Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 31st Edition
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Originally posted by av98m:Ham Murderer?
My boss is pushing him to me to handle
Coz my boss said he gonna die one day if he continues to handle him
So now I will die
OMG his breathe almost killed me
OMG I know his work better then him
OMG why can't he think?????
OMG I can't do my work while checking his work -
pinky bear poor thing
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spray insecticide at him when ever he speaksOriginally posted by elindra:
My boss is pushing him to me to handle
Coz my boss said he gonna die one day if he continues to handle him
So now I will die
OMG his breathe almost killed me
OMG I know his work better then him
OMG why can't he think?????
OMG I can't do my work while checking his work -
Since you have the permission to manage him, perhaps it's time for you to take him to the conference room, sit down and talk to him about his BO problem.Originally posted by elindra:
My boss is pushing him to me to handle
Coz my boss said he gonna die one day if he continues to handle him
So now I will die
OMG his breathe almost killed me
OMG I know his work better then him
OMG why can't he think?????
OMG I can't do my work while checking his work
It's nothing to be embarrassed about. It all depends how you talk to him about that. I am sure you can do it!!!
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this issue about his breath/BO is like how the mom has to talk to her boy going through puberty about personal hygiene...
oh god...
only...this isnt mom and son... -
Aiyo say liao laOriginally posted by honeymouse:Since you have the permission to manage him, perhaps it's time for you to take him to the conference room, sit down and talk to him about his BO problem.
It's nothing to be embarrassed about. It all depends how you talk to him about that. I am sure you can do it!!!
Still nothing changed
I give up -
Pinky, I still remembered you said abt worms inside those vegetables at NTUC
Now it's eggs infested with maggots
But sometimes I believe is because the egg packaging does not have holes to allow liquid to flow out to tell ppl that the egg has been broken -
Here is how I will deal with him:Originally posted by elindra:Aiyo say liao la
Still nothing changed
I give up
he shows up smelly, send him home to shower
if he comes back the same, send him home again and tell him if he shows up the next day the same way, he'll be fired
next day, he shows up still smelly, fire his ass.
If your boss is too much of a coward to fire him, update your resume and start looking for a new job. If you find one, tender resignation. -
the boss also a bit...
if he cant handle him cos he is going to die one day cos of that fella...
then...WHAT ABOUT YOU????? -
I think somewhat the other party really needs his job si boh?
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if the boss was willing to fire him i think he would have b4 passing him to herOriginally posted by av98m:Here is how I will deal with him:
he shows up smelly, send him home to shower
if he comes back the same, send him home again and tell him if he shows up the next day the same way, he'll be fired
next day, he shows up still smelly, fire his ass.
If your boss is too much of a coward to fire him, update your resume and start looking for a new job. If you find one, tender resignation. -
so pinky has to put her foot down. ham murderer goes or she goes.Originally posted by hisoka:if the boss was willing to fire him i think he would have b4 passing him to her -
yest right after my "head" left, i went into his room to off his lights as usual... he like to "forget" to off his light to give the illusion tat he's still ard [at least tat's what he want our lady boss to think]... just being at the doorway of his room almost killed me... so i went to take air freshener [i actually bought a bottle just for him] and spray his room....Originally posted by elindra:So now I will die
OMG his breathe almost killed me
just then the new exec saw and stared at me in "shock" i pretend to spray my little boss room and our area too.... she giggles and say aiyoh u so bad....
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Originally posted by tare:yest right after my "head" left, i went into his room to off his lights as usual... he like to "forget" to off his light to give the illusion tat he's still ard [at least tat's what he want our lady boss to think]... just being at the doorway of his room almost killed me... so i went to take air freshener [i actually bought a bottle just for him] and spray his room....
just then the new exec saw and stared at me in "shock" i pretend to spray my little boss room and our area too.... she giggles and say aiyoh u so bad....
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everyone is gog to die ONE day mah....Originally posted by udontknowme:the boss also a bit...
if he cant handle him cos he is going to die one day cos of that fella...
then...WHAT ABOUT YOU?????
maybe he think pinky bear has longer life than him?! -
actually i was "badder".... i used to spray his room during lunch AND after work tooOriginally posted by sbst275: -
I know what you meanOriginally posted by the Bear:sometimes at work, i feel hopelessly out of it...
and a lot of futile sweat and tears will be wasted for nothing...
right now the situation in my section is pretty much
BOHICA -
next time you should just wear a gas maskOriginally posted by tare:yest right after my "head" left, i went into his room to off his lights as usual... he like to "forget" to off his light to give the illusion tat he's still ard [at least tat's what he want our lady boss to think]... just being at the doorway of his room almost killed me... so i went to take air freshener [i actually bought a bottle just for him] and spray his room....
just then the new exec saw and stared at me in "shock" i pretend to spray my little boss room and our area too.... she giggles and say aiyoh u so bad.... -
well women do have long life expectanciesOriginally posted by tare:everyone is gog to die ONE day mah....
maybe he think pinky bear has longer life than him?! -
My boss is keeping him coz Ham murderer's wife has cancer la
Anywhere else he would be fired liao >< -
i lucky i not his secretary so i not sitting directly OUTside his room.. if not, u think i won't wear?Originally posted by hisoka:next time you should just wear a gas mask -
oh...
thats sad...
maybe he is so upset that he no energy to bathe... -
oh wellOriginally posted by elindra:My boss is keeping him coz Ham murderer's wife has cancer la
Anywhere else he would be fired liao ><
I think it's better to wish the wife would recover faster -
all the more reason for him to keep clean right.Originally posted by elindra:My boss is keeping him coz Ham murderer's wife has cancer la
Anywhere else he would be fired liao ><
how the wife tahan the smell >. -
I dun think so la
Sigh