Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 16th Edition
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I have lots to do but don't feel like doing anything
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I'm going fishing at dawn in three hours ....
but I drank too much fermented barley juice already ........
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Maybe peeing into the river will attract vampire catfish to you and you can use them as baitOriginally posted by Fatum:I'm going fishing at dawn in three hours ....
but I drank too much fermented barley juice already ........ 
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I'm not going swimming .... and I'll be going to a lake ...Originally posted by elindra:Maybe peeing into the river will attract vampire catfish to you and you can use them as bait
gonna catch me some walleyes ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:I'm not going swimming .... and I'll be going to a lake ...
gonna catch me some walleyes ....
This? Looks yummy. It looks really good charcoal grilled with butter n garlic -
yeps, that's the one ! ....
it's damm expensive to buy in the supermarket too ...
I like it .... it's like eating those blue water brand fish fingers ....
we're going to fish for them with dead minnows an live leeches ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:yeps, that's the one ! ....
it's damm expensive to buy in the supermarket too ...
I like it .... it's like eating those blue water brand fish fingers ....
we're going to fish for them with dead minnows an live leeches ....
Catch one, deep freeze it and bring it to Singapore and we have a Club 30 BBQ -
can't believe the crap i'm writing..
the more i write and amend it, the more it fits into the "strategic plan" thing.. and the more stupid, irrelevant and insane it gets...
all this BS will NEVER ever see the light of day after being read by someone so high up, he gets nosebleeds from turning around and what little bit of his brain dribbles out of his ears...
i have a feeling in each organisation, there is a division or something like that, which does nothing but sprout BS and cause self-perpetuating paperwork which is totally inconsequential to the whole organisation... -
For club 30, one is not even near enoughOriginally posted by elindra:
Catch one, deep freeze it and bring it to Singapore and we have a Club 30 BBQ -
there are better eating fishies out there .... I'm going to try for some wild trout, and maybe some whitefish ....Originally posted by elindra:
Catch one, deep freeze it and bring it to Singapore and we have a Club 30 BBQ
yeah ... one won't be enough ...... maybe a leg of moose ? .... -
damn!! why do i still have to see crouch's face when i'm watching wimbledon
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Well, since you're forced to do it, might as well enjoy it. I know sometimes I get a kick from writing reports that are 100% fiction.Originally posted by the Bear:can't believe the crap i'm writing..
the more i write and amend it, the more it fits into the "strategic plan" thing.. and the more stupid, irrelevant and insane it gets...
all this BS will NEVER ever see the light of day after being read by someone so high up, he gets nosebleeds from turning around and what little bit of his brain dribbles out of his ears...
i have a feeling in each organisation, there is a division or something like that, which does nothing but sprout BS and cause self-perpetuating paperwork which is totally inconsequential to the whole organisation... -
Time is passing by slowly
I'm making myself look busy but in reality I'm just wasting my time
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Actually, we need the whole mooseOriginally posted by Fatum:yeah ... one won't be enough ...... maybe a leg of moose ? .... -
Yeah, I'm too tired to do anything productive today.....which is why I'm just moving pieces of paper on my desk and hanging out here.Originally posted by elindra:Time is passing by slowly
I'm making myself look busy but in reality I'm just wasting my time
Am so tired -
I'm thinking of getting p membership so I can put in a collage of insect porn for my sig
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an adult moose is the size of a large cow ... now if you guys will sponsor the refrigerated shipping container ...............Originally posted by av98m:Actually, we need the whole moose -
you're gonna have to shoot the moose.. we don't want roadkill, y'hear!Originally posted by Fatum:an adult moose is the size of a large cow ... now if you guys will sponsor the refrigerated shipping container ...............
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just woke up, had a packet of chicken rice..now feel like going back to sleep again..
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Or we can just break into one of the pig farms here and steal a few small pigs for a nice cookout.Originally posted by Fatum:an adult moose is the size of a large cow ... now if you guys will sponsor the refrigerated shipping container ............... 
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ahhh ... sucks ... preempted ....Originally posted by the Bear:you're gonna have to shoot the moose.. we don't want roadkill, y'hear!
but it's highly unlikely .... my car's small, and mooses are big .... the roadkill would likely be me ....
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I think it was 2 years ago...one of the states in the US (was it Texas?) passed a new legislation legalising the consumption of roadkill. I wonder what was the reason for that.......Originally posted by the Bear:you're gonna have to shoot the moose.. we don't want roadkill, y'hear! -
You can send in the moose with like a metric ton of frozen fish you catch as well as CANADIAN OYSTERS!!!!!!! and maybe seal meat too
20'fcl reefer container -
I like how the pinky bear thinksOriginally posted by elindra:You can send in the moose with like a metric ton of frozen fish you catch as well as CANADIAN OYSTERS!!!!!!! and maybe seal meat too
20'fcl reefer container -
scratch the last one ... and maybe you guys can start a club 30 canadian delicacies fund for the shipping container ...Originally posted by elindra:You can send in the moose with like a metric ton of frozen fish you catch as well as CANADIAN OYSTERS!!!!!!! and maybe seal meat too
20'fcl reefer container