Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 32nd Edition
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must be cos too many uni grads liao....Originally posted by av98m:I know a poly grad who kena offered $900/mth for an IT job ok
$900/mth?? i might as well work at pub, higher pay than tat... plus i only need to drink, smoke, sing song with customers! -
one of them? his nickname is The Sleaze.. what do you think?
an innocent question a few years ago still held the record of becoming sleazy in the shortest time.. all i asked was "is XXXX in office today?" and in 3 sentences, it became really sleazy
okay.. here's a bit of the proceedings this time...
the breadstick, somehow became a giant "pocky" which got turned into "pokey" which somehow got the "chooo-koo-laat" and "storrr-belly" into it.. and it just went down the toilet after thatOriginally posted by tare:bread is sleazy??!!
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Wahhh another almost 2 hrs to go before work ends
I NEED TO USE THE LOO
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walk really slowly now.. go go..Originally posted by elindra:Wahhh another almost 2 hrs to go before work ends
I NEED TO USE THE LOO -
Originally posted by elindra:It is though it is an MNC
Local MNC also CMI in pay wan
the prospects and advancement better be good and fast. otherwise i wonder who tookt he job
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probably an FT..Originally posted by hisoka:
the prospects and advancement better be good and fast. otherwise i wonder who tookt he job -
go other buildings?Originally posted by elindra:I have a problem
I need to pee
But my office downstairs toliet is those squatting type
The sitting type is upstairs but I will have problems going up and down the stairs
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I know Malaysians who are willing to take such jobs because they cross the crossway everyday to come over to work, so the salary effectively doubles in spending power once they go back. And because they continue staying in Malaysia, they do not kena the high costs of living here.Originally posted by the Bear:probably an FT.. -
also, the IT support guys at my side, I've yet to meet a Singaporen one all these years. all from China, India, Malaysia
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true.Originally posted by av98m:I know Malaysians who are willing to take such jobs because they cross the crossway everyday to come over to work, so the salary effectively doubles in spending power once they go back. And because they continue staying in Malaysia, they do not kena the high costs of living here.
thats why i sometimes think there needs to be foreign labour controls.
and importing FTs (real ones) do make mroe jobs however the jobs created are low lvl ones and the good jobs go the the FT so i don't see how thats a good thing -
Hello my office is a shop house leh
And our neighbours are those selling those steel bars
I dunno how their toliet will be like but most likely not toliet bowl
To climb out those steps will kill me now
Err no the manager of the marketing team is a well-known tigeress
And she wants Singaporeans only
Anyway I didn't know that the pay was so low till I was out on a sales call
And I was talking to this girl who applied for a job for the said company and she said she felt insulted to be offered that pay -
i would be too. in fact i would probably just walk out of the interview room once i hearc the pay.Originally posted by elindra:Hello my office is a shop house leh
And our neighbours are those selling those steel bars
I dunno how their toliet will be like but most likely not toliet bowl
To climb out those steps will kill me now
Err no the manager of the marketing team is a well-known tigeress
And she wants Singaporeans only
Anyway I didn't know that the pay was so low till I was out on a sales call
And I was talking to this girl who applied for a job for the said company and she said she felt insulted to be offered that pay
thats unless as i said good and rapid prospects -
so can u tahan the pee more or the pain?Originally posted by elindra:Hello my office is a shop house leh
And our neighbours are those selling those steel bars
I dunno how their toliet will be like but most likely not toliet bowl
To climb out those steps will kill me now
Err no the manager of the marketing team is a well-known tigeress
And she wants Singaporeans only
Anyway I didn't know that the pay was so low till I was out on a sales call
And I was talking to this girl who applied for a job for the said company and she said she felt insulted to be offered that pay
walk VERY slowly lah.. if not later how u get out of office? -
I can tahan the pee more than the painOriginally posted by tare:so can u tahan the pee more or the pain?
walk VERY slowly lah.. if not later how u get out of office?
