Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 23rd Edition
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ooh, LEAVE
i forgot about that, mine starts on the 22nd! -
63 more days to CNY...
Oh no...
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coming friday, i don't go back to work until the new year starts
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bear, i'm using the newer type of passport.
but i don't know why the scanner can't read it at the airport.
and i have to go through the normal way. -
bloody heck.. go comprain!
i don't really know.. the scanner should read because it's just OCR.. or is it your thumbprint?Originally posted by kopiosatu:bear, i'm using the newer type of passport.
but i don't know why the scanner can't read it at the airport.
and i have to go through the normal way. -
no thumbprint leh, its the >>>>>>>20-3814-812>>>>>q340Originally posted by the Bear:bloody heck.. go comprain!
i don't really know.. the scanner should read because it's just OCR.. or is it your thumbprint?
or looks like something like that. -
strange.. because it's OCR.. should not have problems reading..
mostly the problems come from the thumbprint.. too dry, too wet, kena worn out..
i'll go ask if they are thinking of souping up the system so it reads the chip in the biometric passport..
try again when you travel?
mine works and it's the old one -
damn... ok, 8 more days to try again
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now why do I feel vaguely ashamed of the Chinese National thread in speaker's corner ? ...
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let it go.. can't legislate for stupidityOriginally posted by Fatum:now why do I feel vaguely ashamed of the Chinese National thread in speaker's corner ? ...
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*burps .......
demolished a can of stewed pig trotters with rice .......
ahhhhhh .............
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*clap clap*Originally posted by the Bear:can't believe i wrote 8 nonsensical rhymes -
I'm so looking forward to CNY...Originally posted by sbst275:9 more days to Christmas...
63 more days to Chinese New Year
.......yeah, right!
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thing is, i'm not doing shifts anymore.. can't run away from the lunacy of the Lunar New Year..
i'll just be rude and sleep at home
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Oh, ya hor.... can't escape the kp questions:Originally posted by the Bear:thing is, i'm not doing shifts anymore.. can't run away from the lunacy of the Lunar New Year..
i'll just be rude and sleep at home
- where's ur gf?
- oh, no gf? When r u getting a gf?
- U no longer work shift ah....so how much money do u earn?
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buay tahan, feeling itchy.
feel like going suntec now -
time to sleep until it is time to eat
time to rest until it is time to meet
to sleep perchance to dream
eating crab like a well oiled team
so off to sleep i will go
to dream that crab of snow
of spanner crab full of roe
yummy yummy i know!
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exactly..
so i am rude and go sleep..
i think even when i find Mrs Bear, i'll not subject her to those things unless she wants to...
i'd rather take her on holiday
going to sleep now..
Originally posted by Wanda:Oh, ya hor.... can't escape the kp questions:
- where's ur gf?
- oh, no gf? When r u getting a gf?
- U no longer work shift ah....so how much money do u earn?
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Something i dug out from the past
Sians Tabloids Weekly(sometimes have sometimes dont have) ONS Edition
Ever stood so long and felt so tired n numb in ur legs that you could just sit down on the floor in the middle of anywhere? Even if you are standing in a puddle of muddy grimy water?
Look no further, for STW will teach you in these easy steps in how to stand for one night without even feeling tired!
Steps to One Night Stand(ing)
[b]Step 1 - Check into our forums frequently.
Step 2 - Interact with the siansters/owls via forum threads.
Step 3 - Make yourself known POSITIVELY.
Step 4 - After you make yourself known, look out for the next upcoming outings to take part in.
Step 5 - Put your name into the outing name list (if present).
Step 6 - Make sure YOU GO.
At the outing
Step 1 - Bring a friend if you are introverted, preferably a pretty girl, a handsome guy or a hairy chest guy who is good looking. If you are extroverted, you can also bring along plenty of pretty girls, handsome guys and a couple of hairy chests apes along. If you wish to go alone, you are always welcome.
Step 2 - Make sure you are standing on both legs in order to conserve your energy for the rest of the night.
Step 3 - Do not hesitate to introduce the pretty girl(s), handsome guy(s) or those hairy chest ape(s).
