Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 30th Edition

• laurence82

  9 Mar 07, 15:47

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Congrats on getting the job!

  nono
  
  havent yet
  
  
• viciouskitty74

  9 Mar 07, 15:48

  Soo they tell you to wait lah. have to interview other candidates also rite?
  
  Got enough money to tahan you for your first month at work?
• laurence82

  9 Mar 07, 15:50

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  dont leave tissue paper on the table to chop spaces.

  
  
  i think me mum making me lunch everyday
  
  she wants me to work so she can retired and do what she wants to do - cooking, baking etc
  
  
• laurence82

  9 Mar 07, 15:51

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Soo they tell you to wait lah. have to interview other candidates also rite?
  
  Got enough money to tahan you for your first month at work?

  i think got, i am surviving on tuition fees
  
  if anything, tuition fees will be extra income after i start working
  
  
• viciouskitty74

  9 Mar 07, 15:55

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  
  
  i think me mum making me lunch everyday
  

  Cool, throw in some snacks in between.
  
  And try to sleep earlier so you can get to work earlier for that 1st few months to be able to pay attention to the work. You will find more energy to absorb as much as you like with a new job.
  
  Makes a good impression too. People will notice that. And you can be spared the crush at the public transport terminals.
• viciouskitty74

  9 Mar 07, 15:57

  And check with the office about eating at your table.
  
  Some companies dont like the smell of food hanging in the cubicle.
  
  Bring along 2 mugs, preferably with covers & coasters for your table.
  
  For 1st day, bring at least a bottle of mineral water.
  
  And a new small notebook & a pen. It will come in useful when you bring it out to take notes when people are telling you what to do for a first day.
• viciouskitty74

  9 Mar 07, 16:02

  And if they call you to offer you the job and ask that stoopid question: So you have any questions.
  
  Says no. Just go in, sign the offer paper then ask.
• Wanda

  9 Mar 07, 16:07

  What kind of interviewer will tell the applicant during the interview that he is everything she is looking for.....unless she's not normal one ....seriously.
  
  I mean professionally, interviewer must look at all applicants first before making such a judgement mah.
• laurence82

  9 Mar 07, 16:15

  
  
  *notes down everything*
  
  well, she shouldnt prolly say that...she doesnt know that i am the evil banana
  
  
• Wanda

  9 Mar 07, 16:18

  But I think ah lau stands a good chance...she must be very impressed. Must update us hor if you get to work the the chio lady.
• stellazio

  9 Mar 07, 16:19

  i suspect, licking his lips wasn't the only thing ah lau did during the interview.
  
  now come clean with us.
• Wanda

  9 Mar 07, 16:23

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  i suspect, licking his lips wasn't the only thing ah lau did during the interview.
  
  now come clean with us.

  Hmm...the fine art of flirting....under the table. *raise eyebrows*
  
  Actually, licking lips is a form of flirting btn the opposite sex. LOL...
• fudgester

  9 Mar 07, 16:25

  *me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*
  
  I've done the deed.
  
  I've shaved off my beard.
  
  I feel so naked without it.
• Wanda

  9 Mar 07, 16:27

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  *me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*
  
  I've done the deed.
  
  I've shaved off my beard.
  
  I feel so naked without it.

  I've never seen you before....so....erm....happy for you?
• av98m

  9 Mar 07, 16:29

  somehow I find it apt that the banana should start his working life on such a sleazy note
• fudgester

  9 Mar 07, 16:29

  Originally posted by Wanda:

  I've never seen you before....so....erm....happy for you?

  The others have seen me before with my beard.
  
  Both ah lau and tare have seen me without my beard, but I doubt they remember, since it was a long, long time ago. I started growing a beard early last year.
  
  I miss it already.
• viciouskitty74

  9 Mar 07, 16:30

  Originally posted by Wanda:

  What kind of interviewer will tell the applicant during the interview that he is everything she is looking for.....unless she's not normal one ....seriously.
  
  I mean professionally, interviewer must look at all applicants first before making such a judgement mah.

  They sometime say it, just to be encouraging.
  
  Then they boom! turn around and didnt employ people.
• choco B

  9 Mar 07, 16:30

  I think we have more to learn from Lau re: interview skills than he from us.
• hisoka

  9 Mar 07, 16:31

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  The others have seen me before with my beard.
  
  Both ah lau and tare have seen me without my beard, but I doubt they remember, since it was a long, long time ago. I started growing a beard early last year.
  
  I miss it already.

  take picture and post for them to see
• laurence82

  9 Mar 07, 16:32

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  The others have seen me before with my beard.
  
  Both ah lau and tare have seen me without my beard, but I doubt they remember, since it was a long, long time ago. I started growing a beard early last year.
  
  I miss it already.

  i rem u better without the beard
  
  it was at the bbq in 2004.....
  
  if u want to cover up, here's how
  
  
• laurence82

  9 Mar 07, 16:33

  Originally posted by Wanda:

  But I think ah lau stands a good chance...she must be very impressed. Must update us hor if you get to work the the chio lady.

  work the chio lady?
  
  ok, i go work on her
  
  
• Gackt247

  9 Mar 07, 16:33

  fuggie will look hot in tt get-up.
  
  
• laurence82

  9 Mar 07, 16:34

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  i suspect, licking his lips wasn't the only thing ah lau did during the interview.
  
  now come clean with us.

  of course
  
  i only use some of the ruses that i used on you
  
  
• laurence82

  9 Mar 07, 16:36

  Originally posted by av98m:

  somehow I find it apt that the banana should start his working life on such a sleazy note

  what the...am i so like that?
• av98m

  9 Mar 07, 16:38

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  what the...am i so like that?

  Yes you are so like that.
  
  Working people, hands up those who licked their lips at the interview panel
  
  *does not raise hand*