Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 18th Edition
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i will taste the sour because i drink my coffee black and without sugar...
oh well... strangely, i don't mind sugar with kopitiam coffee.. -
Zzzzz
The fried bee hoon i ate today was way too salty
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Local Man Ruins Smiles Campaign, Rebuked by Gahmen
Posted on Sunday, September 10, 2006
Topic: Local News
by Pak Cham Kai
A Bukit Gorblok resident has singlehandedly ruined the GovernmentÂ’s attempt to procure 4 million smiles to welcome visiting IMF and World Bank officials and staff.
Mr. Chio Si Mi, 78, of Bukit Gorblok Gardens, has refused to smile for the Government’s ‘4 Million Smiles’ campaign, thus dooming the country to a mural of only 3,999,999 smiles.
“We are deeply disappointed by the selfishness shown by Mr. Chio,” said Smiles 2006 spokesman Mr. Ismail bin Smailing. “As you know, we’ve been going through all the photographs submitted for the digital mural, to weed out photos copied from other places, prank photos, and other inappropriate shots. And we’ve been trying to get more actual Singaporeans to submit. It would be very malu if most of the submitters were foreigners. So a team has been going from door to door in every HDB estate trying to get citizens to smile.”
At 11.30 pm last night, the last night before the official start of the IMF and World Bank meeting, the tally was at 3,999,999.
“We were down to the last flat in Bukit Gorblok Gardens,” said Mr. Ismail dourly. “Occupied by Mr. Chio. However, he refused to cooperate.”
Mr. Ismail declined to provide details, although it is known that the Smiles 2006 team has lodged a police report against Mr. Chio.
This TalkingCock reporter managed to catch a glimpse of the report, but could only make out several words like “faeces”, “threw”, and “compared our mothers to certain unfragrant parts of the female anatomy”.
“Smile for futt?” growled Mr. Chio, standing in his driveway, clad only in a pair of grubby shorts. “Got things to smile at, meh? These chao IMF people come, cause traffic jam only. And then all the protesters go Batam, drive up the prices of the kway, so I also rugi. You still expect me to smile?” Mr. Chio then employed a well-known seven syllable Hokkien phrase beginning with ‘K’ and ending with ‘bye’.
In a last ditch attempt to procure Mr. ChioÂ’s smile, the Smiles 2006 team brought Minister of Tourism and MP for Hong Kan GRC Mr. Lai Chia Hong to plead with Mr. Chio.
“We have done so much for you citizens – upgraded your flats, provided a world class transport and road management system, given everyone a great education system that churns out so many top scholars,” entreated Mr. Lai. “So why are you still so unhappy?”
Mr. Chio’s only response before slamming the door in Mr. Lai’s face was, “You want me to smile? Take a (expletive deleted) paycut, you (epithet that cannot be reproduced in any Singapore publication without obscenity charges)!”
Though visibly shaken, Mr. Lai said that while he would listen to his constituentÂ’s criticism, cutting MinisterÂ’s pay was not a solution.
“If we did that,” he explained. “There would be 18 more people refusing to smile, then we would have only 3,999,981 smiles.”
In kind of related news, the Singapore Government is considering allowing IMF protesters to protest at IMM.
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Reporting live from shoutbox. It seems that the relationship between Ah Lau and Fatum have developed further into a 3-way relationship with sgboy2004. Please read the conversation from shoutbox that transpired between them today at around 2pm
Clip taken from shoutbox"
if it is nothing there then muz be alien of which their body construction is different from us humans
* browniebaobao slaps croco
lau> tau yen ! ... don't sae it out mah ...
* sgboy2004 tear bbb's below so as to get a slit...now got slit liao
* laurence82 also slaps croco
ah fatum dearling...shall we?
* laurence82 fondles fatum
* sgboy2004 gives roses to ah fatum
* sgboy2004 use tails to wack ah lau's heads...both heads
[1:58 pm]
*slaps lau's hands away ...
*no ! ... mine ish HENG@'s liao ...
* sgboy2004 kick ah lau away...dun touch mi fatum
* laurence82 continues fondling fatum
* laurence82 kicks croco away
* sgboy2004 grabs ah fatum's ( . )( . )
ah lau, ah fatum no want u lah
!!! .......
ok, i had fatum liao, now can pass over to croco to play *takes out fang3 lang3 pepper spray ....
