Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 17th Edition
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Tell Dr Jetta...Originally posted by elindra:I think I'm suffering from slight food poisoning -
swallow a handful of charcoal...
it helps..
Originally posted by elindra:I think I'm suffering from slight food poisoning -
Drinking lots of water to flush out the toxinsOriginally posted by the Bear:swallow a handful of charcoal...
it helps..
but it hurts like hell when it's like pulling my guts when I get that stomach cramp feeling -
gotta get the toxins neutralised..
that's where the charcoal pills come in...
also, if it's bacterial, can drink a couple of bottles of Yuck-cult or Vital-germs...Originally posted by elindra:Drinking lots of water to flush out the toxins
but it hurts like hell when it's like pulling my guts when I get that stomach cramp feeling -
take a swig of whiskey or something ....
that's really help ......
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Dr Jetta's two interns doing a good job.
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it doesn't actually cause the food poisoning to go away.. it just makes you feel happier
if it doesn't work, repeat
gag time:
Man limps into the room.
His friend asks, "Why are you limping?"
Man says, "I got a bout of gout."
His friend asks, "What are you taking for it?"
Man says, "Whisky."
His friend exclaims, "But that doesn't..." and is cut off by the man.. "NO!! NO!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!"Originally posted by Fatum:take a swig of whiskey or something ....
that's really help ...... -
but I thought the alcohol would help kill the bacteria ? ....
I'm in love with this brazillian beer I discovered at the store ....
it's called Brahma beer .... it's as smooth and dry as asahi superdrys ...... and it comes in a sexy curved bottle ...... will get a pic up soon ... -
What is the fascination with beer? In all honesty, it tastes terrible to me.
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it's .............................Originally posted by jetta:What is the fascination with beer? In all honesty, it tastes terrible to me.
a men's thing ............................ -
The only beer my hubby likes is root beer.Originally posted by Fatum:it's .............................
a men's thing ............................ -
Ditto here. I've never warmed up to the flavour of beer; to me, it's always tasted like sour tea.Originally posted by jetta:What is the fascination with beer? In all honesty, it tastes terrible to me.
Give me root beer anytime, preferably Barq's! Better yet: put two scoops of chocolate ice cream in it, and you'll have a friend for life! -
but a beer and ciggy after makan ..........
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Isn't beer flammable?Originally posted by Fatum:but a beer and ciggy after makan ..........
*ahhhhhhhhh ..................... bliss ................. 
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Excuse me but *ptui*. I'm very anti-smoking. After living in Japan where smokers rule, I'm sooooooo glad to be here. CA has very strong anti-smoking laws.Originally posted by Fatum:but a beer and ciggy after makan ..........
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5% alcohol is not exactly rocket fuel
going through the pseudo-work right now.. i have to comment on a pile of suggestions and find some "innovative" ones... one of the suggestions got me laughing like a maniac
"cafeteria food is not tasty..."
muahahahahaha!
i mean, what they serve at the cafeteria cannot be classified as "food".. maybe "simulated food" but most definitely not "food" -
Mine.Originally posted by Fatum:"I get molested by you and Fatum who take turns on alternative days
Any more than that and I'll go insane "
- laurence82
I love AV's siggies ....
so whose turn is it today ? ...
*peels the evil banana and throws the skin away* -
i still say you can't rape or molest the willing
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Blasphemy!!!Originally posted by jetta:What is the fascination with beer? In all honesty, it tastes terrible to me. -
Originally posted by the Bear:i still say you can't rape or molest the willing
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I like the taste of beer but the only problem I have now is that I've developed an allergic reaction to all alcohal
No appetite for lunch
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you're allergic to alcohol ?!?!?! .....Originally posted by elindra:I like the taste of beer but the only problem I have now is that I've developed an allergic reaction to all alcohal
No appetite for lunch
my deepest deepest sympathies ..................
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Afternoon
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poor pinky bearOriginally posted by elindra:I like the taste of beer but the only problem I have now is that I've developed an allergic reaction to all alcohal
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I used to be able to take alcoholOriginally posted by Fatum:you're allergic to alcohol ?!?!?! .....
my deepest deepest sympathies ..................
But I seem to develop an allergy to it in 2000 for some reason after going on a huge alcohol binge during New Year's day party 
Now, just a few sips and I wanna throw up. Not that I can't take the taste or I can't hold the alcohal but my body just wants to expel it out of my body.