Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 27th Edition

• elindra

  6 Feb 07, 15:20

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I was reading this article on hearing loss and how to prevent it, they had a list of common types of noise we are exposed to and the average loudness levels in decibels (less than 80 being relatively safe, 90 and more being VERY bad).
  
  A typical child screaming is rated at 120 decibels

  Haha I don't think the people around me are helpful about having kids
  They all go:
  
  "Don't have kids too young you will regret it"
• the Bear

  6 Feb 07, 15:21

  stop paying for anti-virus progs when one of the best out there is free.. go look up AVG.. that's good stuff..
  
  

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Heh heh heh....now my laptop ganna trojan. I think tomorrow give back to brother in law and ask him to renew subscriptions to clear out the spyware.
  
  Was reading thru the offshore excursions for the 19-23 Cruise.
  
  Will depart from LongBeach LA.
  
  Stop one day at Catalina Island (Nothing there leh, just island.)
  
  Stop 2nd day at Baja Mexico (Now.....I eyeing the ATV Advanture Ride thru grounds & stops at winyards for lunch and wine)
  
  Then back at LongBeach LA again. I get a full day to explore LongBeach but nothing seems to be interesting leh.

• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:22

  Originally posted by av98m:

  A typical child screaming is rated at 120 decibels

  Brother in law was commenting on the screaming earlier in the Van. Little gal screams are not as piercing as little boy when he was going thru that stage.
  
  My brother in law quite funny leh....he keeps talking to little boy like little boy is an adult. Like..."No! Dont push Mei Mei!"; 'Boy, I told you to come down, you just wont listen!"
  
  Unfortunately....little children do listen.....they just dont follow instructions.
• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:23

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Haha I don't think the people around me are helpful about having kids
  They all go:
  
  "Don't have kids too young you will regret it"

  Last nite, my sister was advising her new sister in law. "Have kids early; now that I am 31, I find that I no longer has the strength to keep up with running after the children."
• elindra

  6 Feb 07, 15:26

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Last nite, my sister was advising her new sister in law. "Have kids early; now that I am 31, I find that I no longer has the strength to keep up with running after the children."

  I wonder if they have a law here about kids on a lease ><
• choco B

  6 Feb 07, 15:29

  IMO if it's only about stamina, that can be trained and maintained.
• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:36

  Originally posted by elindra:

  I wonder if they have a law here about kids on a lease ><

  Its actually not a bad invention. And no. No law against it. Its a body harness.
  
  Its just socially not accepted by Silliporeans.
  
  Otherwise, i agree its okay. Say you from your back ache from bending down all day.
  
  My back is starting to ache nowadays, from carrying both the kids randomly and running after them, walking them up stairs & following them under barricades, into tunnels & squeezing into their little playhouse.
• the Bear

  6 Feb 07, 15:36

  i think av would recommend spraying himself with insecticide
  
  

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  WD40? Spray in the keyhole and on your keys.

• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:38

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i think av would recommend spraying himself with insecticide
  
  

  And scares off potential Mrs AV???
• the Bear

  6 Feb 07, 15:38

  sure or not?
  
  i've seen children here on leashes
  
  anyway, has anyone watched Dune? the movie by David Lynch?
  
  can try The Voice on the children.. scare them into obedience
• elindra

  6 Feb 07, 15:39

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Its actually not a bad invention. And no. No law against it. Its a body harness.
  
  Its just socially not accepted by Silliporeans.
  
  Otherwise, i agree its okay. Say you from your back ache from bending down all day.
  
  My back is starting to ache nowadays, from carrying both the kids randomly and running after them, walking them up stairs & following them under barricades, into tunnels & squeezing into their little playhouse.

  Haha I am even more out of shape
  I have not been exercising at all and being a total bum
• the Bear

  6 Feb 07, 15:40

  hmmm.. hey! av!! the kitten says you should hunt down stella as a potential Mrs av
  
  
  
  muahahahahahahaha!!
  
  this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen suggested to av
  
  
  
  

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  And scares off potential Mrs AV???

• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:40

  Originally posted by choco B:

  IMO if it's only about stamina, that can be trained and maintained.

  I am the fat lazy auntie. Was & still am.
  
  Sis was the sporty slim very disciplined younger prettier sib.
• InnoHippo

  6 Feb 07, 15:41

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i've seen children here on leashes
  
  

  they deserve the leashes .......
  
  i've seen children here biting their parents
• elindra

  6 Feb 07, 15:41

  Hmmm body harness huh
  It's a good invention
  Prefers your kid from running out of sight in crowded places
• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:42

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  hmmm.. hey! av!! the kitten says you should hunt down stella as a potential Mrs av
  

  Thailands has the best doctors. They create legends. And its cheap.
• the Bear

  6 Feb 07, 15:42

  hmmm.. time to go design and invent a child-muzzle.. something like the Hannibal Lector mask
  
  

  Originally posted by InnoHippo:

  they deserve the leashes .......
  
  i've seen children here biting their parents

• choco B

  6 Feb 07, 15:43

  Can expect to lose weight from your stay there! With the cold & all the exercise.
  

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  I am the fat lazy auntie. Was & still am.
  
  Sis was the sporty slim very disciplined younger prettier sib.

• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:45

  Originally posted by InnoHippo:

  they deserve the leashes .......
  
  i've seen children here biting their parents

  Little gal is now following in her 'Gor Gor' style and starts swinging her arms for some stretching exercise.
  
  Little boy now likes to swing and hit his parents face. even after repeated "No! Dont hit mama/papa!" He still does that.
  
  those straits jackets may be more appropriate.
• elindra

  6 Feb 07, 15:45

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  hmmm.. time to go design and invent a child-muzzle.. something like the Hannibal Lector mask
  
  

  You might get ppl ranting at you for child abuse
• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:47

  Originally posted by choco B:

  Can expect to lose weight from your stay there! With the cold & all the exercise.
  

  Thing is, I am not sweating. And it didnt help that I am retaining water.
  
  In fact, this auntie is getting fatter by the day. Finishing off the last night leftovers & the kids leftovers.
  
  I now sports a triple chin.
• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:49

  Originally posted by elindra:

  You might get ppl ranting at you for child abuse

  And parents giving bows to him & shaking his hands whenever they sees him. Its true. Never underestimate the horrors of parenthood.
• elindra

  6 Feb 07, 15:49

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Thing is, I am not sweating. And it didnt help that I am retaining water.
  
  In fact, this auntie is getting fatter by the day. Finishing off the last night leftovers & the kids leftovers.
  
  I now sports a triple chin.

  
  I got rid of all my water retention by getting food poisoning
  Never felt so water free before
• viciouskitty74

  6 Feb 07, 15:50

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  I got rid of all my water retention by getting food poisoning
  Never felt so water free before

  I gain back all when I recover enough to cook for them.
• InnoHippo

  6 Feb 07, 15:51

  aiyah ..... just use the well-tested weapon of generations .......
  
  the CANE