Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 37th Edition
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As my medic instructor used to tell us...Originally posted by the Bear:no you won't..
under the Geneva Convention, you are not to be shot or harmed as you are medical staff.. which means you will be the first to be killed by the enemy
'That red cross on your shoulder is a big red Canadian Bull target for an enemy sniper.' -
walao.. at risk of giving too much information...
I've laosaied 10 times since i woke up this morning at 6.30 am
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And you're laughing so gleefully at the thought of me being the first one to die, right?Originally posted by the Bear:no you won't..
under the Geneva Convention, you are not to be shot or harmed as you are medical staff.. which means you will be the first to be killed by the enemy
We're not even in times of war and it's already hard to tell who's friend and who's foe!
Nevermind, in times of war, see Bear, can attack! 
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i suggest a handful of charcoal tablets..
looks like you won't be around for the murtabak makan sessionOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat:walao.. at risk of giving too much information...
I've laosaied 10 times since i woke up this morning at 6.30 am -
Originally posted by fudgester:As my medic instructor used to tell us...
'That red cross on your shoulder is a big red Canadian Bull target for an enemy sniper.' -
i've wondered. we all know the enemies will shoot for the medics to prevent pple form recovering and going at them again. and the pple know who are the medics 2without the bull'seye so why do thay have one?Originally posted by fudgester:As my medic instructor used to tell us...
'That red cross on your shoulder is a big red Canadian Bull target for an enemy sniper.' -
nope.. you'll not die before me...
i'm the medic in the frontline.. which means i'll be the 3rd guy killed by the sniperOriginally posted by Rhonda:And you're laughing so gleefully at the thought of me being the first one to die, right?
We're not even in times of war and it's already hard to tell who's friend and who's foe! Nevermind, in times of war, see Bear, can attack! -
i ate 4 this morning followed by doctor's medication....Originally posted by the Bear:i suggest a handful of charcoal tablets..
looks like you won't be around for the murtabak makan session
plus mom's cup of lemon grass ginger drink
the problem with enjoying food is that I always seem to get food poisoning more often than my friends
at least this time.. more people are suffering with me. -
Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:walao.. at risk of giving too much information...
I've laosaied 10 times since i woke up this morning at 6.30 am
THink you'd better go see the doc! I'm not sure if the pharmacies here sell those fluid and electrolytes-replenishing fluids OTC? That's quite drastic food poisoning and you definitely NEED to get Charcoal and ... was that called Dhamotil? ... something that stops the pain and spasms. -
Are you a platoon medic or a company medic?Originally posted by the Bear:nope.. you'll not die before me...
i'm the medic in the frontline.. which means i'll be the 3rd guy killed by the sniper -
once upon a time people did not shoot medics, or at least not on purpose.Originally posted by hisoka:i've wondered. we all know the enemies will shoot for the medics to prevent pple form recovering and going at them again. and the pple know who are the medics 2without the bull'seye so why do thay have one?
medics used to be unarmed even -
Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:at least this time.. more people are suffering with me.
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that's Lomotil?
can see if the doc gives you stemetil if you are throwing up.. and if the stomach hurts, buscopan... -
i'm the spitoon medicOriginally posted by fudgester:Are you a platoon medic or a company medic?
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Orh.Originally posted by the Bear:nope.. you'll not die before me...
i'm the medic in the frontline.. which means i'll be the 3rd guy killed by the sniper
In case I fail to nurse you back to health then, erm... what are your favourite flowers, ah? -
Yeah... if you've watched Band of Brothers or Saving Private Ryan, the medics were unarmed.Originally posted by av98m:once upon a time people did not shoot medics, or at least not on purpose.
medics used to be unarmed even
I once read this interesting article about a WWII medic... it seems that the Nazis kept sniping at him and his casualties. In the end, he got so fed up that he got a rifle for himself.
One day, while a reporter was interviewing him, he was asked on why he was carrying a rifle.
The medic responded with a straight face: 'I use it to kill wild untamed beasts.' -
Uhhh.... ok.Originally posted by the Bear:i'm the spitoon medic
I'm a company medic. -
Just met up with an ex-colleague
Happy for her she doing really well job wise but worried for her about her love life
Hopefully she can come to a decision
She's really independent, driven and strong until it comes to her love life. She lost so much weight it's -
hilarious coz just 2 months after i joined the unit from SMM, i was slated to go for the Class 1 training..
someone had seniority on me so the Nursing Officer decided to throw him in there instead...
he lasted 10 days and was out of course because he contracted chickenpox
when i was again slated to go for that, i was 2 weeks left before ROD.. i marched into the Nursing Officer's room and told her outright i will NOT go -
I was supposed to be re-vocated as a medic after my recourse BMT (I did my bloody BMT as a corporal).Originally posted by the Bear:hilarious coz just 2 months after i joined the unit from SMM, i was slated to go for the Class 1 training..
someone had seniority on me so the Nursing Officer decided to throw him in there instead...
he lasted 10 days and was out of course because he contracted chickenpox
when i was again slated to go for that, i was 2 weeks left before ROD.. i marched into the Nursing Officer's room and told her outright i will NOT go
But I kena another medical board after my BMT and was given PES E again!!! Our SAF medical classification system was in a shambles man -
classification?
what about manpower?
each time i go back for my reservist, i get asked what the hell i'm doing in a combat unit... by my bloody S1!!
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Alamak! Today i'm dressed in my auntie outfit coz I have the monday blues!
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*joke comes to mind but decides to keep it to himself*Originally posted by elindra:Alamak! Today i'm dressed in my auntie outfit coz I have the monday blues! -
which is the counter terrorist force in singapore? is it SWAT?
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it's the STELLAZIO..
they send you in and the terrorists flee in panic afraid that what you have may be contagiousOriginally posted by stellazio:which is the counter terrorist force in singapore? is it SWAT?