Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 16th Edition
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WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAOriginally posted by the Bear:...In The Beginning Was The Plan...
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the shop.
And they spoke among themselves, saying "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And the Shop Steward went unto the Foreman and said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."
And the Foreman went unto the Production Manager, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and its fragrance is very strong, such that none may abide it."
And the Production Manager went unto the Shop Supervisor, saying, "It is a vessel of fertiliser, and all who draw near to it are overcome by its strength."
And the Shop Supervisor spoke amongst the Management staff, and they said one unto the other, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Management staff went to the Management Executive, saying unto him, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Management Executive went unto the Shareholders, and said unto them, "This new Plan will promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects to be felt by the shareholders!"
And the Shareholders looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
And this is how shit happens.
Did you write this yourself?
This is sooo true
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i wish i did.. but no... this is something i read a long time ago..
true even today...
filtering...
always listen to the guys at the ground.. never allow filtering by everyone in between.. and never ever filter it to make the news more palatable....
because... if it's ugly, say it's ugly... do not say it is "aesthetically challenged" or other PC-speak BS -
Because everyone does not want to be the messengerOriginally posted by the Bear:i wish i did.. but no... this is something i read a long time ago..
true even today...
filtering...
always listen to the guys at the ground.. never allow filtering by everyone in between.. and never ever filter it to make the news more palatable....
because... if it's ugly, say it's ugly... do not say it is "aesthetically challenged" or other PC-speak BS
Don't forget, since a long long time ago, the messenger always gets killed -
"do you want the ugly truth, or do you want pretty lies? "
i once said that to one of the senior management.. he was shocked...
but being the useless and spineless &*%# that he is, he asked for the truth, and then spun it into something else... which will be read as the "pretty lies" i spoke about.. -
Reminds me of this time someone mentioned a very unwelcome policy change initiated by higher-ups at a meeting. Before I knew what I was doing, I had uttered a loud "the bastards!" and twenty pairs of shocked eyes turned to look at me
I learnt later to control such knee jerk reactions -
yah manOriginally posted by elindra:Because everyone does not want to be the messenger
Don't forget, since a long long time ago, the messenger always gets killed -
WAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAOriginally posted by av98m:Reminds me of this time someone mentioned a very unwelcome policy change initiated by higher-ups at a meeting. Before I knew it, I had uttered a loud "the bastard!" and twenty pairs of shocked eyes turned to look at me I learnt later to control such knee jerk reactions
I wish I was there to witness it -
I never want to repeat that experience againOriginally posted by elindra:WAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAA
I wish I was there to witness it ........unless I strike a few million dollars toto and am trying my best to get fired. -
Was the 'bastard' around when you said that?Originally posted by av98m:I never want to repeat that experience again ........unless I strike a few million dollars toto and am trying my best to get fired.
I should think not, but word should get to him/her -
I see brave men ....
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Well, I'm sure word got to THEM(yes, multiple bastards).Originally posted by elindra:Was the 'bastard' around when you said that?
I should think not, but word should get to him/her
I left out the plural in my earlier post. -
Nope, not me. That was an accident.Originally posted by Fatum:I see brave men ....
I'm almost an invertebrate by now -
Originally posted by av98m:Well, I'm sure word got to THEM(yes, multiple bastards). I left out the plural in my earlier post.
It must be a terrible policy for that outburst! -
Not so much terrible as completely dumb with no connection to reality whatsoverOriginally posted by elindra:
It must be a terrible policy for that outburst! -
Originally posted by av98m:Not so much terrible as completely dumb with no connection to reality whatsover
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~ C L O S E D ~
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Mari kita rakyat SingapuraOriginally posted by jetta:~ C L O S E D ~
Sama-sama menuju bahagia
Cita-cita kita yang mulia
Berjaya Singapura
Marilah kita bersatu
Dengan semangat yang baru
Semua kita berseru
Majulah Singapura
Majulah Singapura -
Psssst! Play it backwards to listen to the hidden message...Originally posted by laurence82:Mari kita rakyat Singapura
Sama-sama menuju bahagia
Cita-cita kita yang mulia
Berjaya Singapura
Marilah kita bersatu
Dengan semangat yang baru
Semua kita berseru
Majulah Singapura
Majulah Singapura
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After closing of the premise and playing of the national anthem, no unauthorised personnel are allowed inside the compoundOriginally posted by Meia Gisborn:Psssst! Play it backwards to listen to the hidden message...
Tresspassers will be molested
Survivors will be raped -
Morning!
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my brain hurts
i attribute it to insufficient sleep... worse still, i gotta work tomorrow
oh well, apart from that, TGIF
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Remember to take lots of nice shots of McPhee next month horOriginally posted by jetta:Morning! -
Mari kita rakyat SingapuraOriginally posted by jetta:Morning!
Sama-sama menuju bahagia
Cita-cita kita yang mulia
Berjaya Singapura
Marilah kita bersatu
Dengan semangat yang baru
Semua kita berseru
Majulah Singapura
Majulah Singapura -
av's in lust with a scientologist nutter
Originally posted by av98m:Remember to take lots of nice shots of McPhee next month hor -
I think the banana has gone bananas