Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 28th Edition
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I also known a lot of those kinda friends...Originally posted by Fatum:don't worry lah ... one of my sis' friends tried to commit suicide by swallowing 25 panadols at one go and she didn't die ....
But after my experiences with my own mother. I no longer feels panicky. -
that case was over some boyfriend issue ....Originally posted by viciouskitty74:I also known a lot of those kinda friends...
But after my experiences with my own mother. I no longer feels panicky.
I can only shake my head ......
my sis rushed down to hospital at 2am ....
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Goes to show your sis had no experience with this kinda females.Originally posted by Fatum:that case was over some boyfriend issue ....
I can only shake my head ......
my sis rushed down to hospital at 2am ....
I would prefer to let them stew in their hospital bed.
Or something else helps.
Got my ex ex tenant who did took the pills thingy and was sent to hospital.
Lots of us folks visited her. But after one guy, who had a accident riding to hospital cos of visiting her. He ended up in the same hopital as her but his injuries taking more then a year to recover.
She no longers tries that stunt or I have never heard her trying it anymore. -
They like to have the contents pumped out from their stomach?
What can I say. >< -
methinks that attempt wasn't even serious ....Originally posted by elindra:They like to have the contents pumped out from their stomach?
What can I say. ><
that girl just wanted attention ...
in the end the guy didn't even give a flying fark, it was the girl friends who clucked around like so many mother hens ... -
Actually I used to have a classmate who is this dramaticOriginally posted by Fatum:methinks that attempt wasn't even serious ....
that girl just wanted attention ...
in the end the guy didn't even give a flying fark, it was the girl friends who clucked around like so many mother hens ...
Everytime the guy wants to break up with her
She will go to his flat and kick up a ruckus and threatened to jump down
That time in poly I see her go thru 3 bfs and she was still alive and kicking
Btw she is super emo and very scary
Everyone stayed out of her way Cos she can just go nuts on you -
This kind every guy's worst nightmare.Originally posted by elindra:Actually I used to have a classmate who is this dramatic
Everytime the guy wants to break up with her
She will go to his flat and kick up a ruckus and threatened to jump down
That time in poly I see her go thru 3 bfs and she was still alive and kicking
Btw she is super emo and very scary
Everyone stayed out of her way Cos she can just go nuts on you
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A friend emailed this to me. Have fun reading it!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. -
Well, i tried with a box of panadols in my teens...its didnt kill me.Originally posted by Fatum:methinks that attempt wasn't even serious ....
that girl just wanted attention ...
in the end the guy didn't even give a flying fark, it was the girl friends who clucked around like so many mother hens ...
And my mother was even more dramatic. From drinking soap water, detergents and cutting herself with a chopper...
I've grown ruthless. I believe, that the only ones that really meant to kill themself, will just throw themself off the 12th storeys...and aim to lay at concrete walkways instead of the grass. -
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I think I have her number some where
AV want me to introduce you to her? -
Originally posted by elindra:
I think I have her number some where
AV want me to introduce you to her? no.
She might do a fatal attraction on me and cook my Chinchilla >.
But she must be quite chio i guess, if not how come can go through so many boyfriends even though she's nuts? -
*&^$#
it's hotter than hades here
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Ok looking laOriginally posted by av98m: no.
But she must be quite chio i guess, if not how come can go through so many boyfriends even though she's nuts?
skinny
I wouldn't say she is chio leh
Maybe she is those who 'change face' once you are her bf
I dunno leh
She tells people her intimate details too for some reason
I think all the girls in class know about the time her bf's mum caught them in the act of heavy petting at her ex-bf home >< -
Normal mah. Girls will tells girls these stuffs.Originally posted by elindra:She tells people her intimate details too for some reason
I think all the girls in class know about the time her bf's mum caught them in the act of heavy petting at her ex-bf home >< -
Bear,
again, thanks for the ear diggers. they arrived today on Valentines Day in OC California.
You are soooo sooo sweet.
how, not to lust after you? -
Sorry lor only to close friends but not to the whole class ><Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Normal mah. Girls will tells girls these stuffs. -
errr...how big is your class?Originally posted by elindra:Sorry lor only to close friends but not to the whole class >< -
very easily.. i feel like hammered crap right now.. my eyes are bloodshot and my face is spiky...
and i'm dead tired
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Hmmm I can't rememberOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:errr...how big is your class?
But that was in poly
15 - 20 people I think -
i will not name names.
but i had a g/f who loves to tells me intimate details about her sex with her bf.
From what positions, what g strings she likes and she keeps flashing me pics of her, which she takes herself, or she took with some local celebrity and regales me about who she knows, how she and her celebrity friends thingy.
I told her, not once, but a lot of times...
Unless she intro her b/f for me to see, then I dont want to hear about them.
Cos.....it felt like they were imagery boyfriends then real boyfriends. And celebrities? I am not interested in them....so stop piling me with information I dont need. -
I think its normal...I've known people who can accuse me of jealous of their relationships when I disapprove.Originally posted by elindra:Hmmm I can't remember
But that was in poly
15 - 20 people I think
So I've learnt to stay away from classmates. -
I didn't think it's normal cos so far no one does that except for herOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:I think its normal...I've known people who can accuse me of jealous of their relationships when I disapprove.
So I've learnt to stay away from classmates.
Not in secondary school
Not in poly
Not in Uni
Then again it might be the people I know -
look what this dog-rapist wrote
Want to increase S'pore population? Here's how
Today –15 Feb 2007, p16
Letter from seah leong khai
I am surprised at the Government's vision of increasing the population to 6.5 million from the current 4.5 million.
As I see it, unless Singapore opens its floodgate to immigrants, it is near impossible to achieve this target. With our low birth rate, Singaporeans are not even reproducing enough to replace ourselves. There are many reasons for this.
Nowadays, Singapore men and women get married in the later years of their lives. There are many who choose to stay single. Other than for medical reasons, there are also many couples who do not want to have children.
How do you arrest this problem? Even though the Government has given these people more carrots such as tax incentives, baby bonus and longer maternity leave, the baby shortage situation remains.
I believe it is time to dish out some sticks such as imposing more income tax on older singles who refuse to marry and able-bodied childless couples.
Another way is to attract more foreign women who are qualified and who share similar cultural and social background to come to Singapore and allow them to marry the locals. Offer them permanent residence status and citizenship if they can produce two or more children. -
sad.Originally posted by fudgester:No... it had nothing to do with me....
If you don't mind, I'd rather not talk about it.... I already lost a good friend two years ago when he tossed himself off the top of a HDB block. I can still feel the weight of his soul on my conscience.
The prospect of nearly losing another friend through suicide is pretty hard on me.
If you don't mind.... I'd like some time alone.
its not your fualt