'm also gua lan because when she don't target me, I volunteer to answer 
but only in my current school.
but i like to correct teachers
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or, u mean jimmy?Originally posted by skid:sorry ah lau...i think i ate a distant relative of yours this morning.
go ahead, i hate his guts -
the evil banana =>
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i slept throughout my lecturesOriginally posted by udontknowme:heh...sometimes when no one answer i also will volunteer...
but only in my current school.
but i like to correct teachers
only waking up in time for breaks and end of lessons
and i am the top student in my class -
with this thought, i'm going to nap...
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by laurence82:i slept throughout my lectures
only waking up in time for breaks and end of lessons
and i am the top student in my class
i wish i could do nothing and get good grades... -
do u mean, go forth and multiply?Originally posted by choco B:Yar laurence it's a call for you to do your duty , go forth & propagate
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that doesn't say much for the rest of the class does it?Originally posted by laurence82:i slept throughout my lectures
only waking up in time for breaks and end of lessons
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i just wanna tell those babes in my class......effort doesnt equate anythingOriginally posted by skid:that doesn't say much for the rest of the class does it?
*run away from the flying shoes and handbags* -
Why Bananas are evil.
Evidence of Ah Lau murdering someone:
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How come no court trial or something, or somebody do a Michael fay on me?
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i go take a nap
dang, shouldnt sleep so much, but i lose weight through sleeping
tata peeps -
Evidence to show that you are not normal as wellOriginally posted by laurence82:i go take a nap
dang, shouldnt sleep so much, but i lose weight through sleeping
tata peeps -
Haha whatever floats your boat babe
I would have said sow your seeds, but then bananas don't reproduce that way
Originally posted by laurence82:do u mean, go forth and multiply? -
This guy is hilarious
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_Ramon_HG
Check out his videos. They're a hoot! -
i wonder what av is doing looking up information of a man nicknamed (ahem!) Hard GayOriginally posted by av98m:This guy is hilarious
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_Ramon_HG
Check out his videos. They're a hoot! -
Originally posted by the Bear:
A friend sent me a link to his videos. They're funny! And the gay thing is just a gimmik.
i wonder what av is doing looking up information of a man nicknamed (ahem!) [b]Hard Gay
[/b]
Reminds me of of one of my all time favourite pro wrestlers, Gigolo Jimmy Delray
