Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 23rd Edition

• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:29

  Originally posted by choco B:

  Cos we all lie to ourselves wad - "My kid will be different"
  
  Once you can tell that lie to yourself convincingly, you're ready to have a child!
  

  "My kid will be different"
  "My kid will be different"
  "My kid will be different"
  "My kid better not be gay if not i will burn his clothes and disown him"
  "My kid will be different"
  "My kid will be different"
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:29

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  you aren't?
  
  
  
  

  
• Fatum

  12 Dec 06, 11:30

  
  do you wear those tight mesh T-shirts before, during, or after your buddy building sessions, AV ? ....
• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:31

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i agree with dondon.. i'd volunteer to talk to the brats with the back of my hand..
  
  now, do you see why i say i'm an evil bastard around children?
  
  besides, children who can't behave should be muzzled and kept on a leash

  wah paing.. tx also said the same thing.. leashing and muzzling kids. what have 2 of u been up too eh? those nites when he goes out the moment the phone rings, has it been you??
• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:32

  Originally posted by av98m:

  the parents must be pulling their hair out.
  
  Mine thinks I could be gay

  tot u r?
• kopiosatu

  12 Dec 06, 11:33

  
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:33

  
• the Bear

  12 Dec 06, 11:33

  nope.. it's a common thought that runs through the minds of dudes.. my great friend of 31 years said the same thing..
  
  and about his nephew too
  
  as for av, the crew cut? hmmm...
  
  

  Originally posted by the_don:

  wah paing.. tx also said the same thing.. leashing and muzzling kids. what have 2 of u been up too eh? those nites when he goes out the moment the phone rings, has it been you??

• elindra

  12 Dec 06, 11:37

  Originally posted by the_don:

  me too. i can't stand it if the kids r like this. the first thing i though of is to slap them. but everyone says it would be different when it is your own. i hope they r right

  Yeah same here. I sure hope they are right because the first thing I feel like doing is slap them
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  the parents must be pulling their hair out.
  
  Mine thinks I could be gay

  Actually my SO's mum actually asked him if his brother is gay
• elindra

  12 Dec 06, 11:39

  Originally posted by the_don:

  wah paing.. tx also said the same thing.. leashing and muzzling kids. what have 2 of u been up too eh? those nites when he goes out the moment the phone rings, has it been you??

  I think I should make my SO talk to TX about naughty kids
  He said kids are cuter that way when naughty *piangz*
  
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:39

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Actually my SO's mum actually asked him if his brother is gay

  Mine did the same
  
  I think, if I were to ever get caught at home having sex with a woman by my mother, she'd celebrate and thank the gods.
• elindra

  12 Dec 06, 11:40

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Mine did the same
  
  I think, if I were to ever get caught at home having sex with a woman by my mother, she'd celebrate and thank the gods.

  
  She will make you marry that woman too
• the Bear

  12 Dec 06, 11:40

  dunno why it popped into my head... but av, did you go get your hair cut by David Gan?
  
  trying to emulate his hairstyle?
  
  anyway, i know who that fella is because the other section tried to get him to be their spokesman.. i found out and collapsed into uncontrollable laughter for about 5 minutes.. i think my inability to contain myself did the trick.. they decided not to get him
• elindra

  12 Dec 06, 11:41

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  dunno why it popped into my head... but av, did you go get your hair cut by David Gan?
  
  trying to emulate his hairstyle?
  
  anyway, i know who that fella is because the other section tried to get him to be their spokesman.. i found out and collapsed into uncontrollable laughter for about 5 minutes.. i think my inability to contain myself did the trick.. they decided not to get him

  If AV went to David Gan to shave his head, he got gipped BIG TIME
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:42

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  dunno why it popped into my head... but av, did you go get your hair cut by David Gan?
  
  trying to emulate his hairstyle?
  
  anyway, i know who that fella is because the other section tried to get him to be their spokesman.. i found out and collapsed into uncontrollable laughter for about 5 minutes.. i think my inability to contain myself did the trick.. they decided not to get him

  I am not in the correct income bracket to get my hair cut by david gan ok.
  
  
  
  david gan as your spokesman?!!!!
  which idiot came up with that bright idea??!!
• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:43

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Actually my SO's mum actually asked him if his brother is gay

  
  
  that reminds me of an old old incident with my close fren's parents. They sat her down one day and asked her, straight faced, if she was gay (Her hair cut is like those of a guy). They even offered to send her for counselling sessions . Her reply? "Look at don, long hair but also so tomboy. She is not gay"
• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:44

  Originally posted by elindra:

  I think I should make my SO talk to TX about naughty kids
  He said kids are cuter that way when naughty *piangz*
  

  
  
  i think ur SO need a bit of TX and TX needs a bit of your SO
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:44

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  She will make you marry that woman too

  
  
  *scraps the plan to let his mother walk in on him having sex so that she will stop asking him if he is gay*
• the Bear

  12 Dec 06, 11:45

  a con-man-sultant suggested it..
  
  being unable to discern good taste from outright stupidity, they were actually thinking of doing it..
  
  let's just say that in a separate incident yesterday, a different person actually liked the idea of a flyer being half bandung pink bleeding into blue.. these are the tastes of the people i have to work with
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I am not in the correct income bracket to get my hair cut by david gan ok.
  
  
  
  david gan as your spokesman?!!!!
  which idiot came up with that bright idea??!!

• choco B

  12 Dec 06, 11:45

  Just leave your porn lying around
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  
  *scraps the plan to let his mother walk in on him having sex so that she will stop asking him if he is gay*

• elindra

  12 Dec 06, 11:45

  Originally posted by the_don:

  
  
  i think ur SO need a bit of TX and TX needs a bit of your SO

  
  Somehow I think between the 2 of us, if we have a kid I have this sinking feeling that I'll be the evil parent who punishes the kid
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:46

  Originally posted by choco B:

  Just leave your porn lying around
  

  I deleted all of it a while back.
• av98m

  12 Dec 06, 11:46

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  a con-man-sultant suggested it..
  
  being unable to discern good taste from outright stupidity, they were actually thinking of doing it..
  
  let's just say that in a separate incident yesterday, a different person actually liked the idea of a flyer being half bandung pink bleeding into blue.. these are the tastes of the people i have to work with
  
  

  
  
  hmm....bandung pink...david gan...........I'm getting a disturbing vibe about the guys at your workplace
• choco B

  12 Dec 06, 11:46

  Doesn't anyone READ anymore??

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I deleted all of it a while back.

• the_don

  12 Dec 06, 11:48

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  a con-man-sultant suggested it..
  
  being unable to discern good taste from outright stupidity, they were actually thinking of doing it..
  
  let's just say that in a separate incident yesterday, a different person actually liked the idea of a flyer being half bandung pink bleeding into blue.. these are the tastes of the people i have to work with
  
  

  ah soo..... like they say, hot air rises