Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 31st Edition

• laurence82

  13 Mar 07, 13:23

  Originally posted by av98m:

  

  he is our resident pedo
  
  dont u know?
  
  
• viciouskitty74

  13 Mar 07, 13:34

  so larence..when are you starting work?
• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 13:38

  http://www.efn.org/%7Ehkrieger/mallaise.htm
  
  Nice photo-essay, bad puns and all.
• laurence82

  13 Mar 07, 13:42

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  so larence..when are you starting work?

  earliest should be next monday
  
  tml going down to discuss pay package
  
  
• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 13:46

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  earliest should be next monday
  
  tml going down to discuss pay package
  
  

  so you're going to lick your lips again?
• tare

  13 Mar 07, 13:48

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  earliest should be next monday
  
  tml going down to discuss pay package
  
  

  try licking HER lips tis time
• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 13:48

  or just get to the point and take off your pants
• the Bear

  13 Mar 07, 13:49

  macam the more he puts out, the higher his pay...
  
  
  
  maybe that's how those fresh grads in the papers today got 5-figure salaries
  
  

  Originally posted by tare:

  try licking HER lips tis time

• laurence82

  13 Mar 07, 13:49

  tsk tsk
  
  u all dont pollute my innocent mind, can?
  
  
• the Bear

  13 Mar 07, 13:51

  i could dump radioactive toxic waste in there and your mind would suddenly become cleaner from the dilution
  
  

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  tsk tsk
  
  u all dont pollute my innocent mind, can?
  
  

• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 13:55

  this female interviewer must be quite a character herself.
  
  think about it, most people faced with the banana licking his lips at them will be severely traumatised.......heck, most of us who saw him in person or looked at his photo for the first time were already traumatised.
  
  maybe the banana has met his match in evilness
• laurence82

  13 Mar 07, 13:56

  
  
  maybe she act strong nia
  
  after interview she prolly go toilet and cry
  
  
• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 13:57

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  
  
  maybe she act strong nia
  
  after interview she prolly go toilet and cry
  
  

  but you got the job, didn't you? so that theory does not hold water.
• laurence82

  13 Mar 07, 13:57

  Originally posted by av98m:

  heck, most of us who saw him in person or looked at his photo for the first time were already traumatised.
  
  

  wait a min, who u passed my pics to?
  
  
• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 13:58

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  wait a min, who u passed my pics to?
  
  

  only 1 lah. honeybunz, during the brazilian meatfest
  
  lucky I show her the pic AFTER we had eaten, if not she no appetite liao
• laurence82

  13 Mar 07, 13:59

  Originally posted by av98m:

  but you got the job, didn't you? so that theory does not hold water.

  hmm, will discover more abt her when i start work
  
  
• choco B

  13 Mar 07, 13:59

  Congrats laurence
  
  All hail Laurence Liplicker!! Fastest tongue in the west!
• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 14:00

  Originally posted by choco B:

  Congrats laurence
  
  All hail Laurence Liplicker!! Fastest tongue in the west!

  
  
  or maybe longest tongue
• laurence82

  13 Mar 07, 14:00

  Originally posted by av98m:

  only 1 lah. honeybunz, during the brazilian meatfest
  
  lucky I show her the pic AFTER we had eaten, if not she no appetite liao

  omg
  
  honeybunzie saw my peekture
  
  how am i going ever to live again?
  
  
• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 14:01

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  omg
  
  honeybunzie saw my peekture
  
  how am i going ever to live again?
  
  

  did you tell her you look like brad pitt or something?
• laurence82

  13 Mar 07, 14:01

  Originally posted by choco B:

  Congrats laurence
  
  All hail Laurence Liplicker!! Fastest tongue in the west!

  alamak
  
  name gone down the drain liao
  
  
• tare

  13 Mar 07, 14:02

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  tsk tsk
  
  u all dont pollute my innocent mind, can?
  
  

  we can't pollute tat which is poisoned
• laurence82

  13 Mar 07, 14:02

  Originally posted by av98m:

  did you tell her you look like brad pitt or something?

  no i didnt
  
  why? what she said?
  
  
• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 14:03

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  tsk tsk
  
  u all dont pollute my innocent mind, can?
  
  

  that's like asking me not to throw a sweet wrapper into a sewage
• av98m

  13 Mar 07, 14:04

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  no i didnt
  
  why? what she said?
  
  

  then why you so afraid that she saw your pic?
  
  she was, like the rest of us, shocked by your teletubbiness