Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 32nd Edition

• sbst275

  31 Mar 07, 08:01

  Morning
• sbst275

  31 Mar 07, 08:05

  Maybe I'll go see the Porsche...
  
  They'll start at abt 9am...
  
  @ 60km/hr for abt 2 - 3 laps
• the Bear

  31 Mar 07, 09:38

  porsche at 60?
  
  ahahahahahahah!!!
  
  excuse me..
  
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
  
  sorry... but..
  
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
  
  *cough cough*
  
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  
  what the hell drugs are the organisers on??
• viciouskitty74

  31 Mar 07, 10:18

  Fren just sent me this joke.
  
  A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy.
  
  "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?"
  
  The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."
• the Bear

  31 Mar 07, 10:22

  distressingly, there were a few cases of wrong babies given to parents at hospitals
• udontknowme

  31 Mar 07, 10:23

  choco b...were are uuuuuu~~
  
  im watching....ANDERSON COOPER~~~!!!!
  
  hehehe...
• the Bear

  31 Mar 07, 10:41

  i'm listening to John Butler Trio!
  
  they're amazingly good
• fudgester

  31 Mar 07, 10:43

  I seem to have lost my calculator.
  
  I can't seem to find it anywhere in my backpack or in my room.
  
  My team members swore that they didn't notice a calculator lying around when they left the workshop yesterday.
  
  If I can't find it by tomorrow, I would have to buy a new one.
  
  All in all, I've had a terrible, terrible week.
• the Bear

  31 Mar 07, 10:47

  that sucks.. how much is one?
  
  i remember when i was in school, damned calculators like that cost an arm, a leg and some innards... electronics are cheaper these days
• fudgester

  31 Mar 07, 10:51

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  that sucks.. how much is one?
  
  i remember when i was in school, damned calculators like that cost an arm, a leg and some innards... electronics are cheaper these days

  For a standard Casio model? Around $20-$30, I guess.
  
  Sigh, it has been a terrible, terrible week for me. One calamity after another.
  
  I can't even go out with you guys later to unwind - extremely high chance of being mobilised later. That's what my reservist CSM said, and my detachment IC underscored the point when he called me last night.
  
  I want to think that all this is just a test of my wits and inner strength.... but if it is, then I feel that I've been tested enough.
• the Bear

  31 Mar 07, 10:52

  you'll pull through
  
  we all do eventually
• kopiosatu

  31 Mar 07, 10:54

  whining NS guniangs piss me off.
  
  if u wanna complain then complain about ur boss being a moron or the entire system is screwed up.
• viciouskitty74

  31 Mar 07, 10:56

  Arent you guys preparing for Sentosa?
  
  All that beers, ices, beachballs & suntan lotion?
  
  Or waiting for me to slather on the suntan lotions for you?
• the Bear

  31 Mar 07, 10:57

  damned effing hot...
  
  go shower to cool off..
  
  will be silly since going to Sentosa in a while but hey.. i'm dying here
• kopiosatu

  31 Mar 07, 10:57

  i have no idea how to consume beer under all that heat.
• fudgester

  31 Mar 07, 11:00

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  i have no idea how to consume beer under all that heat.

  1. Open cap.
  
  2. Open mouth.
  
  3. Bring mouth of bottle to lips.
  
  4. Drink.
  
  
  
  Ok ok I'm getting lame here.... that's my self-defence strategy for when I'm stressed.
• the Bear

  31 Mar 07, 11:06

  i'm at Harbourfront in 15 minutes..
  
  'sides, waiting for tare to call.. going to eat sushi at Siloso
  
  

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Arent you guys preparing for Sentosa?
  
  All that beers, ices, beachballs & suntan lotion?
  
  Or waiting for me to slather on the suntan lotions for you?

• Meia Gisborn

  31 Mar 07, 11:54

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Fren just sent me this joke.
  
  A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy.
  
  "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?"
  
  The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

  Kinda a related joke--or maybe not:
  
  Q: How do Chinese families name their children?
  
  A: They throw silverware down a concrete staircase and listen to the sound it makes.
  
  
  
  
• sbst275

  31 Mar 07, 17:43

  Originally posted by the Bear:
  porsche at 60?
  
  ahahahahahahah!!!
  
  excuse me..
  
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
  
  sorry... but..
  
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
  
  *cough cough*
  
  [b]AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  
  what the hell drugs are the organisers on?? [/b]

  Bo mata leh... So have to meet with traffic lights and so on
  
  It wasn't a Porsche, it was a Renault that he was driving
• sbst275

  1 Apr 07, 09:32

  Morning
  
  Dun ever get fooled It's April Fools Day today
• sbst275

  1 Apr 07, 09:50

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  i have no idea how to consume beer under all that heat.

  boleh lah
  
  Just drink
• Kenashi

  1 Apr 07, 10:07

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  1. Open cap.
  
  2. Open mouth.
  
  3. Bring mouth of bottle to lips.
  
  4. Drink.
  
  
  
  Ok ok I'm getting lame here.... that's my self-defence strategy for when I'm stressed.

  remind me of the trick qn, how to put an elephant into a fridge
• av98m

  1 Apr 07, 10:33

  
  
  
• the Bear

  1 Apr 07, 10:43

  baby tapir
  
  
  
  
• viciouskitty74

  1 Apr 07, 13:32

  http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-74785-120.html
  
  they actually have a forum to discuss how to have sex with their pets.
  
  and the forum is very legit.