Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 34th Edition
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one time fling and he kenna sickness?! he must be damn suay or he lied to u tat there's only ONE fling he hadOriginally posted by fudgester:It's at Kelantan Lane. Near Sim Lim Tower.
Once a sect comd in my coy came to me with 'problems in urinating'. Without going into too many details (there are women here, after all) I realised that he had gonorrhoea. My suspicions increased after he told me that he had a fling with a 30-year old married woman two weeks before.
... Heck, it convinced me once and for all the virtues of chastity.
chastity?! i would thot safe sex would be suffice... -
fudgy's a nice decent guy...
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bear u better go sleep it out....Originally posted by the Bear:the works...
bodyache, my face feels like exploding, totally stuffed nose, messed up throat, watery eyes...
i will go sleep in a while.. as aforesaid, i feel like stomped crap -
Okie...then pls get away from your pc and go to sleep!Originally posted by the Bear:the works...
bodyache, my face feels like exploding, totally stuffed nose, messed up throat, watery eyes...
i will go sleep in a while.. as aforesaid, i feel like stomped crap -
i will.. pretty messed up but i think due to sleeping at 9:45pm last night and having about 3 cups of coffee in my messed up state, i'm sleepy, tired but somehow, unable to sleep
Originally posted by tare:bear u better go sleep it out.... -
iMac is about a foot away from bedOriginally posted by Wanda:Okie...then pls get away from your pc and go to sleep!
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Can someone go and confiscate his imac?Originally posted by the Bear:iMac is about a foot away from bed -
change ur doctor..Originally posted by Wanda:Are you having fever?
How come I never get 2 days mc one...even for full fledge flu? Was it bec I don't get fever?
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anywya one wonders about the 30 year old women and her husband's state of healthOriginally posted by tare:one time fling and he kenna sickness?! he must be damn suay or he lied to u tat there's only ONE fling he had
chastity?! i would thot safe sex would be suffice...
fudgy probably means chasity to a certain extent
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i'm guarding it with my 5-foot didgeridoo as a weaponOriginally posted by Wanda:Can someone go and confiscate his imac?
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He probably thought a married woman would be safe enough LOLOriginally posted by tare:chastity?! i would thot safe sex would be suffice...
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In addition to being sick, you have to act really sick hehehOriginally posted by Wanda:Are you having fever?
How come I never get 2 days mc one...even for full fledge flu? Was it bec I don't get fever? -
Your story convinces me of the virtues of carrying a supply of condoms at all timesOriginally posted by fudgester:It's at Kelantan Lane. Near Sim Lim Tower.
Once a sect comd in my coy came to me with 'problems in urinating'. Without going into too many details (there are women here, after all) I realised that he had gonorrhoea. My suspicions increased after he told me that he had a fling with a 30-year old married woman two weeks before.
The thing is, we were all in the jungle then, in the middle of the night doing a coy-level exercise. But since there was no time to waste, I commandeered the coy's 5-tonner and sent him straight to the medical center.
At the medical center, the MO gave him an instant ATTC and ordered him to go to the clinic at Kelantan Lane the very next morning.
My Encik was initially furious with me for stealing the coy's combat train, but after I explained the situation, he turned his fury to that said sect comd.
Anyway, the sect comd was lucky... while gonorrhoea is terrible, it is perfectly curable with antibiotics. Needless to say, the experience scared him off his promiscuous lifestyle.
Heck, it convinced me once and for all the virtues of chastity. -
i didn't have to act.. don't know how to anyway
just have to sneeze like you've snorted some pepper and leave lots of mucus-filled tissue paper in their binsOriginally posted by choco B:In addition to being sick, you have to act really sick heheh -
Originally posted by choco B:He probably thought a married woman would be safe enough LOL
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I take it that you don't know what the effects of gonorrhoea are.Originally posted by hisoka:anywya one wonders about the 30 year old women and her husband's state of health
fudgy probably means chasity to a certain extent
Or if you do, you haven't seen first-hand what it's like.
I would go into a detailed description as to what I saw, but since there are women here, I won't do so. Suffice to say that I would really love to dig my eyeballs out and rinse the sockets with conc sulphuric acid after seeing what I saw.
Whatever the case, that fella learnt his lesson on the virtues of safe sex the hard way.
At the same time, I choose to learn from his experience the virtues of chastity and keeping my virginity for Mrs Coyote. -
The woman could have got it from her own husband who might also have an affair.Originally posted by choco B:He probably thought a married woman would be safe enough LOL -
*drops anvil on fudgy*
*reminds av about his date with his ManDate*
*wishes all a great lunch*
*goes to sleep*
back later
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I told myself yesterday that today after work I would go for a jog along the river .... even packed towels, shorts, shoes into the car .........
I went to KFC and then onto a bookshop instead .....
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as i said, limit extent of chasityOriginally posted by fudgester:I take it that you don't know what the effects of gonorrhoea are.
Or if you do, you haven't seen first-hand what it's like.
I would go into a detailed description as to what I saw, but since there are women here, I won't do so. Suffice to say that I would really love to dig my eyeballs out and rinse the sockets with conc sulphuric acid after seeing what I saw.
Whatever the case, that fella learnt his lesson on the virtues of safe sex the hard way.
At the same time, I choose to learn from his experience the virtues of chastity and keeping my virginity for Mrs Coyote. -
Once, during my NS, I blew my nose way too hard and there was like mucus and blood all over.Originally posted by the Bear:i didn't have to act.. don't know how to anyway
just have to sneeze like you've snorted some pepper and leave lots of mucus-filled tissue paper in their bins
I was immediately sent to the medical centre by my horrified chief clerk to report sick. Docotr told me to blow my nose more gently next time.
2 day's MC for flu was issued. -
you suckOriginally posted by Fatum:I told myself yesterday that today after work I would go for a jog along the river .... even packed towels, shorts, shoes into the car .........
I went to KFC and then onto a bookshop instead ..... -
well if the women was also willing to sleep with the guy, i assume its jsut as likely to be from her own recent activitiesOriginally posted by honeymouse:The woman could have got it from her own husband who might also have an affair. -
Oh yeah.... but at the end of the day not sure who is infecting who if both husband and wife have flings outside their marriage.Originally posted by hisoka:well if the women was also willing to sleep with the guy, i assume its jsut as likely to be from her own recent activities -
Limitless possibilities Therefore, never make overly simplistic assumptions on people LOLOriginally posted by honeymouse:The woman could have got it from her own husband who might also have an affair.