Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 22nd Edition
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Mr Brown Christmas Carol - Dreaming Of A Big Bonus
I'm dreaming of a Big Bonus
Just like civil servants got you know
ask my big boss to listen,
he say no budget this season
Our cost all go up long ago
I'm dreaming of a Big Bonus
Economy great say men in white
As our GDP growth numbers take flight
It's the perfect time for a tax hike
I'm dreaming of a Big Bonus
My boss won't give me 2.2
He say he not garment
Not even increment
And if I talk some more, get pay cut too
IÂ’m dreaming I don't get retrenchment
No job no money, go jiak sai
Better next time donÂ’t ask boss why
Or else Christmas time, eat grass and die. -
Because boss not in, I found the time to transcribe the mr brown podcast
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I'm dreaming of a big bonus
Just like civil servants got u know
Ask my big boss to listen
He said no budget this season
Our cost go up long long ago
I'm dreaming of a big bonus
(can't make out this line)
As out GDP growth numbers take flight
Its the perfect time for a tax hike
I'm dreaming of a big bonus
My boss won't give me 2.2
He says he not (dunno what), not even increment
He talks of more pay cut too
I'm dreaming I don't get retrenchment
No job no money go jiak sai
Better not go ask boss why
Or else Christmas time eat grass and die. -
CB, kopi beat me to it
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Hehehe. New Ringtone for me
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Originally posted by av98m:CB, kopi beat me to it
Biangz... your swearing vocabulary's fantastic!
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What, CB is like the most commonly used swear word, after KNN in Singapore!Originally posted by Rhonda:
Biangz... your swearing vocabulary's fantastic! -
I'm going to cook this during my nuahing holiday
AV's Stomach Destroyer Stew
Ingredients:
Base: 2 x cans Campbell's New England Clam Chowder
Ingredients to be thrown in:
lean ground beef
squid
sliced salmon
vienna sausage
some melted cheese
Spices/condiments
empty one small bottle of tabasco sauce
add liberal amounts of:
onion powder
chopped garlic
ground black pepper.
sliced red chillis
Not for the weak of stomach -
you got it all wrong.. just add cream and about a pound of butter to the stuff..
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I'll die from eating AV's and Bear's cooking -
no no noOriginally posted by the Bear:you got it all wrong.. just add cream and about a pound of butter to the stuff..
no cream for this recipe.
The butter part...yes, I think I'll remove the melted cheese and dump a block of butter into the mix
But the tabasco and other condiments stay -
But you'll die happyOriginally posted by elindra:............................
I'll die from eating AV's and Bear's cooking
oh, and this recipe actually tastes better cold.
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I think I'll die by Bear's methodOriginally posted by av98m:But you'll die happy
All that spice you add is way too much for me -
Eh....r u sure it's nice to eat?Originally posted by av98m:no no no
no cream for this recipe.
The butter part...yes, I think I'll remove the melted cheese and dump a block of butter into the mix
But the tabasco and other condiments stay -
Ma la clam chowder!?
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I like it. I've cooked it before.Originally posted by Wanda:Eh....r u sure it's nice to eat?
But I won't be hold responsible for any deaths from trying out the recipe hor. -
Originally posted by av98m:I'm going to cook this during my nuahing holiday
AV's Stomach Destroyer Stew
Ingredients:
Base: 2 x cans Campbell's New England Clam Chowder
Ingredients to be thrown in:
lean ground beef
squid
sliced salmon
vienna sausage
some melted cheese
Spices/condiments
empty one small bottle of tabasco sauce
add liberal amounts of:
onion powder
chopped garlic
ground black pepper.
sliced red chillis
Not for the weak of stomach
Say, do you harbour some secret desire to kill yourself? -
I think I can declare your tastebuds as deadOriginally posted by av98m:I like it. I've cooked it before.
But I won't be hold responsible for any deaths from trying out the recipe hor. -
Originally posted by the Bear:you got it all wrong.. just add cream and about a pound of butter to the stuff..
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*pats everyone and trots off to bed ... -
When I come back from China I'll cook it and post photos
Might even get the bear to sample some of it -
Say, just thought of this :
Fat is highly flammable - butter, oil, lard, ghee, etc.
So, does that make fat blokes highly flammable in summer too? -
Hanor!Originally posted by elindra:I think I can declare your tastebuds as dead -
if it did the United States will be engulfed in fireOriginally posted by Rhonda:Say, just thought of this :
Fat is highly flammable - butter, oil, lard, ghee, etc.
So, does that make fat blokes highly flammable in summer too? -
Originally posted by av98m:if it did the United States will be engulfed in fire
It's just one of the bo liao thoughts that cross my mind many times a day.
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I always wonder how can someone gorge their face till they put on sooo much weight
What happened to self-respect