Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 34th Edition

• hisoka

  18 Apr 07, 12:05

  Originally posted by honeymouse:

  Oh yeah.... but at the end of the day not sure who is infecting who if both husband and wife have flings outside their marriage.

  well as far as we know, only the women had affairs outside so i'm giving the husband the benefit of the doubt and say poor him getting the illness from the wife on top of the green hat
• Fatum

  18 Apr 07, 12:05

  
  gonorrhea is not the most frightening thing I've came across during NS ....
  
  I know of someone who got an immediate PES F and discharge after he was diagnosed ....
• stellazio

  18 Apr 07, 12:08

  av, you should stop going out with married woman..
• Wanda

  18 Apr 07, 12:08

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Once, during my NS, I blew my nose way too hard and there was like mucus and blood all over.
  
  I was immediately sent to the medical centre by my horrified chief clerk to report sick. Docotr told me to blow my nose more gently next time.
  2 day's MC for flu was issued.

  *Makes a note to (a) visit doctor only when nose is full of snot, and (b) improve nose-blowing technique*
  
  
  
  Oops...it's lunch time...shdn't talk about snot....happy lunching!
• choco B

  18 Apr 07, 12:09

  For some, it comes naturally. It's like a trigger effect. In fact just the other night....
  
  Me: I heard you were sick. What are you down with?
  
  Girlfriend: Oh *COUGH COUGH* I have cough...
  
  
  
  Good night, bear.
  

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i didn't have to act.. don't know how to anyway
  
  just have to sneeze like you've snorted some pepper and leave lots of mucus-filled tissue paper in their bins
  

• Fatum

  18 Apr 07, 12:20

  
  tomorrow ..... tomorrow I will go jogging ! ...
• Wanda

  18 Apr 07, 12:28

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  tomorrow ..... tomorrow I will go jogging ! ...

  Yalor. Why do it today, when you have all the tomorrows to do it.
  
  
• Fatum

  18 Apr 07, 12:29

  Originally posted by Wanda:

  Yalor. Why do it today, when you have all the tomorrows to do it.
  
  

  .....
  
  
• hisoka

  18 Apr 07, 12:40

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  tomorrow ..... tomorrow I will go jogging ! ...

  orh
• elindra

  18 Apr 07, 12:49

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  av, you should stop going out with married woman..

  Woah while I was away this thread turned to STDs
  
  And Stellagirl wants to be smacked again by av
• av98m

  18 Apr 07, 13:00

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Woah while I was away this thread turned to STDs
  
  And Stellagirl wants to be smacked again by av

  one day he is going to really get it
• elindra

  18 Apr 07, 13:10

  Originally posted by av98m:

  one day he is going to really get it

  Reason why todate he has yet to turn up for a Club 30 outing
• av98m

  18 Apr 07, 13:13

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Reason why up till todate he has yet to turn up for a Club 30 outing

  
• elindra

  18 Apr 07, 13:16

  Originally posted by av98m:

  

  Maybe he does look like a cockroach
• the Bear

  18 Apr 07, 13:29

  $*#@
  
  woken up by thunder and heavy rain
• hisoka

  18 Apr 07, 13:31

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Reason why todate he has yet to turn up for a Club 30 outing

  or maybe hes just scared off by the reputations and threats
• the Bear

  18 Apr 07, 13:32

  we're nice people.. i mean.. hey look! hisk is still alive!
• hisoka

  18 Apr 07, 13:34

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  we're nice people.. i mean.. hey look! hisk is still alive!

  thats probably because i poison myself on an regular enough basis to gain some immunity from the planned poisons i heard were planned
• the Bear

  18 Apr 07, 13:36

  *psst... maybe we use weapons instead of poisons next time*
  
  
• hisoka

  18 Apr 07, 13:37

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  *psst... maybe we use weapons instead of poisons next time*
  
  

  direct approach
• honeymouse

  18 Apr 07, 13:38

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  $*#@
  
  woken up by thunder and heavy rain

  You can still lie in bed and rest even if you're not asleep!
• the Bear

  18 Apr 07, 13:39

  yah.. in some ways i'm doing that.. given that the iMac is a foot away from my bed
  
  i'm going to get a pitcher of water... maybe it's the medication but i've a mighty powerful thirst suddenly
• honeymouse

  18 Apr 07, 13:41

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  yah.. in some ways i'm doing that.. given that the iMac is a foot away from my bed
  
  i'm going to get a pitcher of water... maybe it's the medication but i've a mighty powerful thirst suddenly

  Oh well if you are running a fever, you should have plenty of water anyway. Hope you feel slightly better now after some sleep.
• honeymouse

  18 Apr 07, 13:43

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  direct approach

  How come you are happy for people to "attack" you?
• the Bear

  18 Apr 07, 13:45

  he used to be unconsciously suicidal and sociopathic.. now he's embraced his suicidal tendencies
  
  there isn't anything to eat so i ate some cold guava.. nice feeling having something cool in me...
  
  and i think i just gulped down about close to a litre of water
  
  

  Originally posted by honeymouse:

  How come you are happy for people to "attack" you?