Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 22nd Edition
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stretching out the stomach or something
actually no.. the portions weren't that big.. just that i've overeaten
Originally posted by elindra:but but shouldn't u starve yourself so u can eat more on the 16th? -
Originally posted by the Bear:argh!!
damned fricken sleepy..
overate for lunch.. had chicken + roast pork rice and an order of bittergourd and pork rib soup
looks like you have your appetite back. congrats!! -
okay.. passed out for about 10 minutes in the office.. no one saw me
just to share this.. my fave letter to a customer EVER!
Dear Customer
Are you retarded? Seriously. Are you? Who the fuck in their right mind comes furniture shopping at 8:30pm with five kids all in their pajamas? Did you seriously wake them up to go shopping?? Of course, it's way out of line for me to ask your little crotch-droppings to stop running in the store! How dare I even look at your child? It's obvious that little Jimmy-Bob here is destined for greatness! Hell, one look at his lazy eye and child-sized mullet makes that perfectly clear!!
I noticed you had a little trouble with the price tags. You see, if there are BIG FUCKING BOLD LETTERS that say $300, the fucking bed is three hundred dollars!!! Is it really that god damn difficult??? Are you completely illiterate? What the fuck is your problem?
A few more things before we're done:
I don't give a rat's ass how much money you've spent at this store in the past. What do you want me to do, throw you a parade? Try going to Target and demanding that they give you something for free because you bought something else yesterday. Let me know how that works out.
If I tell you that we won't negotiate prices, I'm not fucking with you. My co-workers are going to tell you the exact same thing. There is no need to go up to each and every salesperson and ask for a discount on the same busted-ass nightstand that's already been knocked down $200 because only a stupid hick like you would ever consider buying it.
If one more asshole asks me how "the fuckin" is on a particular mattress, I am just going to snap. Believe it or not, having sex on each and every one of our in-stock mattresses was not part of my job training. Shocking, I know.
In closing,
Fuck you. Fuck your fat, ugly, toothless, inbred, donkey-fucking, chitlins-eating, brainless, hopeless, morbidly obese ass. Fuck your NASCAR-jacket wearing, buck-toothed, nasty ass, hillbilly husband. Fuck your malformed vaginal discharges that you call children. Most of all, fuck you. -
tell her "just because you r from bangla-land does not mean i from PRC"Originally posted by elindra:I agree with you
In other news, this sales person trying to sell me something kept asking me if I'm from China. I replied in English, no I'm not
She persisted and said I look PRC
Felt like slapping her -
Originally posted by the Bear:okay.. passed out for about 10 minutes in the office.. no one saw me
just to share this.. my fave letter to a customer EVER! -
wow that letter... one v frustrated employee
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What a lovely letter!
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help i wanna sleep
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help... i no mood to do my technical design specification... and it's due soon... really soon....
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ZZzzz
I'm supposed to call a customer to tell him some bad news
Been putting it off -
Picture of Bear, at Big Boy Toyz 2006, inside a Toyota Harrier 2.4
http://new.photos.yahoo.com/viciouskitty74/album/576460762364289141/photo/294928803889030332/0
Worse come to worse, you folks need to try to locate the yahoo album: viciouskitty74 -
c'est moi
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whoo whooo! titanic!
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Muahhaha that backseat's certainly roomy enough for a romp!
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Haha sizzling hot!!
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Folks here really stuffing me.
The folks here eats onions like nobody's business. I woke up with onion smell on my breath. Think can knock any criminal unconsious if there is one dare to mess with me. -
umm.Originally posted by the_don:whoo whooo! titanic!
actually I thought it reminded me of a particular bedroom scene in Autumn in New York : -
Onions are good for you but bad for your breatheOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:Folks here really stuffing me.
The folks here eats onions like nobody's business. I woke up with onion smell on my breath. Think can knock any criminal unconsious if there is one dare to mess with me. -
/wonders how the Harrier's suspension tested out
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typhoon durian hitting here at the moment, cannot go out cos its raining when it shouldnt be at this time of the year.
checked with my father's accountant. she might be able to bring me to a pub to do some dancing later. Papa is now in bangkok on business so I have a few days to run wild a bit.
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i go wild with my dad.Originally posted by viciouskitty74:typhoon durian hitting here at the moment, cannot go out cos its raining when it shouldnt be at this time of the year.
checked with my father's accountant. she might be able to bring me to a pub to do some dancing later. Papa is now in bangkok on business so I have a few days to run wild a bit. -
That sounds kinda wrong you knowOriginally posted by Pitot:i go wild with my dad. -
As long as u dun ttm it sounds sane.Originally posted by elindra:That sounds kinda wrong you know -
it's pitot..
he was singing like Michael Jackson just the other day.. who knows what kind of weirdo kinks he has -
I don't think I'm thinking too muchOriginally posted by Pitot:As long as u dun ttm it sounds sane.