* browniebaobao kicks croco to the sky
wah...mi can fly... no need air ticket
i go out run errands liao, u all play nice hor
* laurence82 gives fatum one last fondle and goes out
So how will this drama unfold since Fatum brought Heng@ into the picture too. Seems that there will be more to come -
Seems like the boys' motto is
Love all, Serve all -
Originally posted by elindra:Reporting live from shoutbox. It seems that the relationship between Ah Lau and Fatum have developed further into a 3-way relationship with sgboy2004. Please read the conversation from shoutbox that transpired between them today at around 2pm
So how will this drama unfold since Fatum brought Heng@ into the picture too. Seems that there will be more to come 
Hmm...so it will be 3 guys and a girl? hmmmm -
Evidence that proves that bananas are gay
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Originally posted by elindra:
Reporting live from shoutbox. It seems that the relationship between Ah Lau and Fatum have developed further into a 3-way relationship with sgboy2004. Please read the conversation from shoutbox that transpired between them today at around 2pm
Clip taken from shoutbox"
if it is nothing there then muz be alien of which their body construction is different from us humans
* browniebaobao slaps croco
[b] lau> tau yen ! ... don't sae it out mah ...
* sgboy2004 tear bbb's below so as to get a slit...now got slit liao
* laurence82 also slaps croco
ah fatum dearling...shall we?
* laurence82 fondles fatum
* sgboy2004 gives roses to ah fatum
* sgboy2004 use tails to wack ah lau's heads...both heads
[1:58 pm]
*slaps lau's hands away ...
*no ! ... mine ish HENG@'s liao ...
* sgboy2004 kick ah lau away...dun touch mi fatum
* laurence82 continues fondling fatum
* laurence82 kicks croco away
* sgboy2004 grabs ah fatum's ( . )( . )
ah lau, ah fatum no want u lah
!!! .......
ok, i had fatum liao, now can pass over to croco to play *takes out fang3 lang3 pepper spray ....
* browniebaobao kicks croco to the sky
wah...mi can fly... no need air ticket
i go out run errands liao, u all play nice hor
* laurence82 gives fatum one last fondle and goes out
So how will this drama unfold since Fatum brought Heng@ into the picture too. Seems that there will be more to come [/b] !!! ........
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*runs and hide ..... -
I love all and serve all ....Originally posted by choco B:Seems like the boys' motto is
Love all, Serve all
as long as they are females ... -
Originally posted by Fatum: !!! ........ ......
*runs and hide ..... -
hmmm... didn't know ferret was into cigars
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So sleeepy....the weekend really wore me out. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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What did you do>??Originally posted by av98m:So sleeepy....the weekend really wore me out. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
And your new siggy -
i don't think i want to know what av has done over the weekend
along with his "needs to get laid" and laurence telling fatum to return av's gay pr0n, i think we're better off not knowing -
Originally posted by the Bear:i don't think i want to know what av has done over the weekend
along with his "needs to get laid" and laurence telling fatum to return av's gay pr0n, i think we're better off not knowing
In other news I want the rat race clock I posted in things you want thread -
damn.. i think i can do this... it's an amazing and simple work of art
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Yup! Interesting to look at too!Originally posted by the Bear:damn.. i think i can do this... it's an amazing and simple work of art -
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btw.. gotta gloat.. even tho' i'm crippled..
awaiting a 20-inch core 2 duo iMac
with these specs:
2.33GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x1GB
500GB Serial ATA Drive
ATI Radeon X1600/256MB VRAM
Apple Keyboard & Mighty Mouse + Mac OS X
20-inch widescreen LCD
AirPort Extreme
Bluetooth 2.0 + EDR
muahahaahahahaha -
What is the damage again?
Oh I have seen his works before
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Originally posted by the Bear:i don't think i want to know what av has done over the weekend
along with his "needs to get laid" and laurence telling fatum to return av's gay pr0n, i think we're better off not knowing
I love my new siggy. The banana always gives me lots of material to work with -
I think being gay is the in thing lately
I mean over here in Club 30 we get guys who are seemingly brokeback and in WoW, the guys are seemingly brokeback too -
We just keeping our options openOriginally posted by elindra:I think being gay is the in thing lately
I mean over here in Club 30 we get guys who are seemingly brokeback and in WoW, the guys are seemingly brokeback too -
I have male colleagues acting really gay too. And some of them are married with kids!!
I saw 3 of them in a manwich once -
aha.. the freudian slip..
you were making a manwich the other day right?
must be your buddy-building friends, especially "Jim"Originally posted by av98m:I have male colleagues acting really gay too. And some of them are married with kids!!
I saw 3 of them in a manwich once