Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 29th Edition
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btw, my uni roommate brewed his own beer.. or attempted to
he read the bit "the more sugar, the higher the alcohol content"
so he put a crapload in it... only thing is.. sugar = fermentation = gas
all his bottles exploded in the shed
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Good elephant you salt you live too long liao!Originally posted by the Bear:ahahhahaha!
and the dog attacks any dude who comes near you
saw that in some show when some lady gets a dog to go meet guys
(Hao3 Xiang4 Ni3 Xian2 Ni3 Huo2 Tai4 Jiu3 Le4!) -
How come Bear is an elephant now?Originally posted by Rhonda:
He's probably married.
Anyways, there was an article here saying that if you want to meet new friends, you should own a dog! Apparently, lots of people here meet when out walking their dogs! These chance meetings have led to a few couples dating and getting married too!
I want to own a husky, or some big dog. When a dude stops me to compliment my dog, I'll say shyly that I needed a big dog 'for protection' and then cast my eyes downwards shyly...
Can or not? Think like that can or not?
I dunno
It sounds kinda cliche
Just make sure it has a nice temperment coz it might just end up snappin gat the guy's ankles -
pachyderms are cool
and yah.. see? even pinkybear figured out the dogs may attack anyoneOriginally posted by elindra:How come Bear is an elephant now?
I dunno It sounds kinda cliche
Just make sure it has a nice temperment coz it might just end up snappin gat the guy's ankles -
and what if the guy is afriad of dogs?Originally posted by Rhonda:
He's probably married.
Anyways, there was an article here saying that if you want to meet new friends, you should own a dog! Apparently, lots of people here meet when out walking their dogs! These chance meetings have led to a few couples dating and getting married too!
I want to own a husky, or some big dog. When a dude stops me to compliment my dog, I'll say shyly that I needed a big dog 'for protection' and then cast my eyes downwards shyly...
Can or not? Think like that can or not? -
what?you're implyinh that you need a big sausage dog when you cast ur head downwards??Originally posted by Rhonda:
He's probably married.
Anyways, there was an article here saying that if you want to meet new friends, you should own a dog! Apparently, lots of people here meet when out walking their dogs! These chance meetings have led to a few couples dating and getting married too!
I want to own a husky, or some big dog. When a dude stops me to compliment my dog, I'll say shyly that I needed a big dog 'for protection' and then cast my eyes downwards shyly...
Can or not? Think like that can or not? -
I'm saying this coz I had a nasty Japanese Spitz beforeOriginally posted by the Bear:pachyderms are cool
and yah.. see? even pinkybear figured out the dogs may attack anyone
He was adorable and sweet to me but snaps at anyone else that walks past him
You should see how he snarls at my ex I have to tie him up everytime my ex came over -
Didn't you read the thread I put up on the bad English subtitles in the Korean dramas?Originally posted by elindra:How come Bear is an elephant now?
I dunno It sounds kinda cliche
Just make sure it has a nice temperment coz it might just end up snappin gat the guy's ankles
They translated literally! So, hao3 xiang4 became "good elephant".
Worse, recently, I noticed that they translated "Ni Xiang Zuo Shen Me" (What do you want to do?) into "You Think The F u ck."
Everytime there is the word 'Zuo4', they translated it to F uc k! -
i think should be saltishOriginally posted by Rhonda:Good elephant you salt you live too long liao!
(Hao3 Xiang4 Ni3 Xian2 Ni3 Huo2 Tai4 Jiu3 Le4!) -
I'm not going to fall in love with any guy who doesn't love animals!Originally posted by hisoka:and what if the guy is afriad of dogs? -
I read it but I was not thinkingOriginally posted by Rhonda:Didn't you read the thread I put up on the bad English subtitles in the Korean dramas?
They translated literally! So, hao3 xiang4 became "good elephant".
Worse, recently, I noticed that they translated "Ni Xiang Zuo Shen Me" (What do you want to do?) into "You Think The F u ck."
Everytime there is the word 'Zuo4', they translated it to F uc k!
And stella has a death wish again -
Originally posted by stellazio:what?you're implyinh that you need a big sausage dog when you cast ur head downwards??
Biangz! You truly are very corrupted in the mind, man! I never even thought of that! -
Originally posted by Rhonda:Didn't you read the thread I put up on the bad English subtitles in the Korean dramas?
They translated literally! So, hao3 xiang4 became "good elephant".
Worse, recently, I noticed that they translated "Ni Xiang Zuo Shen Me" (What do you want to do?) into "You Think The F u ck."
Everytime there is the word 'Zuo4', they translated it to F uc k!
sound slike reall talented translators are employed there -
you're mixing me up with hisk..Originally posted by elindra:I read it but I was not thinking
And stella has a death wish again
that is criminal.. -
i know i know.. i shouldn't mix too much with av..Originally posted by Rhonda:
Biangz! You truly are very corrupted in the mind, man! I never even thought of that!
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OMG some serious shit is hitting the fan at work
*pictures hot half naked women in an attempt to improve his mood* -
he might love animals just not dogs. or he may just be afraid of them cos one of them bit his finger off when he was young?Originally posted by Rhonda:I'm not going to fall in love with any guy who doesn't love animals!
besides an animal lover need not like all animals. sort of like elindra with her reptiles but c0ckroaches are a big no-no i guess -
Yeah! It was truly hilarious when there was a scene between boyfriend and girlfriend on a date. All the guy wanted was to ask her to stroll with him in the garden and it ended up being almost X-rated!Originally posted by hisoka:
sound slike reall talented translators are employed there
Shen Me? Ni Xiang Zuo She Me?
(What? You think the f u ck?) -
Oh noOriginally posted by stellazio:you're mixing me up with hisk..
that is criminal..
I'm not mixing the both of you up
In my books, both of you have a death wish -
CB, I've never even met you okOriginally posted by stellazio:i know i know.. i shouldn't mix too much with av.. -
xin jing zhi ran.. or however it is spelt.Originally posted by av98m:OMG some serious shit is hitting the fan at work
*pictures hot half naked women in an attempt to improve his mood* -
Roaches are insects la *koks hisoka on his head*Originally posted by hisoka:he might love animals just not dogs. or he may just be afraid of them cos one of them bit his finger off when he was young?
besides an animal lover need not like all animals. sort of like elindra with her reptiles but c0ckroaches are a big no-no i guess -
A cockroach is a pest / insect, NOT an 'animal'!Originally posted by hisoka:he might love animals just not dogs. or he may just be afraid of them cos one of them bit his finger off when he was young?
besides an animal lover need not like all animals. sort of like elindra with her reptiles but c0ckroaches are a big no-no i guess
How about this - I prefer men who like furry animals. And oh, men with all ten fingers and ten toes intact who love furry animals. -
Only hisoka goes to the zoo to see animals, including cockroaches!Originally posted by elindra:Roaches are insects la *koks hisoka on his head* -
Originally posted by av98m:OMG some serious shit is hitting the fan at work
*pictures hot half naked women in an attempt to improve his mood*
Biangz... av, you always manage to change our channel ratings to X-rated!