Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 24th Edition
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wa liaozOriginally posted by elindra:Well, the person who pays the price talks
If you want to subsidise the people, you do it Mr Government don't get companies to do it
Like this they'd rather export the sugar -
You should listen to all the freudian slips he makes during his speechesOriginally posted by shinta:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
now i get it -
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
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Does this imply that Saddam is used as a scapegoat?Originally posted by the Bear:"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
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Originally posted by sbst275:Does this imply that Saddam is used as a scapegoat?
He's the freudian slip king -
"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006
"I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy." --George W. Bush, interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Sept. 24, 2006 (Watch video clip)
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Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die.
-- Dubya's attempt to explain that he understands the tough sacrifices being made in the Iraq war, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006 -
"We're never been stay the course, George." --George W. Bush, attempting to distance himself from what has been his core strategy in Iraq for the last three years, interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, Oct. 22, 2006
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Originally posted by av98m:"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006
"I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy." --George W. Bush, interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Sept. 24, 2006 (Watch video clip)
This shit is so funny you cannot make it up
Always saying the wrong thingsOriginally posted by elindra:Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die.
-- Dubya's attempt to explain that he understands the tough sacrifices being made in the Iraq war, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006 -
i read liao i dun understand wtf he's sayin..
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Because the — all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers.
For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those — changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be — or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled."
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"You work three jobs? Â… Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
And now some father and son comparisons
The Call of the Wild
"If you're worried about caribou, take a look at the arguments that were used about the pipeline. They'd say the caribou would be extinct. You've got to shake them away with a stick. They're all making love lying up against the pipeline and you got thousands of caribou up there." —George Bush Sr., speaking in 1991 about the Alaskan pipeline
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000 -
The Dangers of Microphones
"These, they're very dangerous. They trap you. Especially these furry ones...it's these furry guys that get you in real trouble. They can reach out and listen to something so — keep it respectful here." —George Bush Sr., speaking to Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1991 about the need to be careful when speaking near open microphones
"There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times." —George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000
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Linguistic Abilities
"Fluency in English is something that I'm often not accused of." —George Bush Sr., in 1989
"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia — I never interviewed her." —George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000, denying a magazine article's claim that he suffers from dyslexia
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Mistake My Wife, Please
"It has been said by some cynic, maybe it was a former president, 'If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.' Well, we took them literally — that advice — as you know. But I didn't need that because I have Barbara Bush." —George Bush Sr., in 1989
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." —George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000
Freudian Slips
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks." —George Bush Sr., in 1988
"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then." —George W. Bush, reflecting in 1994 about growing up in Midland, Texas -
It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
-- Wait a second. Wouldn't we want to put those people into harm's way? Otherwise, we'd kinda be helping them. Prime Time Press Conference, White House, Apr. 28, 2005 -
WASHINGTON POST: Why do you think bin Laden has not been caught?
DUBYA: Because he's hiding.
-- Dubya offers a ludicrous answer to a serious question, interview with Michael A. Fletcher and Jim VandeHei of the Washington Post, aboard Air Force One, Jan. 14, 2005 -
This said by Dubya
This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates, these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th. -
Combating International Terrorism
"When I need a little advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music." —George Bush Sr., in 1991
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.'' —George W. Bush, in Aug. 2000
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Riding the Wave of the Future
"High tech is potent, precise, and in the end, unbeatable. The truth is, it reminds a lot of people of the way I pitch horseshoes. Would you believe some of the people? Would you believe our dog? Look, I want to give the high-five symbol to high tech." —George Bush Sr., in 1989
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" —George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000 -
On the Couch
"To kind of suddenly try to get my hair colored, and dance up and down in a miniskirt or do something, you know, show that I've got a lot of jazz out there and drop a bunch of one-liners, I'm running for the president of the United States...I kind of think I'm a scintillating kind of fellow." —George Bush Sr., in 1988
"Actually, I — this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about — when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." —George W. Bush, in May 2000 -
Originally posted by elindra:
This said by Dubya
This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates, these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended[b] February the 30th.
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The man talks like a raving lunatic LOL
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Yeah, the comedians can't make up any stuff funnier than what he says in real life.Originally posted by choco B:The man talks like a raving lunatic LOL
They were sad to see Clinton go, figuring bush will provide less material to work with...boy were they wrong!!!!!!! -
for a guy that says "I hear voices"Originally posted by choco B:The man talks like a raving lunatic LOL
How sane do you expect him to be -
I think his speechwriter and press secretary must contemplate suicide on a daily basis. Maybe his director of communiations too.Originally posted by elindra:for a guy that says "I hear voices"
How sane do you expect him to be
His daily brief has be in 2 to 3 word bullet points instead of complete sentences. -
He .....did...??Originally posted by elindra:for a guy that says "I hear voices"
How sane do you expect him to be