Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 23rd Edition

• choco B

  12 Dec 06, 10:22

  Here in the company we have a somewhat Pro-family culture due to demographic of employees.
  
  When someone brings a child to the office, the ladies go ga-ga over them.
  *frantic phonecalls* "EEH, SUSAN is here with her daughter!! Go and see!!" *mass exodus*
  
  Last week when a secretary brought her 1 month old baby boy to the office, at least 3 ladies grabbed him from the mom and took turns carrying the boy.
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 10:24

  Originally posted by the_don:

  huh av... r u off topic or i dun get the joke

  I'm just making an observation.
• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 10:24

  hummm *looks around office* no chance of that happenning on my side. damn one less way to eat snake
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 10:25

  Originally posted by choco B:

  Here in the company we have a somewhat Pro-family culture due to demographic of employees.
  
  When someone brings a child to the office, the ladies go ga-ga over them.
  *frantic phonecalls* "EEH, SUSAN is here with her daughter!! Go and see!!" *mass exodus*
  
  Last week when a secretary brought her 1 month old baby boy to the office, at least 3 ladies grabbed him from the mom and took turns carrying the boy.

  
• kopiosatu

  12 Dec 06, 10:47

  12 more days!!!!
  
  i bought tickets for christmas EVE... for the first time, christmas celebrations without relatives
• kopiosatu

  12 Dec 06, 10:50

  my junior colleagues are fathers!!!
  
  sometimes during duty we spend the night talking about children.
  one of their kids is 3 already... i remember when we had family day 2+yrs back she was just a cute little bald baby.
  
  now she's a cute terror.
  
  then another colleague, i covered his ROM, his customarywedding day, went for his baby's first month, covered his friend's ROM and his baby was 5 months then.
  
  i was telling him how fast its going and he said i'm getting old.
• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 10:52

  erhm time to get urself a baby too?
• kopiosatu

  12 Dec 06, 10:55

  what, with my thai wife?
  
  let me located a wife first.
• the Bear

  12 Dec 06, 10:57

  (*&^$#
  
  boss has a LOT of nothing to say today
• udontknowme

  12 Dec 06, 10:58

  two sickos talkin
  
  lalalala....
• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:00

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  what, with my thai wife?
  
  let me located a wife first.

  latest craze is myammar wife. (pardon spelling i know it is wrong)
• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:00

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  (*&^$#
  
  boss has a LOT of nothing to say today

  she has a crush on u
• kopiosatu

  12 Dec 06, 11:01

  Originally posted by the_don:

  latest craze is myammar wife. (pardon spelling i know it is wrong)

  oh, but those guys use agencies.
  
  i fly to thailand personally to select
  
  12 more days for selection phase
• Fatum

  12 Dec 06, 11:02

  I AM clucky .... but I have no fatumnette ...
  
  yet ....
• Fatum

  12 Dec 06, 11:03

  
  the smaller babies are fine ... when they are not brawling that is ...
  
  it's those kids in the terrible twos that are a handful ...
• kopiosatu

  12 Dec 06, 11:04

  my colleague's printer couldn't print and he found batteries in it.
  
  he figured that his 2yr old (at that time) daughter put the batteries in because the printer wasn't switched on.
• the Bear

  12 Dec 06, 11:08

  usually, she terrorises my colleague...
  
  this week, my colleague is on leave so she has to nag at someone else
  
  back to work.. way too many things to do today...
  
  

  Originally posted by the_don:

  she has a crush on u

• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:09

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  oh, but those guys use agencies.
  
  i fly to thailand personally to select
  
  12 more days for selection phase

  
• the Bear

  12 Dec 06, 11:12

  what are you laughing at?
  
  at least he's not in denial unlike you going to china recently
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  

• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:14

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  oh, but those guys use agencies.
  
  i fly to thailand personally to select
  
  12 more days for selection phase

  u better ask them to scan for OVARIES before u buy
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:15

  Originally posted by the_don:

  u better ask them to scan for OVARIES before u buy

  
• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:15

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  what are you laughing at?
  
  at least he's not in denial unlike you going to china recently
  
  

  *ROFL*
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:16

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  what are you laughing at?
  
  at least he's not in denial unlike you going to china recently
  
  

  
• kopiosatu

  12 Dec 06, 11:17

  Originally posted by the_don:

  u better ask them to scan for OVARIES before u buy

  confirm have lah, its not as ah gua as most people think.
  
  just keep away from the touristy spots and everything will be back to normal.
  i'm actually very happy when alot of guys assume every thai girl could be male.
  
  i would have less competitors who have no idea what they're missing.
  
  and medical isn't cheap there.
  i had a 2000baht jab on my butt for food poisoning.
• Fatum

  12 Dec 06, 11:17

  
  I think a malaysian small town girl would still be the best ...