Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 24th Edition
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instructional lah!!
besides, when i want to intimidate people, it's not through growling.. it's more a Hannibal Lector type of intimidation...
thank goodness for good vendors...
just got a reply from another who is going to print some flyers for us.. 4 changes of design, lots of changes in text and a lot of other minor changes.. all within a week, without a complaint by them...
will be using them again and again
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I think Discovery or National Geographics were showing it last night
Apparently, a germ free environment is a key to non-obesity
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U guys are not getting the stingray skin wallets.
am going to wrapped the soaps in newspaper for you guys. -
He was clueless..as usualOriginally posted by av98m:ELAINE QUIJANO (CNN): Thank you, Mr. President. You talk about the U.S. government and the Iraqi government working closely together on benchmarks. I'm wondering, sir, why was Prime Minister Maliki not at the news conference yesterday with General Casey and Ambassador Khalilzad? Would that not have sent a strong message about there being a very close level of cooperation between the two governments?
DUBYA: Elaine, I have no idea why he wasn't there.
QUIJANO: Was he invited, sir?
DUBYA: I have no idea. I'm not the scheduler of news conferences.
-- Ahh, well that explains it. White House, Oct. 25, 2006
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bullshitOriginally posted by laurence82:I think Discovery or National Geographics were showing it last night
Apparently, a germ free environment is a key to non-obesity
not overating and sitting on the couch in front of the fucking TV all the time is the key to non-obesity -
that one.. because of the 1.5kg of germs living in your gut...
if that 1.5kg is taken away, you'd be 1.5kg lighter and you will not be able to digest your food properly causing you to be malnourised thereby losing weightOriginally posted by laurence82:I think Discovery or National Geographics were showing it last night
Apparently, a germ free environment is a key to non-obesity -
oopsOriginally posted by the_don:ssshhhh not so loud!
hihi don don -
*smacks ah lau with a large troutOriginally posted by laurence82:oops
hihi don don
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Originally posted by the Bear:
Can do. We have some fat dress up tai tai screaming hysterically at you in a dark room with you sitting at a table with a single florocent light overhead.
[b]instructional lah!!
besides, when i want to intimidate people, it's not through growling.. it's more a Hannibal Lector type of intimidation...
And you holding on to some papers.
Then after the screaming, you quietly says: Are you Done?
Then you spread the papers on the table, with her eyes open wide wide at the papers on the table.
Then you go over to where she is slumped and guide her out of the door by her elbows.
At the door, You let her stand herself and deliver a smashing kick at her backside.
Door was ajar softly after her departure and you go flip your jacket off the chairback and walk out with the jacket slung over your shoulders. -
And they are really good soap.
Had a chunk of them in my bag and it scents up the room nicely.
Instead of smelling of dogs, my bed area now smells of soap smells. -
Hmmm...thoughts of the day.
I forgot that I had the leather strap and the thumb ring on the neck this morning.
Was really figuring it absentmindedly. Then I just realised what I was fingering and is now typing the action down.
I need to go floss my teeth liao. -
must... not... lose... temper...
each time i look at the damned script, in order to comment about it to the bloody vendor, i feel my blood pressure rise and there's this red haze developing..
must... not... lose.. temper... -
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Took this off the stormriders forum:-
Beer Study
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female Hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer Consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.
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anyway, read in the papers Gong Li apparently had some wardrobe malfunction recently. must search for the pics at home tonight. cannot do this kind of thing on office pc -
wonderfulOriginally posted by the Bear:
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I think the whole family here has some sort of obsesion wth soap.
I brought some soaps.
My stepmother helped me buy some more soaps
And I saw a pack of Dettol Soap on the Drinks counter, the watch gift was missing, but the soaps still unopened.
Then I found another stack of really small soaps in a transparent hotel hair cover; on the drinks counter. The stacks of small soaps has the name of a hotel. Its tucked with the coffee/milo satchets. -
i see a red door
and i want to paint it black
no colours anymore
i want them to turn black
i see the girls walk by
dressed in their summer clothes
i have to turn my head
until my darkness goes
after reading the stinker of a script, i feel this way
these people could take the worst script in the world like the world's worst movie ever, Titanic, and make it worse -
Your family must be like, super clean?Originally posted by viciouskitty74:I think the whole family here has some sort of obsesion wth soap.
I brought some soaps.
My stepmother helped me buy some more soaps
And I saw a pack of Dettol Soap on the Drinks counter, the watch gift was missing, but the soaps still unopened.
Then I found another stack of really small soaps in a transparent hotel hair cover; on the drinks counter. The stacks of small soaps has the name of a hotel. Its tucked with the coffee/milo satchets. -
Strangest thing, I was trying to do the laundry just now.Originally posted by av98m:Your family must be like, super clean?
Gave up in the end cos I cannot find the laundry detergent!!! -
Can anyone remembers living inthe kampong, and the soap we use?
Imperial Leather or that green paper Parrot Brand? -
Ok...so the script dont have girls in their skimpy colourful clothes?Originally posted by the Bear:i see a red door
and i want to paint it black
no colours anymore
i want them to turn black
i see the girls walk by
dressed in their summer clothes
i have to turn my head
until my darkness goes
after reading the stinker of a script, i feel this way
these people could take the worst script in the world like the world's worst movie ever, Titanic, and make it worse -
maybe they use soap and washboardOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:Strangest thing, I was trying to do the laundry just now.
Gave up in the end cos I cannot find the laundry detergent!!! -
bearie... is there any clause in your contract with the vendor that says they will be penalized if they cannot deliver what was required?
if your vendor is giving u a hard time by not doing wat they should do, just make their life miserable -
I think problem is, bear wants to get this shit settled before he goes on leave, or his higher ups are also going to make his life miserable.Originally posted by the_don:bearie... is there any clause in your contract with the vendor that says they will be penalized if they cannot deliver what was required?
if your vendor is giving u a hard time by not doing wat they should do, just make their life miserable
I become very hostile when crap at work threatens my planned leave