I had to travel alot in the past and when you are overseas running around on the road
You really need a strong bladder ><
Later ar? Do what I did earlier. Call a taxi and hobble out when it's here -
I'm not upstairs la
I'm staying put downstairs in my office
Just now so paiseh
The shipping line executive came
I forgot I have a meeting today and here I am smelling so strong of medicated oil
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someone asked before.. if FTs are cheaper, how come the price of things keep increasing?
also, the thing is that FTs do need to feed their families... who are in their home countries... and with a fraction of what we need to support our families hand to mouth, they can live like royalty in theirs...
even with the foreigner levy, it would be almost impossible to compete against FTs in terms of wages..
real wages fall..
whereas the ministers, who have no real competition except in their hallucination, real wages rise like rockets... -
Originally posted by elindra:I can tahan the pee more than the pain
I had to travel alot in the past and when you are overseas running around on the road
You really need a strong bladder ><
Later ar? Do what I did earlier. Call a taxi and hobble out when it's here 
cannot take a few days mc? -
go see acupuncturist again..
it's good for pain managementOriginally posted by elindra:I'm not upstairs la
I'm staying put downstairs in my office
Just now so paiseh
The shipping line executive came
I forgot I have a meeting today and here I am smelling so strong of medicated oil -
Well, see that is the magic of it allOriginally posted by the Bear:someone asked before.. if FTs are cheaper, how come the price of things keep increasing?
also, the thing is that FTs do need to feed their families... who are in their home countries... and with a fraction of what we need to support our families hand to mouth, they can live like royalty in theirs...
even with the foreigner levy, it would be almost impossible to compete against FTs in terms of wages..
real wages fall..
whereas the ministers, who have no real competition except in their hallucination, real wages rise like rockets...
Save costs by hiring FTs and increase 'profit' by raising prices
Hey, they need money to come from some place you know
With all their big fat pay rise
I only see my pay getting smaller by the year
My boss do raise my pay but still ><
If I factor in inflation it does not cover it lor!!!!! -
Office understaffedOriginally posted by hisoka:
cannot take a few days mc?
We are in a jialet position
We need people but dun wanna hire coz there is alot of sensitive information ><
Our office is very open wan and all of us know the costing of the product etc
That is why I'm in the office today -
Actually do you have a good one to recommend?Originally posted by the Bear:go see acupuncturist again..
it's good for pain management
This one near my office is ok though
Actually I think I'll go buy new electro pads from OSIM later
Mr Pinky Bear has one of those electro thingy
I was using that last night and it was pure bliss.
I think I'll bring it to the office tomorrow too
But it needs new gel pads -
i need new gel pads too.. i kinda overused mine when my back went to heck
as for acupuncturist, i dunno.. the one that worked was from Ma Kuang at Jurong East.. told me a bunch of chinese things which i only gathered something was severely blocked...
she stuck needles in me, and the next thing i knew, i almost blacked out.. she pulled the needles out of me immediately but i continued to sweat like mad in a cold airconditioned room for half an hour
then she rubbed the crap out of my neck...
from an immobile neck to bowling a 200 game in a few hours
p.s. only went onceOriginally posted by elindra:Actually do you have a good one to recommend?
This one near my office is ok though
Actually I think I'll go buy new electro pads from OSIM later
Mr Pinky Bear has one of those electro thingy
I was using that last night and it was pure bliss.
I think I'll bring it to the office tomorrow too
But it needs new gel pads -
Originally posted by the Bear:i need new gel pads too.. i kinda overused mine when my back went to heck
as for acupuncturist, i dunno.. the one that worked was from Ma Kuang at Jurong East.. told me a bunch of chinese things which i only gathered something was severely blocked...
she stuck needles in me, and the next thing i knew, i almost blacked out.. she pulled the needles out of me immediately but i continued to sweat like mad in a cold airconditioned room for half an hour
then she rubbed the crap out of my neck...
from an immobile neck to bowling a 200 game in a few hours
p.s. only went once
I was already crying bloody murder when I had treatment earlier
So embarressing really when I stepped out ><
Yes I was swearing in the air-con room -
hope you don't faint fromthe treatment laterOriginally posted by elindra:
I was already crying bloody murder when I had treatment earlier
So embarressing really when I stepped out ><
Yes I was swearing in the air-con room -
You really want someone to whack you right Hisk?Originally posted by hisoka:hope you don't faint fromthe treatment later
I wish that you sprain your back later
don't come crying