Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 21st Edition
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I think SBS has some gulit of what
The service I feedbacked over the Open Hse, they apparently removed the electronic bus schedule... -
all NR are SMRT one leh...no?Originally posted by sbst275:SMRT one need
Cos if not wrong, there's free transfer at Boat Quay if I remember the old system
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SBS also operated Night Bus identified as NiteOwlOriginally posted by laurence82:all NR are SMRT one leh...no?
The regulars are 65M and 174M -
John 3:16. Funan centre, 5th floor.Originally posted by elindra:no need to go punny on me la AV
Got any reliable shops to buy or not?
Rec leh
But must not be in a hurry when you go to the shop, as they're undermanned and they take their time when serving customers (meaning they spend lots of time explaining things and talking to customers so you have to wait your turn). The good thing is, they are willing to let you play with any camera and lens in the shop. Not like the ah beng shops that purposely shrink wrap their cameras or those that are reluctant to let you touch.
Once they had this very interesting giant telephoto lense (you need 2 persons to use this lense, one guy has to balance it on his shoulder while the other guy takes the picture) in the shop that they passed to me to play with. I nearly dropped it after they told me it is only made to order and costs more than $20k!!!
I told them never to hand me anything costing that much ever again. -
i dont take night owl larOriginally posted by sbst275:SBS also operated Night Bus identified as NiteOwl
The regulars are 65M and 174M -
why must tap on exit har?
i tot tap at entrance $3 gone liao -
something just occured to me.
viciouskitty can have her way with the bear as he's pretty much defenceless because of his back. 
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In a sense yesOriginally posted by laurence82:why must tap on exit har?
i tot tap at entrance $3 gone liao
But make sure you do for transfer -
those small small memory CF card hor.....
My brother in law gave me about half dozen pieces of them to use. Cos I was still using a pathetic Nikon885 that uses CF card.
Now.....I dont take as much pics.....what am I to do with them?
They are like mostly 256s, 128s, 64, 16s & 4.
I cannot even use up the 128s, why do I need so many CF cards?
1 gig ones, i know you pro photographer uses...
Anyone wants free CF cards? I dont want to lug them to Phuket! -
Poke him in the back.....Originally posted by av98m:something just occured to me.
viciouskitty can have her way with the bear as he's pretty much defenceless because of his back.
the kinda suggestion only those at ford road garden tends to stick to.....you sound very experienced. -
Originally posted by av98m:something just occured to me.
viciouskitty can have her way with the bear as he's pretty much defenceless because of his back. 
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Originally posted by laurence82:
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gasp!
av! U molested laurence long time ago!!!
is that laurence and yours kid's picture I see....
I was regaling a innocent property agent about that time where a man was caught doing a cat in Bishan some 6 years back.
Mind you Bishan!!!
And ermmm.....it was a mummy cat who was still nursing some kittens.....
We were looking at the kittens and seeing how the kittens might resemble that man. -
I have 2 1 gig cards...in the end I only need 1 card, because I'm too lazy to deal with RAW, so I shoot jpegs only.Originally posted by viciouskitty74:those small small memory CF card hor.....
My brother in law gave me about half dozen pieces of them to use. Cos I was still using a pathetic Nikon885 that uses CF card.
Now.....I dont take as much pics.....what am I to do with them?
They are like mostly 256s, 128s, 64, 16s & 4.
I cannot even use up the 128s, why do I need so many CF cards?
1 gig ones, i know you pro photographer uses...
Anyone wants free CF cards? I dont want to lug them to Phuket! -
Originally posted by viciouskitty74:gasp!
I was regaling a innocent property agent about that time where a man was caught doing a cat in Bishan some 6 years back.
Mind you Bishan!!!
And ermmm.....it was a mummy cat who was still nursing some kittens.....
We were looking at the kittens and seeing how the kittens might resemble that man. 
If I ever see someone doing that I will quite literally beat the living crap out of the guy. -
Leaked Email Shows P65s Hard at Work
Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006
Topic: Local News
by Phoenix Klaw and Kok Kok Kway
Contrary to beliefs that P65s are sitting back after their election, appearing only to dance hip hop and pose for photo ops at the opening of Parliament, a leaked email from MP Boey Cho See reveals that P65s are actually working very hard.
“Fellow important people,
Thank you for the great meeting! It was a fantastic idea to meet at the Singapore Island Country Club. After all, we need to make use of our new free lifetime memberships. Next time we do this, let’s accept that bottle of Chateau Petrus 1971 they offered us. We should get used to VIP treatment – after a hard-fought election, we earned it.
It’s good that we are meeting regularly to help each other. We don’t want to end up as 1 or 2- term MPs and then become Chairman of a Singapore shipping company, do we? We should also jointly plan our work – after all, as MPs, we can’t be expected to think independently.
Here are briefs notes of our meeting and agreed next steps:
Our Blog
- Goh Ah Brod will write another episode in our blog about her overseas travels, paid for by Gahmen scholarship money, to far-flung places where the average Singaporean will never be able to visit. Yeah, that really emphasizes our connection to the average Singaporean.
- Those who havenÂ’t blogged yet, when you do, please remember to tell people which expensive school you attended overseas. Also remember that people really care that we went to the optometrist recently, because it can radically change their lives.
- Our translation company reminds everyone who wants their English articles translated into Chinese that they donÂ’t understand Latin or French terms, so please avoid peppering your articles with them. Ditto for those who want their articles translated into Malay or Tamil.
- Ernest Gai suggested that we should put down our real political opinions and the policies we want to push. He is joking, of course. We donÂ’t want our Masters to think that we are people with opinions.
