Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 16th Edition
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fucked up weather.
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okay.. today, i walked into the office and was confronted by an email...
now, if they could translate the BS in it into actual physical BS, they could fertilise every square inch of cropland for the next 20 years...
now, don't get me wrong... i don't mind BS.. if it is not taken seriously..
however, i think when acaedamics go into high office without actualy ground experience, they spend all their time coming out with pointless and worthless "strategies" and "strategic thrusts" and other con-man-sultant lingo which is totally lost on those who actually do the work...
in fact, they cause more time-wasting and unproductive hair-tearing, making us, the ground people, furnish them with more BS for them to turn into pretty papers which are ultimately worth less than the A4 they are printed on...
i call a spade a spade.. and the document i've printed, is pure unadulterated bullshit.. pure and simple..
okay.. i'm going to drink my 2nd coffee of the day, and try to turn on my BS generator in me to come up with more BS...
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Bravo! Exactly what we are facing now.Originally posted by the Bear:okay.. today, i walked into the office and was confronted by an email...
however, i think when acaedamics go into high office without actualy ground experience, they spend all their time coming out with pointless and worthless "strategies" and "strategic thrusts" and other con-man-sultant lingo which is totally lost on those who actually do the work...
in fact, they cause more time-wasting and unproductive hair-tearing, making us, the ground people, furnish them with more BS for them to turn into pretty papers which are ultimately worth less than the A4 they are printed on...
They came up with a beautiful plan which can work in theory and forgot the important part on whether they can get the supply and if the market can accept the price.
They went on a witch hunt, burning witches...now there are no witches left to burn and I think they are heading towards the gallows themselves
I want to make 20% profit to, but when you price yourself out of the market 20% of $0.00 is still a big fat ZERO
It's so sad. They had motivated staff who wanted to work for them. Like in Hong Kong, at 4pm is like the busiest time for them but yesterday they can call up our office to talk cock coz they are frustrated they have nothing to do
Wahahah if something is not done I smell a really huge scandal coming up -
Morning Singapore.
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wonder if jetta's gone to sleep
okay... 2 1/4 hours of discussion later, we figure that the whole thing is BS.. but we still have to give them some BS to turn into more BS...
and i'm hungry
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I got a huge scare earlier on the way back to the office.
Was in a taxi and this silly PRC girl on a bicycle decided to just shoot out onto the road without seeing if there are any vehicles.
Good thing the taxi uncle applied the brakes in time or we might just have an injured person or roadkill -
come come...
lets all complain about work...
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I enjoy working. My current job tat is.
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She probably thought she was riding her bike back in one of China's big cities, where cyclists have the right of way on the roads.Originally posted by elindra:I got a huge scare earlier on the way back to the office.
Was in a taxi and this silly PRC girl on a bicycle decided to just shoot out onto the road without seeing if there are any vehicles.
Good thing the taxi uncle applied the brakes in time or we might just have an injured person or roadkill 
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and I shall enter paycheck slavedom very very soon ........... -
About time you started paying income taxes. Remember, thousands of welfare recipients depend on your income taxes for their survival.Originally posted by Fatum:and I shall enter paycheck slavedom very very soon ........... -
Somehow I have the impression that the mainland chinese motorists are even more likely to run over cyclists. Like us, they're not known for courtesy and consideration for the welfare of other people.Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:She probably thought she was riding her bike back in one of China's big cities, where cyclists have the right of way on the roads. -
I sure don't want to witness someone dying in front of meOriginally posted by Meia Gisborn:She probably thought she was riding her bike back in one of China's big cities, where cyclists have the right of way on the roads.
Most likely but it did give me a shock! -
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:About time you started paying income taxes. Remember, thousands of welfare recipients depend on your income taxes for their survival.
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If she does not wake up her idea soon one day she will end up decorating the front of a lorry driven by some bad tempered ah beng driver.Originally posted by elindra:I sure don't want to witness someone dying in front of me
Most likely but it did give me a shock! -
Even after reading Dilbert for years, I still find truth stranger than fictionOriginally posted by the Bear:okay... 2 1/4 hours of discussion later, we figure that the whole thing is BS.. but we still have to give them some BS to turn into more BS... 
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Taxi uncle scrolled down his window and scolded herOriginally posted by av98m:If she does not wake up her idea soon one day she will end up decorating the front of a lorry driven by some bad tempered ah beng driver. -
Busted
I bought like 10 tiger barbs yesterday to put in my turtle tank
SO was away at work
This morning he called up and asked if the turtle gave birth to fishes -
if it was physical BS, at least it would be fertiliser...
this is just... toxic.. -
WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA...Originally posted by elindra:Busted
I bought like 10 tiger barbs yesterday to put in my turtle tank
SO was away at work
This morning he called up and asked if the turtle gave birth to fishes
did u say yes??? -
friend used to catch tiger barbs at Pandan ResevoirOriginally posted by elindra:Busted
I bought like 10 tiger barbs yesterday to put in my turtle tank
SO was away at work
This morning he called up and asked if the turtle gave birth to fishes -
He was being sarcasticOriginally posted by udontknowme:WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA...
did u say yes???
I said they are magical fishes
I used to catch tiger barbs and holland rams from the quarry lake in pulau ubinOriginally posted by the Bear:friend used to catch tiger barbs at Pandan Resevoir They had other fishes there too. -
...In The Beginning Was The Plan...
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the shop.
And they spoke among themselves, saying "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And the Shop Steward went unto the Foreman and said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."
And the Foreman went unto the Production Manager, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and its fragrance is very strong, such that none may abide it."
And the Production Manager went unto the Shop Supervisor, saying, "It is a vessel of fertiliser, and all who draw near to it are overcome by its strength."
And the Shop Supervisor spoke amongst the Management staff, and they said one unto the other, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Management staff went to the Management Executive, saying unto him, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Management Executive went unto the Shareholders, and said unto them, "This new Plan will promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects to be felt by the shareholders!"
And the Shareholders looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
And this is how shit happens. -
*wonders what else the pinky bear is going to add to her tank of horrors*
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Originally posted by the Bear:...In The Beginning Was The Plan...
And the Plan became Policy.
And this is how shit happens.