Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 28th Edition
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YAH LOROriginally posted by Wanda:I thot AV did say "Hot".
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probably some rich idiot who has no idea about eh costs and impossibilities others faceOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:Okay...2 against 1 at the moment.
2 for the writer being single and desperate.
1 for the writer being married and has no idea of the costs of children. -
SHOCK
You want to sell the children ah?
Originally posted by Wanda:*Hears cash registers / calculators going ka-ching, ka-ching!!! * -
DO IT FOR THE COUNTRY !
Originally posted by av98m:
[b]AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH[/b] -
Originally posted by Fatum:well ... they all don't have to be like miss tama sick ...
there are the likes of condi ....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH -
-plays propaganda music while AV gets jiggy with powerful women-Originally posted by choco B:DO IT FOR THE COUNTRY ! -
STAND UP, STAND UP FOR SINGAPORE!!Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:-plays propaganda music while AV gets jiggy with powerful women-
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hey av!!
fatum's right.. they make look like condaleeza rice!!
wahahahahhaha!Originally posted by Fatum:well ... they all don't have to be like miss tama sick ...
there are the likes of condi .... -
You have no idea how difficult with children.
My sister has to gabble with 2. and this auntie here can feel her frustrations.
Little boy was difficult today. He pushes, kicks and whines for his little sister. And he cries and excrete yucky runny nose slimy buggers.
I had to carry him around for an hour and he wont let me wipe his nose. And he wont stop screaming. Then he was like always trying to pick up the yucky tissue papers with his slimy nose buggers from the toliet bowl.
He was soo insistent to be difficult today.
All I could do, was just to hold him and have my heart break cos he was so dramatically upset. You can feel him heave as he breathes in to start his crying every time. I can only try to be calm, quiet and let him cry. -
DO IT WITH A SMILE!Originally posted by choco B:STAND UP, STAND UP FOR SINGAPORE!!
YOU WILL FIND IT ALL WORTHWHILE! -
you people dun care if I never sleep or get an erection ever again do you
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Ha ha ha!Originally posted by choco B:DO IT FOR THE COUNTRY !
By cash registers, I mean outflow of cash...not inflow. -
:OOriginally posted by av98m:you people dun care if I never sleep or get an erection ever again do you
No we can't have u malfunctioning.
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there's always Diazepam and Viagra... just not at the same timeOriginally posted by av98m:you people dun care if I never sleep or get an erection ever again do you
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat::O
No we can't have u malfunctioning.
-puts AV in pamela anderson therapy again-
I dun like pam
I prefer Han Chae Young -
would it be offensive to say that maybe locking him up in someplace with nothing to do every time he does that as punishmetn might cure it?Originally posted by viciouskitty74:You have no idea how difficult with children.
My sister has to gabble with 2. and this auntie here can feel her frustrations.
Little boy was difficult today. He pushes, kicks and whines for his little sister. And he cries and excrete yucky runny nose slimy buggers.
I had to carry him around for an hour and he wont let me wipe his nose. And he wont stop screaming. Then he was like always trying to pick up the yucky tissue papers with his slimy nose buggers from the toliet bowl.
He was soo insistent to be difficult today.
All I could do, was just to hold him and have my heart break cos he was so dramatically upset. You can feel him heave as he breathes in to start his crying every time. I can only try to be calm, quiet and let him cry. -
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Why do people say that kids are a blessing and life is not complete without them
Hmmmmm -
There is always those machines that can hook you up like a cow.Originally posted by av98m:you people dun care if I never sleep or get an erection ever again do you
You can be milked. In these case, 24 hours operations isnt a problem with you. -
For additional couplings with "powerful women", we can definitely arrange that therapy for you, Sir!Originally posted by av98m:yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I dun like pam
I prefer Han Chae Young 
-puts AV into Han Chae Young Therapy Room and signs him up for a few more condi and PM'swife's sessions- -
Ask your parents.Originally posted by elindra:><
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Why do people say that kids are a blessing and life is not complete without them
Hmmmmm -
*nearly falls off her chair laughing*Originally posted by viciouskitty74:There is always those machines that can hook you up like a cow.
You can be milked. In these case, 24 hours operations isnt a problem with you.
Good thing I'm alone in the office -
Gotta Supernanny him.Originally posted by viciouskitty74:You have no idea how difficult with children.
My sister has to gabble with 2. and this auntie here can feel her frustrations.
Little boy was difficult today. He pushes, kicks and whines for his little sister. And he cries and excrete yucky runny nose slimy buggers.
I had to carry him around for an hour and he wont let me wipe his nose. And he wont stop screaming. Then he was like always trying to pick up the yucky tissue papers with his slimy nose buggers from the toliet bowl.
He was soo insistent to be difficult today.
All I could do, was just to hold him and have my heart break cos he was so dramatically upset. You can feel him heave as he breathes in to start his crying every time. I can only try to be calm, quiet and let him cry. -
Originally posted by viciouskitty74:There is always those machines that can hook you up like a cow.
You can be milked. In these case, 24 hours operations isnt a problem with you. -
well .... this one came from my folks ... they say when you have children, the happiness index follows a U-shaped curve ...Originally posted by elindra:><
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Why do people say that kids are a blessing and life is not complete without them
Hmmmmm
when they are small and cuddly they are fun to play with ... and it all goes down hill when PSLE, O'levels, teenage angst etc starts piling up .... then it goes uphill again as they are grown .....
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Didnt work. some kids has the ability to continue crying and screaming for 5 hours on stretch.Originally posted by hisoka:would it be offensive to say that maybe locking him up in someplace with nothing to do every time he does that as punishmetn might cure it?
And he is not someone that can cry till tired and sleep kind. Even if he sleeps, he will still wake up screaming.
Only way was to divert his attention to calm him down. Which only works when its his mama doing it.