Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 29th Edition
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dont think they are laughing at you lah.Originally posted by fudgester:And they could still laugh at me.
most likely they are laughing with you, except you wasnt in the humourous mood with that pee building up inside you.
I couldnt help laffing too right now. -
well ... I'm going to let it sit for a while like kitty said ....
I'll tell you guys the results in two weeks ...
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wifey candidates, can see no touch? how you know they are very 'touched'.?Originally posted by Fatum:no, I don't have a hot date .... well ... I mean, I do have hot dates lined up, but that's not the reason .... the pending dates are all with wifey candidates .... so it'll be see no touch ....
but I do want to "jing bu" a bit ... feeling pretty burnt out lately ..... and I haven't had the time to hit the gym too ....
Oh....you need to 'tao liang' not 'jingbu'. -
I sneered at them again: 'YOU ARE WASTING MY PRECIOUS EXAM TIME! THIS IS NOT VERY FUNNY!!!!!'Originally posted by elindra:maybe they think you would
I must say that that silenced them quite a bit.
And yeah, they finally let me go. -
got use tell me. not enough sleep cause workingOriginally posted by Fatum:no, I don't have a hot date .... well ... I mean, I do have hot dates lined up, but that's not the reason .... the pending dates are all with wifey candidates .... so it'll be see no touch ....
but I do want to "jing bu" a bit ... feeling pretty burnt out lately ..... and I haven't had the time to hit the gym too .... 
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Yeah Fatum if it works let me know
I might use it on SO coz he keeps so many late nights working
Btw I wonder if the herbs works with Peach flavoured Absolut Vodka -
wifey candidates are potential fatumnettes .... so it's see no touch ....Originally posted by viciouskitty74:wifey candidates, can see no touch? how you know they are very 'touched'.?
Oh....you need to 'tao liang' not 'jingbu'.
what is 'tao liang' ah ? .... -
its only a mid term. during my ones they didn't bother. in fact even the exams 2 guys could go togetgherOriginally posted by fudgester:*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*
The mid-term test I took last night was chaotic... it turns out that the numbered labels on the tables did not match the numbers that were assigned to us.
And the stoopid invigilators did not even try to bother giving us instructions on where to sit... I had to ask them to announce the instructions over the microphone before they finally did so.
And when I wanted to go to the toilet halfway through (I had been holding my pee in for quite a while already), they told me to wait a few minutes... apparently a female candidate had just gone to the toilet and I had to wait for her to return before I could go.
I flipped out and sneered at them: 'The person before me is a GIRL!!!! You seriously think that I'm gonna discuss answers with her in the toilet?!?!?!'
And they could still laugh at me. 
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Yeah I know... I don't know why these blardy invigilators are so ngeow.Originally posted by hisoka:its only a mid term. during my ones they didn't bother. in fact even the exams 2 guys could go togetgher
Even in end-of-semester exams, I could go to the toilet if I wanted to without restrictions, so long as I sign in and sign out at the entrance. No one cares if there's already another guy in the toilet.... it's all about mutual trust.
And as I did point out to the invigilators, the previous person was a GIRL... surely they don't expect me to discuss answers with her in the female toilet, huh? -
funnier things has happened.Originally posted by fudgester:And as I did point out to the invigilators, the previous person was a GIRL... surely they don't expect me to discuss answers with her in the female toilet, huh?
females goes toliet to masterbate to release their exam stress.
who knows you are going in for a quickie. -
You serious about thisOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:funnier things has happened.
females goes toliet to masterbate to release their exam stress.
who knows you are going in for a quickie. 
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sounds like a planOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:funnier things has happened.
females goes toliet to masterbate to release their exam stress.
who knows you are going in for a quickie. -
Originally posted by viciouskitty74:funnier things has happened.
females goes toliet to masterbate to release their exam stress.
who knows you are going in for a quickie.
I thought it takes like, erm.... twenty minutes for a female to reach, erm... you-know-what?
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happens in office toliet too.Originally posted by elindra:You serious about this
not to mention grown women, with those vibrators in panties, giving a work presentation and their vibrators vibrating away in them while talking.
no where is sacred nowadays. -
maybe when you are in an excited state it takes a shorter time or maybe she was already int he process at the desk?Originally posted by fudgester:
I thought it takes like, erm.... twenty minutes for a female to reach, erm... you-know-what? -
damned effing sleepy...
the rainy weather isn't helping...
the stupid paper isn't either...
must try to finish it then got to go meet some people to plan some kind of stupid thing at work.. then get them to talk about "innovation"
damn i'm sleepy -
the worse thing that happened was during my common test. i went in, flip the paper around, asked my friend infront of me what was the first answer then had a stomachache..
couldn't ask anymore answers.. and when i left the exam hall, it turns out that a whole lot of us had stomachache too.. -
I mean seriouslyOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:happens in office toliet too.
not to mention grown women, with those vibrators in panties, giving a work presentation and their vibrators vibrating away in them while talking.
no where is sacred nowadays.
Wouldn't it be difficult to give a presentation with a vibrator vibrating inside you -
hmmm...reminds me of a commedy act on the cruise ship.
This guy invited a lot of people onto the stage and asked a lot of questions, and the people are suppose to move to either side to show they agree or not agree.
His questions was from the cosmopolitian magazine where some statistic was done and polled results shown.
One question: When a woman goes on the 3rd date with you. does she sleep with you or she wont.
The majority of the female voted: Sleep with you. and it agrees with the stats.
another question: A man takes 7 minutes to......
a) have sex
b) fall asleep
most females says to fall asleep. stats says: men takes shorter time to have sex. -
Those really tiny ones, about the shape of a thumb one?Originally posted by elindra:I mean seriously
Wouldn't it be difficult to give a presentation with a vibrator vibrating inside you
Think some females are too used to that already. its kinda a addiction i guess.
I dunno....i always felt, its more like a pheromones and vibes thingy. That when you emit certain pheromones, you get the full attention of your audience. -
Where did you hear that from? Bluff wanOriginally posted by fudgester:
I thought it takes like, erm.... twenty minutes for a female to reach, erm... you-know-what? -
Gosh... exam questions can make one horny?Originally posted by hisoka:maybe when you are in an excited state it takes a shorter time or maybe she was already int he process at the desk? -
OMG those have to be those 1-shot wondersOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:hmmm...reminds me of a commedy act on the cruise ship.
This guy invited a lot of people onto the stage and asked a lot of questions, and the people are suppose to move to either side to show they agree or not agree.
His questions was from the cosmopolitian magazine where some statistic was done and polled results shown.
One question: When a woman goes on the 3rd date with you. does she sleep with you or she wont.
The majority of the female voted: Sleep with you. and it agrees with the stats.
another question: A man takes 7 minutes to......
a) have sex
b) fall asleep
most females says to fall asleep. stats says: men takes shorter time to have sex. -
depends on who lah.Originally posted by choco B:Where did you hear that from? Bluff wan -
cough....your hub will be so proud of this reply. he must be a happy happy to have u as his wife.Originally posted by elindra:OMG those have to be those 1-shot wonders