Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part XXXII!
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Breaking News: Chee's Refusal to Eat 'Unreasonable'
The Ministry of Home Affairs has said that Dr. Chee Soon Juan's refusal to eat is "unreasonable".
Dr. Chee Soon Juan has been admitted to Changi Hospital complaining of abdominal pains and blood in his urine. According to the Singapore Democratic Party, Dr. Chee had not eaten properly for a week and was suffering from nausea and vomiting.
The Ministry of Home Affairs, however, maintains that Dr Chee had "selectively reduced his consumption".
"Changi Prison fed Dr. Chee food that most Singaporeans find perfectly palatable," said MHA spokesman Chia Lao Sai. "I mean, it's not like we served him Russian sushi or what. Not all of us may like it, but mee siam with hum is perfectly normal, typical Singapore food."
Mr. Chia said that Dr. Chee's refusal to eat cockles with his mee siam was unreasonable. "Who does he think he is? The Prime Minister?"
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Originally posted by viciouskitty74:For heavens sake!
You guys come over to Phuket lah!
I just came back from dinner. We ate out again cos papa not around.
It was a all you can eat steamboat/hotplate Buffet for 100Baht.
S$1 to 23 baht. Which makes it S$4/- still got change $$$ some more.
The food was delicious and the variety fairly substantial. The meat was sliced thinly and seasoned till just nice. Not like Seoul Garden. Non stop serving of prawns, sotongs, cuttlefish, sliced pork & livers. A small range of cooked food, mostly dishes, not rice. Most of their food stuffs is fresh meat then processed meat. Unlimited servings of Vegies again from kang kongs to cabbages!
And its at a raised platform kinda place with rooftop. Almost open air!
There was only one angmoh there I see, which is most likely brought there by his thai g/f. The rest of the folks is thai. The waitresses dont speak english!
PLEASSSEE!!! Av pls come with your cam. I didnt dare to take pics for fear of being laughed at by the locals. Please come help eat and take pics!
Elindra!!!! Come!!!! Bear! Come lah. I dying here! Stomach so stuffed and my double chin is turning triple lah! Please come help eat!
I wish I could. Have to go back to work
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last one for now
News Roundup: Ah Meng 'Too Lan' Over Tourism
Ah Meng ‘Too Lan’ Over Tourism Figures:Not everyone is happy that Singapore’s tourism is booming: the country’s most popular primate is reportedly disgruntled at all the extra work she has to do. “Na beh,” said Ah Meng, through her translator. “More tourists means more bleddy breakfasts with them. What, you think I get bonus for all this, meh? Kum pooi, understand! Some more, we orangutans tried to form a union, but it kena block by NTUC. KNN!” Zoo officials, however, actively deny that Ah Meng is unhappy, saying it is all a miscommunication due to the limited translation skills of her translator, Ah Beng.
What the Fish: Ms Elena Vladykina, the Russian lady who is our 9 millionth tourist, said she looked forward to sampling all the cuisines available in Singapore, “except sushi.”
McDonald’s on the Moon by 2020:Following NASA’s announcement that they intend to build a permanent base on the moon by 2020, hamburger chain McDonald’s announced that they would also be setting up a branch there. “It’s the new space race,” said CEO Ronald McDonald. “We got to get there before those Starbucks bastards.” In related news, most American citizens think a permanent base on the moon is a great idea, as they need some place to put George W. Bush.
SMU Hostel Plan in Line with Population Policy:The location of Singapore Management University’s hostel amidst bars and nightspots is deliberately aimed at boosting reproduction amongst young graduates. Said Ministry of Procreation spokesman Mr. Pak Chew Cheng, “Our educated young people are just not having enough babies. But with a little help from alcohol, who knows?” SMU’s hip and happening location has generated envy amongst undergrads from NUS and NTU. Said NUS first year engineering undergrad Chin Lone Lee, “SMU students have all sorts of fucking advantages. And now, literally.” -
x 2Originally posted by the Bear:tragic as it was, the hand grenade part was hilarious
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
The photo is priceless
last one for now
[b]News Roundup: Ah Meng 'Too Lan' Over Tourism
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i'm actually kinda hungry now..
looking forward to makan on saturday
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Isnt today Saturday?Originally posted by the Bear:i'm actually kinda hungry now..
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i liked today's Dilbert
still hoping that the dude who does sexylosers will start it up again.. he was the most hilarious cartoonist i've ever read.. -
uhh.. it's sunday
Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Isnt today Saturday? -
hmmm maybe for the year 2007 i'll have a few trips to plan for
for now i have USA
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Gluttony Shall Prevail!! (in moderation)Originally posted by the Bear:i'm actually kinda hungry now..
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i think i know why my parents are more and more irritating in their outlook
i saw my dad watching Star Award and my mom is watching some crappy chinese serial on the cable chinese channel..
these types of shows will degenerate your brain until it flows out of your ears like guacamole -
I need to go toliet......that slimming tea is making my tummy runs.Originally posted by av98m:Gluttony Shall Prevail!! (in moderation)
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my parents watch the same shit.Originally posted by the Bear:i think i know why my parents are more and more irritating in their outlook
i saw my dad watching Star Award and my mom is watching some crappy chinese serial on the cable chinese channel..
these types of shows will degenerate your brain until it flows out of your ears like guacamole
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let me get this straight...you're going for buffets and drinking slimming tea at the same time? talk about both cancelling each other outOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:I need to go toliet......that slimming tea is making my tummy runs. -
post again for av's benefit..
the Triple Bypass Burger from Heart Attack Grill
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ooooh, i can only have the triple whopper at bangkok intl airport.
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Originally posted by the Bear:post again for av's benefit..
the Triple Bypass Burger from Heart Attack Grill
note the lady in "nurse uniform" in the background
I'll have 2 of those.
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i think i need slimming tea
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i'm hungry.
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You do know what they're really made of right?Originally posted by kopiosatu:i'm hungry.
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the "nuggets" are crap...
ever see "chicken" that is 54% fat?
that's what it is.. crappy chicken bits held together with mystery filler and is 54% fat
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yeah~Originally posted by av98m:You do know what they're really made of right?
but the bite size is just so appealing.
and at the same time, i have my diet to adhere to.
my colleague said i can indulge in these stuff during the weekends.
but i still feel the guilt
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do what i do.. eat fruit..
although i don't think i should eat so much orange.. it's just causing my throat to gum up