Originally posted by jetta:My secret's out.![]()

Go back to skool, lah! Effort begins with an e, not a!Originally posted by jetta:Good girl. "A" for effort.![]()
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:MG, *bish!!!*
Go back to skool, lah! Effort begins with an [b]e, not a!
Sorry, couldn't resist....[/b]
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
Go back to skool, lah! Effort begins with an [b]e, not a!
Sorry, couldn't resist....[/b]
Originally posted by the Bear:At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers in the world, and I make the King of them all; gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward "Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks, "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I".
wish i had a Guinness Draught now
* blocks jetta's punch with a Teflon™-coated wok *Originally posted by jetta:MG, *bish!!!*
Originally posted by the Bear:At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers in the world, and I make the King of them all; gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward "Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks, "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I".
wish i had a Guinness Draught now

*just before MG's wok punch, jetta grabs fatum who knocks MG flat with a fatal shot of flatulance*Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:* blocks jetta's punch with a Teflon™-coated wok *
* calls a timeout for cruel and unusual punishment *Originally posted by jetta:*just before MG's wok punch, jetta grabs fatum who knocks MG flat with a fatal shot of flatulance*![]()
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:* calls a timeout for cruel and unusual punishment *
Fatum's flatulence = Fatumlence?![]()

Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:* calls a timeout for cruel and unusual punishment *
Fatum's flatulence = Fatumlence?![]()
banana milkshake!!!!Originally posted by laurence82:*a banana rolls in*
Originally posted by laurence82:*a banana rolls in*

Originally posted by littlestream:
Originally posted by udontknowme:![]()
LS: yours is skate it...
yours is the COOL-KID bananaOriginally posted by littlestream:![]()
incidentally, i drank a banana milkshake this afternoonOriginally posted by udontknowme:banana milkshake!!!!
only until today thn i learned tt bananas cld look gayOriginally posted by littlestream:
ok ok not today. i honestly realised it wen i 1st met u at the outg at PS....Originally posted by laurence82:issit?
i think its my makeupOriginally posted by skeujin:ok ok not today. i honestly realised it wen i 1st met u at the outg at PS....![]()