- Low Teck agreed to check if blogs can be read by everyone, or just personal friends.
- Our Masters reminded us to make sure our relatives donÂ’t make dumb-ass remarks on their blogs and get all of us in trouble.
Meetings with our Masters (IÂ’m referring to Cabinet and PAP Exco, not constituents)
- Sar Kah King will draw up a roster for who gets to sit next to PM in our next meeting with him to prevent fighting. Remember - no knee stroking allowed.
- Goh Ah Brod will also draw up a roster for who gets to join Minister for Foreign Affairs on his next foreign visit and MM on his next overseas board meeting. Just remember not to steal soap from the foreign government guesthouse.
Compensation
- Ho Tam Sum agreed to seek counseling to stop salivating when thinking about future company directorships. We noted that her private sector career wasnÂ’t going anywhere, but other P65s still couldnÂ’t understand her disorder. Since she already works for a large influential company with stock options, directorships that only pay $10K each should be small fry. Also, we get pension for life, so why worry?
- Teo Bay Pio agreed to get more information from Chief Whip on how much pension we are entitled to when we retire, and clarify whether this can be substituted with discounted loans to homes in Queen Astrid Park with security guardhouse outside.
- Another question was when we will receive that private letter from PSC assuring that our children will be awarded Gahmen scholarships, in return for our signed promise that our kids wonÂ’t blog.
- Meenoh Tyme will also check with Chief Whip what is the minimum number of times we have to show up at Meet the People sessions in order to give the impression that we are engaged with the masses. The meeting agreed that these Meet the People sessions and other grassroots activities detract from our real MP work.
Publicity
- Now that some of us have our faces plastered on Orchard Road and secured the hip hop slot at Chingay, we need to figure out what next. Hum Sup Lo agreed to set up a meeting with Chairman of Mediacock to see if we can appear in one of their new soap operas starring Zoe Tay.
- Will someone please get in touch with that blasted @#$%^ Colin Goh from TalkingCock to make sure they don't write anymore articles laughing at us? You can threaten that we will not allow the President to review his next movie or that we will give the impression that President did not actually watch it.
AOB
- Wee Ee Leet promised to remember that “elite” is pronounced “e-leet” and not “e-light”. If you want to be the elite, at least learn how to pronounce the word.
- Chris de Looza agreed to tell his wife to stop insisting that because her husband is in parliament, she is entitled to jump queues, win business deals and get extra baggage allowance on SIA flights when she goes shopping overseas.
- Remember our next hip hop lesson at the Pyramid Club. For those with difficulties, back rubs and bandages will be provided this time.
- Also, Meenoh Tyme promised to organize a course on hawker food, because most of us have forgotten by now.
Agenda items for our Next Meeting
- Dealing with Perm Secs and Heads of Stat Boards who donÂ’t respect us.
- Tekan-ing those people who bullied us in school because we liked to wear all white.
- Figuring out what our real work is.”
© http://www.TalkingCock.com 2001-2003. All rights reserved.
(If you're circulating this by email to your friends, please include this attribution. It's only polite, leh!) -
bored leh.
who can come pick me up and share with me a hagan danz baileys ice cream???
I need kakis!! -
I'm stuck at workOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:bored leh.
who can come pick me up and share with me a hagan danz baileys ice cream???
I need kakis!!
And I wanan eat ice-cream
But I really shouldn't be coz of my cough -
Oh yah pinky, must remind you. Don't bother calling John 3:16 because they NEVER answer their phone. Just get mr pinky to go down. They're open Mon to Sat, 11am to 9pm. Ask for Leslie or Samuel.Originally posted by elindra:I'm stuck at work
And I wanan eat ice-cream
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this 2 weeks I bery busy. After next week can?Originally posted by viciouskitty74:bored leh.
who can come pick me up and share with me a hagan danz baileys ice cream???
I need kakis!!
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Ok. If I need help will ask you againOriginally posted by av98m:Oh yah pinky, must remind you. Don't bother calling John 3:16 because they NEVER answer their phone. Just get mr pinky to go down. They're open Mon to Sat, 11am to 9pm. Ask for Leslie or Samuel.
If you don't tell me I would think John 3:16 sells Christian stuff and bibles -
Well, its run by a christian family, and a lot of their customers are missionaries.Originally posted by elindra:Ok. If I need help will ask you again
If you don't tell me I would think John 3:16 sells Christian stuff and bibles
I'm sometimes amzed that I'm not struck by lightning the moment I walk in.
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Can! You come Phuket with that tubs of Hagan Danz Bailey Ice Cream!Originally posted by av98m:this 2 weeks I bery busy. After next week can?
I just checked Tiger Airways.
Fly to phuket and back is $178/- including taxes. Freakin cheap! Still got leftover from $200 to maybe eat a decent dinner with lobster sashimi thrown in! -
Hmmm.....i didnt manage to buy yogurt and mango juice to make make mango ice cream stick at home....Originally posted by elindra:I'm stuck at work
And I wanan eat ice-cream
But I really shouldn't be coz of my cough
where you work? I buy one tub and go up your opice....then we sit there, eat ice cream and chit chat. -
I see whether can get at least one more person to fly over(the bear?). I one person a bit the sian leh.Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Can! You come Phuket with that tubs of Hagan Danz Bailey Ice Cream!
I just checked Tiger Airways.
Fly to phuket and back is $178/- including taxes. Freakin cheap! Still got leftover from $200 to maybe eat a decent dinner with lobster sashimi thrown in!