Step 4 - Smoke. At this moment you would have spent about 45 minutes introducing your friends to us and weariness in your legs and lower back is creeping in, shift your body's weight to one leg and remain an upright non-slouching posture.
Step 5 - Include yourself into the group's conversations, so that you will have an idea how the group is like, what might be happening next. Ie. Listen and react. As you listen you can shift your body weight from one to leg to another, but please do not have big movements, do it inconspicuously and naturally, hey you want to stand the whole night right?
Step 6 - Dont be afraid to make jokes, it can be really cold or something nobody understand, at least in da future people can refer to you as, "Oh! That one ah... the jokes cannot understand one izzit?!" Another point is also that you can take your mind off your tired legs and aching lower back by cracking your inbecile mind for jokes to entertain people, but the truth is you are just trying to move your body enough to relax your legs and lower back.
Step 7 - Smoke. At this point, it is advisable that you lean against something to conserve the energy for the next 10 hours. Wriggle your toes, your fingers or your nose! Whatever can take your mind off your weary legs. Remember any consipicuous methods of resting your legs are strictly prohibited ie. sitting or squatting.
Step 8 - Always include yourself in the group's activities (especially non-smoking guys).
Step 9 - Walk with the group, not in front or behind. Do not let people know that you are tired after all the standing, by walking in front you show you are eager and anxious to get to the next point of rest and by walking behind you are portraying weariness.
Step 10 - Show that you enjoy their company and make sure you mean it.
Step 11 - Always stay for supper and "aftermath" programs. If not they call OWLS for what?! In this case, remain standing, you have another 6 hours to go! Keep it up!
Step 12 - Let everyone know subtly when you are free to join them for their outings again, or you can always choose the, "EH! When is the next outing ah?! I very free leh!" Let people know how much you like to stand.
Now that you know what to do, go ahead! Join the outings, have no fear, 'cos you can always print this ultimate standing guide editon of STW and bring along with you for outings. -
*wince !.......
Tsssssss ! .............
I poked a hole in my left nostril with the nose hair trimmers ...
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watching Bourdain in Chiangmai now..
watching him eat his way through everything and nothing, not chillis or weird food slows him down... now, THAT is one heck of a dude
i like it when he refuses the hotel food
the ads have Nigella Lawson.. and she IS aptly named the "Domestic Goddess"
back to Chiangmai.. i wonder if i should visit -
Chagmai arh. Come lor.
But then, you need to start work at new year, if not, can host you there liao.
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Dear diary,
yesterday, I didnt sleep well and thus woke up too early. Then the comps wasnt working well so I cant come online.
Then hor...I went and took a nap and woke up late at 2 pm.
Then we went and drop little sister off at her school, there was so sort of school function/meet at the Stadium nearby her school.
Stepmother brought me to the stadium where she & her brother had set up those make shift stalls to sell 1) Bamboo steam rice & 2) icey orangejuices.
Stepmother also dragged me to see the processions of students into the stadium. There was so many beautiful gals and cute cute little angels marching into the stadium!
(Stall was set up just behind the stadium). Lots and lots of enterprising parents has also set up similiar makeshift food stalls behind the stadium.
It rained around 8pm but nothing that a good hot shower back home wouldnt cure. To bad the hot water wasnt working back home. Slept fitfully. I think I need to remove that pillow. Its either too hard or I am simply not comfy with the height. -
supposed to work later..
it's raining really really hard..
supposed to be outdoors...
wonder if the thing is still on?
($*#
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Just came back from the Central Festival Phuket Shopping Mall.
The neighbours was burning rubbishes behind us and the smoke drifted into the aircon office.
In the end, Stepmother bundled little sis to her school and me and her went sort of window shopping.
Was browsing in their book shop. Everything ws in Thai. i was picking a book of Eragon hoping to hide at some cooffee bean joint to read. In the end, gave up! I dont read Thai!
Went and brought 2scoops of expensive home made ice cream on Waffle cone for 85 baht.. Rum & raisin and Cherry Martinee
Rum & raisin is fantastic! Will tell kester to stop eating at Swensons Thailand. The Run & Raisin I tried at the Shopping Mall has the kick of Rum! Swensons just can taste the raisin.