Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 19th Edition
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Bridge collapsed at Canada??
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Where are the ladies
VivoCity opening this Sat (I presume seeing from other threads)
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fatum, beware... this may happen to you
Police hunt farting dissident
Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.
Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.
He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.
When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.
Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.
A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."
Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted.
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saw this topic on the top 50
u did something good and something good happen to u
then i thought about the night my friend and I gave money to a beggar on our way back home from JB. afterwhich later in the evening when i was leaving his place i got into the accident.
karma my ass -
you survived an accident...
a couple of fellas were in an accident and one was killed and the other was incapacitated for 6 months in an accident like yours when i was in the army
and they hit a motorcyclist coming out from a small lane instead of a car..
always look at the bright side of things...Originally posted by kopiosatu:saw this topic on the top 50
u did something good and something good happen to u
then i thought about the night my friend and I gave money to a beggar on our way back home from JB. afterwhich later in the evening when i was leaving his place i got into the accident.
karma my ass -
Your kindness to the beggar has not come to fruition.Originally posted by kopiosatu:saw this topic on the top 50
u did something good and something good happen to u
then i thought about the night my friend and I gave money to a beggar on our way back home from JB. afterwhich later in the evening when i was leaving his place i got into the accident.
karma my ass
The fact you came out of the accident unscathed, I would be thankful that past bad karma has a chance to come to fruition (so better things are ahead of you).
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yeah.. always look on the bright side and be thankful for little mercies
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that means i can go buy 4d!!!
got back from TP. looks like i can claim for the repairs. maybe i should claim a car. -
Originally posted by the Bear:
fatum, beware... this may happen to you
[b]Police hunt farting dissident
Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.
Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.
He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.
When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.
Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.
A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."
Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted.
(source: Ananova)[/b] !!! .... -
yeah, in frog city ...Originally posted by sbst275:Bridge collapsed at Canada?? -
you did it out of the goodness of your soul ... not out of any expectation of reward eh ....Originally posted by kopiosatu:saw this topic on the top 50
u did something good and something good happen to u
then i thought about the night my friend and I gave money to a beggar on our way back home from JB. afterwhich later in the evening when i was leaving his place i got into the accident.
karma my ass 
I'm sure that made you happy though ... giving the money to the beggar i mean, not the accident ... -
i'm more happy that i can get my bike fixed with no extra cost!!!
time to swap exhausts, order new front forks, change brake hose...
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Boo hooo my nose is so sore and so blocked it's not funny
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Sorry to hear that. To clear block nose, can try Clarinase, avail from the pharmacist....take one a day, during the day (in case it interferes with sleep).Originally posted by elindra:Boo hooo my nose is so sore and so blocked it's not funny 
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Already on thatOriginally posted by Wanda:Sorry to hear that. To clear block nose, can try Clarinase, avail from the pharmacist....take one a day, during the day (in case it interferes with sleep).
Doesn't interfer with my sleep
I can sleep anytime and anywhere now since I'm usually dead tired after work.
SO is worried if I don't wear myself out during the day coz if I'm mentally active I keep him up too You don't want to know the evil things I do because I'm bored -
Ahhh...the young and the restless...Originally posted by elindra:Already on that
Doesn't interfer with my sleep
I can sleep anytime and anywhere now since I'm usually dead tired after work.
SO is worried if I don't wear myself out during the day coz if I'm mentally active I keep him up too You don't want to know the evil things I do because I'm bored -
Originally posted by Wanda:Ahhh...the young and the restless...
No la. My SO is usually worn out from work and wanna sleep
But I will make him entertain me like everytime he is about to sleep I will go
"Dear wake up. I can't sleep. Tell me a joke."
or I will be singing at the top of my voice, in the most awful voice I can manage
Or I will just talk non-stop and figit around lots
Btw, my SO is a super light sleeper. Any noise, movement or light he can't sleep -
as if WoW isn't enough, this is just pure evil.Originally posted by elindra:
No la. My SO is usually worn out from work and wanna sleep
But I will make him entertain me like everytime he is about to sleep I will go
"Dear wake up. I can't sleep. Tell me a joke."
or I will be singing at the top of my voice, in the most awful voice I can manage
Or I will just talk non-stop and figit around lots
Btw, my SO is a super light sleeper. Any noise, movement or light he can't sleep -
Still say "no lah".Originally posted by elindra:
No la. My SO is usually worn out from work and wanna sleep
But I will make him entertain me like everytime he is about to sleep I will go
"Dear wake up. I can't sleep. Tell me a joke."
or I will be singing at the top of my voice, in the most awful voice I can manage
Or I will just talk non-stop and figit around lots
Btw, my SO is a super light sleeper. Any noise, movement or light he can't sleep 
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stuff a wad of wasabi up each nostril ...Originally posted by elindra:Boo hooo my nose is so sore and so blocked it's not funny 
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what you need to do is to stop bugging him and go so sleep...
while you are at it, you should uninstall that Net Crack known as WoW -
rahhh.. my rappelz just opened today, and the server crash! WTF!!..
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MC a torture! I have no idea what to do at home!!!!
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you're telling me!
i've been at home for 2 weeks already.. and in pain to boot! -
there is nothing to do at home!!! even though my mac looks nice.
aaaaarg, i also need some wheels to bring me around. i don't have a friggin EZ link card!!!